Try
Stupid Humans (a.k.a. Sub Humans) Lyrics

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A lotta niggas ain't shit, but I promise you baby that is not me
told you I'd keep it playa all I asked for was your love and loyalty
You told me you loved me but I guess that shit was really just for show
I told you that I don't play that shit and this wasn't how it was supposed to go.
Can't you see can't you see
You told me that you loved me how could this be
What is us what is us
Honestly I feel just fuck love

You switched up man fuck love, man fuck trust
I hate you man fuck you, man I'm done
It's clear to me that I thought you were the one
Been playing me this whole time you fucked up
Didn't wanna end this way but now you gotta hear me say
You screwed up screwing over me I pray in time that yo ass goin pay
A lotta niggas ain't shit, but I promise you baby that is not me
told you I'd keep it playa all I asked for was your love and loyalty
You told me you loved me but I guess that shit was really just for show
I told you that I don't play that shit and this wasn't how it was supposed to go.
It's my fault for not seeing them red flags yea you belong to the streets
I knew that once you went and said them three words I was goin fall in way too deep
When I look in your eyes I think everything goin be alright
Your true colors was disguised
That's why I'm stuck in the love tries
A lotta niggas ain't shit, but I promise you baby that is not me
told you I'd keep it playa all I asked for was your love and loyalty

You told me you loved me but I guess that shit was really just for show
I told you that I don't play that shit and this wasn't how it was supposed to go.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Sub Humans’ song “Try” express feelings of betrayal and disappointment in a romantic relationship. The singer introduces himself as someone who is not like “a lotta niggas,” and promises his partner love and loyalty in exchange for the same. However, he later realizes that his partner has been dishonest, feigning love and commitment for show. He expresses his frustration and hurt, saying that he cannot understand how his partner could have lied to him, and that he feels foolish for not having seen the warning signs earlier.

The singer acknowledges that he is partly to blame for his situation because he had fallen for his partner’s facade of affection without questioning it. He admits that he had ignored the “red flags” and had been too trusting. However, he also asserts his own worth, stating that he had been sincere and faithful throughout the relationship, and that he deserved better treatment.

Line by Line Meaning

A lotta niggas ain't shit, but I promise you baby that is not me
I acknowledge that many men are untrustworthy, but I assure you that I am not one of them.

Told you I'd keep it playa all I asked for was your love and loyalty
I promised to be faithful and committed in our relationship, and all I expected from you was love and loyalty in return.

You told me you loved me but I guess that shit was really just for show
You claimed to love me, but it seems that it was only a facade and not genuine.

I told you that I don't play that shit and this wasn't how it was supposed to go.
I made it clear that I do not tolerate dishonesty and the situation did not meet my expectations.

Can't you see can't you see
I am frustrated that you cannot comprehend the situation and my feelings.

What is us what is us
I am questioning the authenticity of our relationship and what it truly means.

Honestly I feel just fuck love
I am feeling disillusioned and disappointed with the concept of love.

You switched up man fuck love, man fuck trust
Your actions have caused me to lose trust in you and the idea of love.

I hate you man fuck you, man I'm done
I am filled with anger and frustration towards you and I no longer wish to be involved with you.

It's clear to me that I thought you were the one
I believed that you were the one I could trust and love, but now I see that I was wrong.

Been playing me this whole time you fucked up
I realize that you have been deceitful towards me throughout our relationship, and it has caused significant harm.

Didn't wanna end this way but now you gotta hear me say
I did not want our relationship to end in this manner, but I need to express my feelings and thoughts to you.

You screwed up screwing over me I pray in time that yo ass goin pay
You have made a grave mistake in betraying my trust, and I hope that someday you will face the consequences of your actions.

It's my fault for not seeing them red flags yea you belong to the streets
I take responsibility for not noticing the warning signs that you were not trustworthy and have a history of unfaithfulness.

I knew that once you went and said them three words I was goin fall in way too deep
I was aware that once you expressed your love for me, I would become deeply attached to you and invested in our relationship.

When I look in your eyes I think everything goin be alright
I believed that you were trustworthy and our relationship would be stable when I looked into your eyes.

Your true colors was disguised
Your real personality and intentions were hidden from me, and I only saw what you wanted me to see.

That's why I'm stuck in the love tries
I am struggling to move on from this relationship because I was invested in our love and believed in its potential.

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Written by: Tyrik Newman

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@avalerie4467

33w

@@jfan4revai used to work third shift ops, too. In the dinosaur days of MICR encoding and balancing.

Hahaha
Usually by Saturday mornings, i was so braindead.
Once i was going to meet a friend for bfast since i would already be up and Sat was her day off. The plan sounded better when we made it.

So i set off for her house 7:00 ish.
Get there
knock
15 mins
Knock again
No cellphones back then.
15 mins
Knock again
A giant very angry disheveled man throws open the door
Wadda want ????
Hi. Is so and so there ?
I have jave no idea who this man is ? New boyfriend ? Cousin ? Brother ?
So and so ? No so and so here !
I start to panic
Axe murderer ? Robber ?
Im shaking from head to toe
My friend ! Where's my friend !

So i start to cry.
🤣😂 what have you doooooone with my friend ??? !!
Lady. You're nuts ( he wasn't wrong). I live here. Alone. You're buddy's not here.

Huh ????
I look inside a little bit.
Not her decor. No

Lightbulb moment
Ya. That was her apartment. Last year 🤦

All comments from YouTube:

@failarmy

1y↑142

But see who failed hardest in 2022, all the best in one place: https://youtu.be/w6urQm7Prs4

@hamfishstudiosofficial

1y↑2

first

@forcryingoutloud

1y↑3

It makes me so sad and frustrated to see the scary level of stupid going on.

@unknowncompany948

FailArmy is a br./aea./in./de./ea./ad beggar who tries to get people to subscribe. If you want those, EARN THEM! People will do them when THEY WANT to, not when you WANT THEM to. You do not deserve subscriptions.

@dfgd2402

1y↑1

@SwaggyGnome first child? Well, you are definitely one of them.

@dfgd2402

@SwaggyGnomePlease do something with your life.

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@brll5733

2y↑11.8K

Props to the woman calling out the guys dumping trash. Lots of courage. Respect.

@sikorsikor7098

Dumping trush f...ers are in every country, it is a lot of them.

@blacklight310

2y↑82

No, Karen

@erikm.905

2y↑2.3K

@N no, she was totally right

@vikoivanov4650

2y↑1

Hate her God awful accent.

@gennesta9296

2y↑163

Bloody blokes !

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@kaykepop4084

2y↑4.9K

I'm surprised the police officers confronting the woman standing through her windshield could keep a straight face 😂.

@thegmanpaints

2y↑246

"i smoke grass" at the end sent me hahahah

@sonicguyver7445

2y↑450

She is a beautiful creature of myth. The Cartaur.

@mondrose4501

2y↑56

@Sonic Guyver

dude Ahahahahaha. thx for the Laugh

i mean CarTaur? ahahahahaha

@tyler3970

2y↑85

@Gordon Damron she wasn't saying grass she was saying "wet" meaning pcp

@thegmanpaints

2y↑6

@Tyler oh, thanks!

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@walter_248

2y↑1.9K

What makes me anxious the most is that the guy with the detached gas hose didn't warn the poor lady

I appreciate the comedic amount of likes I've been given

@crazypath573

2y↑523

People like that literally live INSIDE their phone, through the veil of social media. He is so disconnected from reality, that he doesn't have the decency or even cognizance to engage that person in the actual reality. Very strange, and it's happening to more and more people, especially younger people.

@walter_248

2y↑59

@CRAZY PATH Yeah, specially in these videos people just grabs the camera

@TheBronf

2y↑102

TO BE FAIR. it was really stupid of her. like she even looked down AT the hose and saw it not connected.

@elpo20

2y↑379

@TheBronf TO BE FAIR, she's wearing scrubs. She could be a nurse, just finished a 16h shift, tired as heck, and didn't think to verify the hose because, let's be honest, how often do you think it happens to have a gas pump hose not connected...

@OdBunnyBunEspinoza

2y↑163

@elpo20 also it looks to be freezing cold outside so she probably just wanted to get it done with as quickly as possible

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@jstir6437

1y↑113

“You take my dog and I’ll SUE this country” has gotta be one of the best things I’ve heard in a while.

@billolsen4360

40w↑5

Lionel Hutz would have taken that case!

@kevinfoo8031

15w

Stupid airline allowing then saying no.

@HaloMachinimaFilms

2y↑889

2:23 That's not a fail, that's a near death experience. A horse kick can easily break your bones. Not sure what caused such a reaction, but I hope both are ok.

@bigfootwithinternetconnect2330

2y↑127

Judging by the way she's reacting, the horse probably broke a rib or 2

@walter_248

2y↑11

@Bigfoot With Internet Connection :(

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone

2y↑72

A friend of mine was kicked by her horse, in the shin, nearly 35 years ago. You can still still see where it was damaged. Some bone grafted around it but at the time, it was a perfect hoof print.

@t2yson

2y↑11

2:22*

@HaloMachinimaFilms

2y↑15

@Juggernaut2468 Ok?

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@ninjaundermyskin

1y↑187

I love how calmly that guy just rammed his boat into the other like it was normal

@bodyrumuae2914

42w↑17

And then continued around and into the dock.

@NativeMatt

40w↑9

Drunk

@jessicabecause3717

38w↑6

Was he supposed to be failing his arms and screaming? Can't do a whole lot of correction at that point.

@projectkj7643

31w↑1

or high. Definitely one or the other.@@NativeMatt

@Dannysoutherner

2y↑6.9K

The cop put tape over the camera and then expects someone to answer the door? Good luck with that.

@tiredman99

2y↑1.7K

Dude should be fired for pulling something like that. You're on their property and they're allowed to record

@Dannysoutherner

2y↑829

@TiredMan99 agreed. We don't answer the door if camera is inoperable and we have a two man rule. No answering door unless we are both present, one several feet back. You never know these days.

@mikek7660

2y↑294

sus AF

@calvinthedestroyer

2y↑366

@Dustin Noobs My neighbors know that everyone has cameras and we work together to keep an eye on the neighborhood.

@EpiphanyDraws

2y↑42

@Dustin Noobs could be the landlord's cameras

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@CrungleFunk

2y↑249

That one clip at 3:15 is more terrifying than him being dumb for getting his face on camera. The cutoff after the knocking makes it even more ominous.

@raymondlopez1238

16w

Cops in Baltimore be like 😂

@alybloodshade

1y↑207

That mom telling her daughter that she was stuck like that had me dying. I was raised this way too, if you know the consequences and do it then figure it out yourself, unless it was actually dangerous of course.

@AntwerpLocomotive

1y↑6

But they that wait upon the Lord
shall renew their strength;
they shall mount up with wings as eagles;
they shall run, and not be weary;
and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 ✝🌅

@ascheparker2340

1y↑12

Super glue in or around the eye is very dangerous. You can lose your vision permanently and sometimes have to have your eye lid surgically opened. While yes it was stupid of her to do that when she knew better but I don’t think she should lose her vision over it

@Hadesbaby69

52w↑4

@Asche Parker exactly being injured or losing your privacy should never be punishment no matter how stupid the action was

@brainlesseng

39w↑8

Watching this with my family turned our evening into a laughter-filled party!

@thepredator4480

2y↑5.3K

That guy driving the boat that crashes multiple times just looks calm af 🤣 like don't worry I got this or whatever lmao

@martinlatour9311

2y↑342

Prolly just drunk af

@brodiekeown4494

2y↑148

he is just counting how much this is going to cost him......in multiples of 100k

@ajamison6

2y↑25

I was all like oh look, it's another Speed movie

@CARS_NI123

2y↑13

So stupid that boats the next titanic

@lionhead123

2y↑33

i got a feeling his throttle got stuck.

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@Sidneychu129

2y↑555

“The difference between Stupidity and genius is that genius has it’s limits”
- Albert Einstein

@nathueil1

2y↑1

Ever see a DDT in the pale moonlight?

@BTLemming

2y↑14

Its*

@EarthSurferUSA

Kind of funny,---but I don't think it is true. I don't think genius has it's limits, which is why he flunked out of public school. Bummer for us. We stayed.

@ludicrous7044

2y↑5

We haven’t SEEN the limits of stupidity!!🤤

@AkiTheDenglishQueen

2y↑11

"Only two things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity, I'm not quite sure about the Universe though" - also Albert Einstein

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@toenailandthebedsores6682

2y↑191

"I'm going to sue this country!" is the ultimate Karen move! 🤣

@jessicajennings9148

2y↑17

@Luke Crawford It might not have had anything to do with the dog. She was probably the one creating the disturbance. And if it was the dog then it’s her fault she didn’t check beforehand to make sure dogs were allowed on the plane. It may have escaped your notice, but babies are allowed on planes because they’re human, ya basic bozo.

@jessicajennings9148

2y↑10

@Luke Crawford I’ve been stuck right next to crying babies on six hour flights more times than I can count. They may sound like banshees from the underworld but I have done my research and confirmed that they are, in fact, human.

@jessicajennings9148

2y↑4

@Luke Crawford Different airlines might have different policies. I think some planes require them to be stored in the cargo area and others don’t allow them at all unless they’re service dogs. I’m not positive though. I’ve never traveled with a dog. Either way, she should have checked so it’s her fault.

@jessicajennings9148

2y↑1

@Luke Crawford Cool. Glad we’re on the same page

@shinigamikitty

2y↑4

@Jessica Jennings in order for a dog to be in cargo, it's safer if its over a certain size and weight. The ladies dog was inside a carrier at her feet, which is where they are supposed to be stored if super small. Also, to get through security and get checked in for the flight, the pet was also checked in, because you have to have papers from the vet letting the airline know the anima is safe to fly and up to date on shots. I've not come across any airline that refuses pets, but you do have to pay for them. So them bringing up the dog is just odd because she wouldn't have been allowed to make it that far without the airline and staff knowing. My guess is either the lady was causing a disturbance and they asked about the dog to ensure it didn't get tossed around, or someone complained about said dog. The lady wanting a refund is absolutely right, and she could actually have grounds to even sue the airline. When you fly with pets, they are extremely thorough, so unless she can do magic and had the dog hidden in an invisibility cloak, she paid for that dog to be there as a carry-on bag for her. I've flown that way when I had a small puppy. Never had any issues.

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@rickpontificates3406

1y↑261

That guy with the pickup in the water, rode it down like Leonardo in Titanic 🤣

@meganyoung.

1y↑18

LMAO RIGHT!🤣🤣🤣 I knew I couldnt have been the only one kinda marveling at how graceful and smooth he was as he stayed above water as long as possible while the truck quickly sank...then remembering and pulling out his phone at the very last second, keeping it above water the whole time. 😂😂😂 it's like it was NOT his first time riding an automobile into the depths of the seas!

@showpavelraevsky4971

Хорошие друзья достаются тому , кто сам умеет быть хорошим другом❗

@nicholasrhodes4550

1y↑6

Watching that, I was hearing Celine Dion in my head...🚢

@kenetickups6146

23w↑1

"Gentlemen, it's been an honor driving with you"

@samuelschlinsock7862

1y↑105

The one where they wanted to cover the cameras they could steal the package has me dying 😂😂

@AntwerpLocomotive

1y↑6

And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. Acts 16:31 ✝🌅
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1 ✝🌅
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Hebrews 11:3 ✝🌅

@chandlerhorak2242

48w↑21

@@AntwerpLocomotive no one asked

@hensonlaura

43w

Please don't reproduce.

@hhds113

32w↑3

@@AntwerpLocomotive This isn't a post for religious comments. Please go somewhere else.

@IAmAlmightyGod

19w

@@chandlerhorak2242I agree know one asked. But if I may take a second to say, believe in my son and thou shalt be saved and they house four only a nominal commission of 15%

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@IDontGotThis

1y↑35

Oh hell no that cop covering the camera with tape was super scary holy crap

@billolsen4360

40w↑4

As I recall, that was a fired cop. Probably had something against the owner of that house.

@CodyRushDriving

2y↑2K

"I don't even think that's legal!"

...well, destroying someone else's personal property definitely isn't legal so...

@pinballdave804

People with drones are assholes He did the right thing

@1003JustinLaw

2y↑44

I mean drones are illegal, it's spyware

@jken1998

2y↑278

@Arngeir "I mean GPS is iLLegAL itS sPyWArE."

@electricfil661

2y↑198

@Arngeir you're what's wrong with the world today.

@1003JustinLaw

2y↑21

@electric fil the world is what’s wrong with the world today.

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@MRMEXICANJOKER210

1y↑132

My favorite was the girl saying they didn't need men for nothing then realized she did but honestly she just needed common sense 😂

@geometric5103

1y↑18

Exactly, anyone can work on a car but you have to have an idea of what you're doing.

@dixiehandyman

1y↑6

She needs a man who knows what he's doing. She clearly did not.

@Minty_cats_from_wintericelands

1y↑19

@The Southern Handyman My mom worked on cars for years and most of the time fixes them if its not damaged beyond prepare, she also knows many things to do when times would get rough for cars.

@dixiehandyman

1y↑10

@Minty Catz there are plenty of women who can do that. Kudos to your mom and others like her!

@pacyplay3469

i've made a video on a theory on why dumb people exist i'm curious to know wha people think :)

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@loganarmstrong8709

1y↑37

At 3:24 I genuinely got scared. I was expecting a mama bear to come runnin' at 35 mph to maul them to death. Phew.

@CartmanFat

1y↑8

Props to the grandma that did not care that a dude jumped at her car and gave the dog a punishment

@billolsen4360

40w↑1

That dog is trained to tree all process-servers.

@RR-gm7qj

2y↑328

We have come to a point where people much rather stand still with a camera and talk shit than actually helping them.

@bilinasmini3480

2y↑10

damned if I'm going to open my door if I can't see what's on the other side of the camera. Not today. Not ever!

@Health_Care_Is_A_Right

2y↑30

To get likes.
To get noticed.
We are a degenerate nation

@JB-et7zs

2y↑1

@bilinas mini you are absolutely correct but I think they are more talking about the woman at the gas station. That guy was just being an ass.

@amarinchanthorn8332

2y↑22

It's sad that people just bring out their phone and laugh rather than get out and help.

@murrayshekelberg9754

2y↑1

It was a phenomenon before the cell phones. Now we just get to make a digital record of the useless people who do it.

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@dprofessorco8487

1y↑196

That police officer covering up the porch camera!? Sorry what?!

@lukum55

1y↑44

Can't go on a power trip and harass, beat and shoot people without a reason when there is a camera. Wouldn't want there to be evidence if the victim survives to file a lawsuit.

@Ryan-re1rs

1y↑10

I'm guessing he didn't want the people to see it was a cop and not answer the door. Not sure where this falls in legality and I guess could be scummy depending why the cop is there. If its a low level speeding ticket thing vs the person at the home is wanted for a actual big crime.

@NegaZxyz

1y↑15

It's also possible the guy was trying to do a robbery dressed as a cop. More likely for someone to open their door so you can barge in if you knock dressed that way.

@nickmaclachlan5178

1y↑11

Sinister is the word I would use. I hope this was used as evidence to get him fired?

@dangal9366

Think people. Many valide reasons for cops to cover a camera.

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@benjurgenhoff2256

2y↑4.1K

I love how the lady on the plane is just gonna sue the whole country. Forget the airline, the police department, the township/city. She’s got big ambitions, and she’s fighting for crazy people everywhere who want to bring dogs and dog-like objects on planes. Way to go crazy lady, keep doing your thing, just don’t do it anywhere near me.

@CloudHindlen

2y↑207

Man after that attitude I would have just waited till the plane was in the air and opened the door and been like "well here is your complementary parachute, have a nice flight" ...Bye. 😂

@mistypedhiiiiiiiiiiii

2y↑185

Why can't a calm good dog be on a plane though ? 🤔 Airlines are too quick to be aggressive and too strict over minor things too.

@Andreseme23

2y↑287

Becouse airlines don’t have the time to know the dog long enough to check if it’s calm, and the owner’s word it’s all but trustworthy.

@sgtpain5173

2y↑286

The First question is,why let the Security she in the plane,when dogs are Not allowed ?
So it's the failure from the Airline and the Security.

@RommieRules

2y↑46

Karen alert!!!!

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@deeestuary

2y↑110

The funniest was “I think this is the wrong house”. Imagine coming home and finding that recorded on your machine.

@wmg-luckiestpeople8859

😆😮😆

@billolsen4360

40w

And they're probably your next door neighbors.

@pokeek6080

2y↑20

Watching people being absolute idiots (as long as it doesn't injure them or anyone else severely) is pure gold 😂

@wmg-luckiestpeople8859

Sometimes luck will keep them from getting hurt 😋

@venomlily1651

2y↑54

The guy driving through the flooded street, " Oh this is stupid, Oh, this is so stupid ." What gets me is he still kept driving through it, even though he knew it was pointless .

@wmg-luckiestpeople8859

1y↑4

I don't know why he did that 😮

@lollyblaster

@WMG - Luckiest People tbh i think his train of thought was going backwards causes the water to trail at a lower point behind him, saving the engine. Would definitely go up the muffler though haha

@badghosttv

31w↑2

Love the woman that death scream, really helps everyone and the kids stay calm and able to hear things when most needed

@biltrex

2y↑2.3K

The guy dropping the chainsaw towards the lady below him made me cringe so hard I imploded. That could have been an absolute tragedy!

@antoniodriskell2346

2y↑169

Why was she on the ladder to begin with?

@MrTassadarzo

2y↑115

@antonio driskell It looks like she was handing him a tool.

@MydearestSixsmith1931

Yea, and looked like she had a screwdriver in her mouth that would have gone down her throat if she had fallen off the ladder and face planted. I’m guessing they had a screw loose.

@6thgraderfriends

2y↑115

It looks like there were electrical wires right there too...all it takes is one full connection and they were both going down!

@ober7250

2y↑42

No, still pretty heavy if it lands on your head, but is not like a chainsaw magically start to rev up if dropped. More concerned about the log.

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@avaerena2927

2y↑85

The dude with his phone above the water as the car and himself went under - it was like watching Terminator with his thumb up! 😂😂😂

@losnamerales3403

2y↑5

Arnold voice: "I'll call back" 😅😂🤣

@bigpicturethinking5620

2y↑2

Lmao to both of these comments!

@ED-es2qv

2y↑38

I love the driver that pulls up to an accident so close he’s blocked in at the blind spot, then calls the other guy stupid for thinking he could back up 6 feet to untangle.

@nerinobaloney3766

2y↑97

We can see how messed up our world is right now when people just watch, record, and laugh at others who may need our help or assistance.

@mojus2890

2y↑3

Dude, what's more important, saving someone two minutes or getting a chance to laugh your rear off?

@nerinobaloney3766

@Mojus saving someone is always more important.
And if you think otherwise, then you're messed up yourself. I'd advise you to take a serious moment to really imagine that you're the one who's about to get into a funny accident and how much it would hurt yourself or probably kill yourself.

@venomshadowblood8353

2y↑15

@Mojus Helping people you obviously don’t care about anyone aside from yourself thinking like that

@ramsfan515

2y↑3

The recording can be used as evidence later, 'helping' is likely to get you sued.

@venomshadowblood8353

@ramsfan515 Untrue

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@goose300183

2y↑5.2K

3:16 the policeman put tape over the camera before calling on someone - that's sinister as hell. Chilling in fact. Would love to hear what that microphone recorded after this.

@JH-wd6dp

2y↑296

Depends on what call he was responding to. I know some local cops got in trouble for doing something similar. They were conducting a welfare check on a female. Public was not happy as there wasn't any objective threat of firearms/weapons.

There could be valid situations where blocking a camera is permissible but those situations it must be objectively reasonable to do so. Those would probably also be situations where you don't go alone.

@ifucturmotha6692

2y↑1

this is why white and black people alike are scared to death of all cops in PA. This was a state trooper, the small town municipal cops are waaaaay m
worse than this. im surprised he didn't just rip it off the wall

@goose300183

2y↑562

@Ifucturmotha I can imagine that people would find them frightening, can't think of a good reason why he would do this - the usual line is "the camera is there to protect you and me" because it doesn't lie. I'm a large, full grown Glaswegian man and seen my share of rough stuff, and honestly - if armed police came to my door and taped up my camera, I would be scared. I'd think I was about to be the victim of something very ugly indeed. Where I live, this would be front page news. (Totally different part of the World of course, with different social norms, but that REALLY wouldn't be normal in most first-world countries)

@musicaddct2257

2y↑537

@J H Absolutely False. Absent a search warrant signed by a judge, there is NO valid reason for that cop or ANY government official to do that. Blocking a camera on private property by a LEO would be a direct violation of the 1st and 4th amendments.

@surviigecko7058

2y↑58

@goose183 I don't agree with it but his argument is probably so he doesn't get ambushed. Saw a video the other day of three cops being full auto blasted through a door and killed instantly in a similar situation.

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@wickedblade4751

2y↑4

I work at a gas station and sadly there are far too many people like that lady who didn't realize the hose wasn't connected. Our mid and high grades were busted once and the amount of customers that came in complaining about the pump not working only for me to walk out there and watch them pull up the sign covering the buttons up that says not to use those grades is insane. The problem is so many people don't know how to read.

@usr7941

2y↑1

If too many people do this then problem is with your shit not with people

@Headass-

2y↑92

"It's my dog and I'm going to sue this country!" Greatest quote 2022.

@XVeganDaveGodFreeX

2y↑6

Next on the docket: Karen v. the whole country!

@seewhatisee8750

2y↑2

Trump taught her that

@lookupverazhou8599

@SeeWhatISee Good role model. He wins. Every. Time.

@user-oq9fu9xe6s

31w

I witnessed it once, and it was one of the scariest moments of my life, gazing over the edge of the roof, hoping the guy was okay in Fails of the week.

@rjensen4896

2y↑18

Even if that gal wasn't able to Jumpstart her friends car, I'm sure they got one hell of a light show

@nerd_alert927

52w↑4

2:05 I'm so glad he saved his phone. He seemed worried about it.

@PeterParker-vq2cz

2y↑823

i dont think telling a cop "im not going to jail" has ever worked out for anyone on the planet :P

@XVeganDaveGodFreeX

2y↑23

I was as waiting for Karen to tell the cops she wants to talk to the manager! 🤣

@Sciguy95

2y↑20

I like how she's supposedly going to sue the whole country because she was kicked off an airplane.

@DC-id2ih

2y↑18

Apparently this took place in 2015 on a UnitedExpress from Salt Lake to Chicago. Woman refused to put her dog (which was growling/snapping at flight attendants) in a carrier, so the captain ordered her removed from the flight and she got belligerent. In the end though - no charges were filed since the woman was in her 80s and had a "medical condition". For complete details - see article at CBS website - "Woman Kicked Off Flight To Chicago After Refusing To Put Unruly Dog In Carrier". The article doesn't say exactly what the medical condition was but - given her age and her behavior - maybe she was suffering from a form of dementia or was confused/disoriented. Her husband/nurse-caregiver explained the situation to authorities and therefore no charges were filed.

@WitchidWitchid

2y↑2

It works as well as a fugitive telling the cops, "let me go".

@worawalunharamarn3084

2y↑1

Oh hey look I found my friend named @WitchidWitchid

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@SpclOps20

2y↑10

The first car video and the one at 2:48, were definitely not fails. Matter of fact, they both deserve mad props! 👍

@SwordHMX

42w↑2

"You're gonna go to jail."
"No I am not!"

Works every time.

@myheartwillstopinjoy8142

2y↑20

10:25 you can see her slowly transitioning from the phase where you laugh and don't realize you just did something terribly stupid to the phase where you regret all your life choices leading up to thay point

@c_lo01

2y↑1.6K

Its wild to me people would rather sit there and record someone rather then give them a heads up.

@a2pha

2y↑55

Gives the popcorn that extra flavor.

@jerikropp6394

2y↑41

Well you know what they say, karma's a ...

@223556762308

2y↑27

Eh as long as they're not gonna get hurt, the video is funny.

@pencildragger

I aint helping people that could very easily help themselves. Its their fault for being dumb.

@sabref4i290

2y↑6

uh ya Absolutely who are we to stop someone from doing something stupid

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@SCP--wc3wb

2y↑10

That boat driver was hammered by the way he didn’t cut the engine. He turned and continued plowing into the dock lmao

@nordaxglass6572

2y↑7

11:25 at 23 years of age, I have never hyperventilated before in my life, but seeing that chainsaw hit her arm (despite seeing worse because the internet) I legit hyperventilated.

@TheBreechie

Same!

@joeyhendrickson422

1y↑3

I loved that the girls were trying to be cute but ended in a fiery mess lol poor angels lol

@yourfavoritejaz5544

2y↑3

The fact that he watched that lady attempt to pump gas for so long without telling her annoys me lol

@OceanicPearlz1

1y↑1

10:18 this part I can’t 😂😂😂😂

@maartendetemmerman393

2y↑2.2K

5:48 how stupid can they get, they all walk by on camera, then one of them decides to cover the camera with his face

@TheFlyingslug

2y↑333

I recall seeing that clip forever ago. If I remember correctly, the trio of thieves ended up being very easily caught and ended up having to spend some time in prison.

@Snickarz1337

2y↑123

no shit i thougt the same thing even if the camera didnt have wide angle and sound you would still have seen them pass the camera then block it and then the parcels missing

@Rubindy

2y↑19

@TheFlyingSlug prison for that small violation? just normal dudes they were

@Yasviele

2y↑187

@Ruben H Good, they better learn the lesson early or else they'll get worse and worse

@Rubindy

2y↑32

@Yasviele Ch thats debatable. Putting them into a place where there are criminals only doesnt always lead to a better future

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@Real_AnimA

2y↑54

0:13 okay let's be honest..!
This person was not being an idiot, that was just pure genius 😂

@supergamerkarter317

2y↑3

Ummm... idk what you think happened, but what I think that happened was that this guy was having his car taken away, and for some reason they thought it would be a good idea to drive away, which lead to his wheels being stuck in the claw that picked up the car and they had no choice but to drive away with them. That's Just a theory but idk what else it could have been.

@PaulKMF1

2y↑2

No one respects simple ingenuity

@losnamerales3403

Possibly a mechanic in a tight spot 💯

@isev_y240

33w↑1

“-I’m gonna sue this country!“
That’s the greatest sentence ever spoken.

@liamnevilleviolist1809

0:32 I love how cool the shirtless guy thinks he's being ... then he turns it into a complete Peter Griffin moment.

@Irevoltnow

2y↑1.3K

That girl who tried to fix her friends car at least had rare moment of self-reflection. Yea it took 3 hours, but most people never get there. She still has hope.

@zenithperigee7442

2y↑82

@Irevoltnow, yea but since she "exploded her car inside", apparently she won't get "there" either & well neither will her friend, lol...

@tut28Angel

2y↑12

I mean she's not wrong we women don't need men....to do stupid shit....we do that on our own.

@firingallcylinders2949

2y↑85

Where were people in her life to teach her the basics of jumping a car? Something so simple I never understand why so many people don't know how to do it. It's literally the equivalent of tying your shoes.

@akira808state4

2y↑63

This is what happens when you jump a car backwards. It fried everything on both cars.

@oldageisdumb

2y↑18

@Akira808State what is jumping a car backwards? Positives on negatives?

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@wildpurple005

The tree falling straight up and then back down on the house was unfortunate and yet funny as hell

@williamschneider9309

2y↑1

I love it when people find out that they can't do as they please.

It's like these people ain't never been outside their own house.

@bassbytes

The worst thing about that second last clip was what looks like power cables right beside them 😱

@vidboyx2001

2y↑3.1K

"It's my dog and I'm going to sue this country," has got to be the most Karen phrase ever uttered.

@stoutjudas9868

2y↑42

It's up there

@yogawithemma3706

2y↑18

Oh crazy🥵🥵🥵

@AtheistOrphan

2y↑160

I wonder how her attempt to ‘sue the country’ is working out for her.

@bongy59

Tbh, it sounds like she's developing dementia

@alexbanica1862

2y↑42

How do you know it was right for them to not let her on the flight? The company I mean, not the cops. Once the cops come, its all over.

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@maximus1620

2y↑10

"Who needs a guy when you have me" - Famous last words😂

@followmeleadtheway

2y↑1

The arch blast. One of the most terrifying things any electrician or hvac tech will deal with at least once. Usually early in their careers

@arizonad8012

28w

I love when ppl use the sentence " I don't know if it's legal!". Just after doing an illegal thing 😆

@lea._._.

2y↑2

im currently training to be an EMT and i can already see myself picking up people like this in the future... please be careful out there guys

@FakeAccount-df7ny

Props to the women who are at the wrong house. Props to the woman who tried to fill up her car when the hose was detached.

@WretchedIcon

2y↑656

I feel sorry for that horse lady. She probably broke a couple ribs with that kick.

@sethdillard3560

@Calmo Omlac Look again it knocked her right in her floating ribs, they break 2-3 times easier than your other ribs, and he dragged his foot down and slammed her thigh too, shes definitely not gonna be feeling well.
edit: ribs instead of rips

@db7059

2y↑86

@Calmo Omlac whilst standing still and hit with a force before falling could possibly fracture or break rib.

@Shadow-of3yk

Or have internal bleeding…horses kick hard!

@roadwarrior114

2y↑22

Why I don't like horses. ATVs are better in every way.

@Samuel-is2wx

2y↑12

@Calmo Omlac bro if you get kicked by a horse yar are dead 😂 my brother once geting kicked on face
Some of his bone are broke

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@TheGooseIsLoose9000

For that first one, he probably thought he was being smart cutting it at that angle, but the angle worked against him as it caused the tree to lean back when it hit the ground.

@kurtiswoods1663

2y↑25

Heart dropped when I saw chainsaw. I never want to see someone lose an arm.

@wmg-luckiestpeople8859

luckily no one was hurt 😅

@salemantoinette8701

I screamed tbh. I've seen it in real life unfortunately... shits not pretty. Luckily most chainsaws come with impressive safty stops to prevent injury.... but that tree tho, yea... ain't no safty proffy that shit and she almost met Jesus via the tree highway 😂

@user-nj3we4vj2n

31w

This video deserves a medal for spreading happiness!

@Cramblit

2y↑158

"who needs a man"

"Clearly we do because we blew up the inside of our cars"

I love it XD

@bierwolf8360

2y↑11

they learned their lesson

@1003JustinLaw

2y↑13

At least they realized, lots of people will just blame the cars and not themselves.

@phantix5195

2y↑15

What they needed was a youtube video... like don't do something you didn't at least put 2 seconds of research into before. She was using a phone to record, she should have used it for google. haha

@chadstchad

2y↑2

🤣 incel central

@Amp661

2y↑17

A man can fuck up a car too just like that. It's not a gender thing. It's learning to do it correctly.

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@kizpaws

1y↑2

That guy that threw those paper towel packages, laffed my head off...

@anonymousher0

2y↑451

Putting tape over somebody's security camera? Criminals do that exact same thing sometimes.

@tOSdude

2y↑30

I'm just glad dude was facing the camera when he did it.
Wonder if there's any context

@TheRealDr.Mabuse

2y↑1

I'm pretty sure that was a gangmember 😉

@lukecage3569

Cops ARE the criminals, just govt sanctioned.

@TheDevilslayer101

2y↑53

Cops and criminals aren't mutually exclusive, you can be both at the same time.

@wohlhabendermanager

2y↑14

And sometimes they ask a friend to block the camera with their face.

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@randomgirl8684

2y↑87

2:44
That guy is no idiot, just got a genius move to compensate the lack of wheel🤣🤣

@thestral1676

2y↑10

until he hits a bump

@randomgirl8684

2y↑4

@William Dellea lol yeah maybe🤣 didnt think about it

@silentswashbuckler8678

2y↑3

Yes seriously, when you get a flat and you got no spare doing that can be the only way back to civilization, that is exactly how it's done

@losnamerales3403

2y↑3

Yeah I looked and thought this is a stranded mechanic trick 👌🏾💯

@Mybpeterson

2y↑2

If you apply enough friction to something combustible and it's gonna catch fire. I was waiting for the flame.

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@johnp8813

1y↑6

Thank you for not providing a running commentary on what is going on in the videos like others do. The videos speak for themselves and are far more entertaining the way you post it.

@CrookedNose2131

19w

Now all they need to do is get rid of the subtitles. I think we can all work out someone is laughing without the "hahaha" subtitle.

@ryancooper780

52w↑1

The best part about the girl that destroyed both the cars with the battery cables is she could have just as easily googled it on that phone she likes to use for recording 🤦

@doremifasolatido-ro7zs

2y↑100

3:52 i can totally relate to this. i arrived home after 12 hours shift in the hospital. I knocked on the door i thought it was my apartment door. So I kept knocking and wondering why nobody's opening the door for me. when i look at the apartment number i realized i was at the wrong floor. I felt so embarrassed afterwards

@jfan4reva

2y↑8

I used to work 2nd shift at a bank (yes, there are still people working in banks after hours.) One of the balance clerks that normally works 4 - midnight was there working until 4 am once. She came in the next day and told us how she was so tired when she got home, she got undressed, put her pajamas on, clipped her security card to her PJs and went to bed.

@edgarang6694

2y↑6

I once accidentally walked into the next apartment over after getting my dinner order having been doing coursework for a few hours. I only noticed when I walked into the kitchen and couldn't find any of my utensils, and even then it took about a minute for the penny to drop since the layout was identical. Really hammered home why not to leave your front door unlocked even if your room has a separate lock...

@avalerie4467

33w

@Palevo1605

30w

@5:15 the best part is when she is throwing her hands up in the air like -why da hell it isn’t working 😂
@6:45 one of the fastest Karma servings Ive seen😂😂😂

@brookelyn1220

2y↑517

Actually felt bad for the lady at the gas station.... She was wearing scrubs. I can only imagine the day she'd had at work.

@bt2212

2y↑97

That's what I thought as well. She'd be tired as hell.

@Yaunie13

2y↑129

Yeah she was probably on autopilot. Happens to the best of us

@gregdragoo4777

2y↑23

Yeah I bet she's exhausted from taking peoples blood pressure and writing on that clipboard on your room door. Ugh hardest job in the world.. ac is probably set on like 75 oh the horror. It's like hell, I'm sure.

@gregdragoo4777

@Alycia Goode oh yeah she's definitely lifting 200 people all day by her self non stop but can't even open a pickle jar by her self... Go tell that shit to someone else. More like 8 hours or looking at her phone turned her into a brain dead zombie. You have no idea what physical hard work is.

@thatsmomsense9087

2y↑17

I don't know what was going on with her, but I had a dumb moment like this. I was in school full time and worked full time. After school I needed gas before hurrying to work at the clinic. I paid for gas at the pump and stood there not understanding what was wrong trying to push the gas button and the meter wasnt going up. I hadn't put the pump in at all! Looking back I shouldn't have been driving. I was too exhausted lol

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@Noumenus

2y↑2

"I'm not going to jail, mister!"

Famous last words lol.

@laughtersforever1

2y↑1

Nice Video. Great work. Amazing 😍👌

@mrsquid_

2y↑3

Love how at 5:48 one of the guys just goes "cover the camera" after already having looked at it and then proceed to have several seconds of eye contact just if the faces weren't clear enough

@TheInzombiac

28w

That first guy wasn't stupid, he was damn unlucky, he did all the proper steps so the tree would fall away, but it just didn't fall the intended way.

@xivix6710

2y↑2

The guy who shaved his head is really funny with his reaction, but I wouldn't call him and idiot for that, its just a funny accident 😂

@xivix6710

@Jason Kopf I gree with the neck tatoo, but how can you till he is smoking?

@mangoyeah9663

1y↑93

I’m pretty sure that the lady that was in the car was on a little something more than just weed

@bobswagger9047

1y↑8

Specifically grass my man. Don't get it twisted, ain't no weeds doing that to my girl. Strictly yard clippings.

@VegitoBlackk

I love when I read a comment as it plays on the video at the same time. Happens alot with me

@Falcon-um7vo

2y↑543

2:40 "I don't even think that's legal"
Well, criminal mischief (damaging their drone) definitely isn't legal.

@likeablecloud2454

2y↑3

Though I think regulation o. Where you can fly drones should be a thing it's sadly not as long as it's not over private property without owner per ission. But the laws in each state are different. If the person owns an aircraft it's 100 percent not legal as it occupies the airspace and can cause an accident. But if not then it's a legal grey area.

@MJG206

2y↑5

@Likeable Cloud federally i believe theres a distance above your property that becomes federally owned space.

@likeablecloud2454

@Micah Goodwin yes but that's only in terms of aircraft after a certain point but if you own a small aircraft or something you are legally able to restrict it. But some drones can reach that height. It's just a legal grey area as explained yes after a certain height it's federally owned but you also own a certain amount of height past the tallest structure. It's a grey area and is hard to enforce. I wish the restrictions for this was much clearer as this is a problem.

@dylant4737

True!

@symphony_in_152mm2

if it were my drone, the cops can have whats left after I'm done whooping his ass.

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@douglasshaffer4835

I'm surprised the police officers confronting the woman standing through her windshield could keep a straight face

@flip5097

2y↑142

The funny part of the guy making fun of the gas pump lady. He's still in line for that pump

@chucksyl

2y↑1

...and he's just sitting there filming it while she pumps gallons of flamable gasoline onto the pavement. Idiot.

@usr7941

2y↑12

He's got nothing better to do

@JamesJBurt

2y↑12

He could easily be filling his car at the next pump, and videotaping at the same time.

@ameliac504

2y↑37

He shoulve helped

@chucksyl

2y↑5

@James Burt or he could get off his butt and stop the stupid woman from causing a potential catastrophe.

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@cyrus9162

30w

1:20 I bet he didn’t realise that the water is entering his car’s exhaust and is making its way to the engine 😢😂

@barkingstarz4730

2y↑5

I laughed too hard @ that truck w/ a log for a tire! 😂

@losnamerales3403

2y↑1

The most ghotto thing I've seen all week 😂🤣

@MixBento-FailsofTheWeek

38w↑1

If laughter is contagious, this video just sparked a global epidemic of joy.

@CrookedNose2131

19w

Yeah. No it didn't.

@xaverbishop6506

That last woman was pretty tough taking all those hits from chainsaw, ladder, branches and whatever else.

@oscarardon6197

2y↑805

I like how at 10:30, the mother is basically like, "I didn't raise you to be a dumbass, you figure it out yourself." 😂

@oscarardon6197

2y↑84

@Ursa Major even through a foreign language, you can hear just how disappointed and embarrassed her mom is 🤦‍♂️

@OneofInfinity.

I do hope many realize that most of this people where made this way over time with social media and sabotaged education systems, they where made selfish and dependable = easier to control.

@oscarardon6197

@OneofInfinity in other words, gullible enough to believe the first idiot online saying you can replace eyelash adhesive with super glue, and nothing bad would happen.

@janelogan7872

2y↑12

I was thinking the whole time that she was going to tell her she had to go to the ER, but nope.

@Michiel1972

2y↑14

Well, the girl certainly wasn't laughing anymore for some time when the surgeon was finished with her.

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@deathgrindclub666

FailArmy never fail to entertain us.

@williambillingsley7934

My favorite was the woman at the gas pump... just completely not paying attention at all... haha classic.

@daneeyvoldigoad3516

2y↑12

the " I smoke grass " and the " who needs men for this " clip made my day HAHAHAHA

@losnamerales3403

Who needs men was refreshing, she actually owned it and took accountability afterwards 😅😂 she obviously connected the cables incorrectly and brew up her battery, she probably didn't know about the ground connector on the dead car 😅🤣

@losnamerales3403

I'm gonna watch some car safety videos now before asking my girl who's driven for years about this 😂

@agreetodisagree4751

I had a man almost do that to my vehicle. Lucky he saw the cables catch on fire, took off his coat and used it to disconnect from the battery. Close call.

@joeydiazfunnyclips5751

To be fair the tree landed almost comically perfect instead of falling 🤣🤣

@Billy.Nomates

2y↑58

'I'm gonna sue this country' the most American thing I've ever heard

@scottelder1478

1y↑1

Lol 😂

@wmpetroff2307

27w

so typical of ''them''

@tommygun641

2y↑3

i love those ladies trying to get into the house and realizing it's the wrong one

@Corey300

26w↑1

3:15
"Police officer"
covering up camera with tape
Nothing odd there.... 😂

@luistapia1991

1y↑1

The lady holding the ladder steady, taking a chainsaw to the rib cage… she’s the MVP in the video. Never got off the ladder putting the man she was helping in danger

@ulysses1904

1y↑3

The guy narrating the woman at the gas pump made her look smart by comparison.

@Yeah_Whocares

2y↑2.3K

8:09 the car battery thing is interesting because I never once wondered what would happen if you connected jumper cables wrong. . . Now we know.

@paparoysworkshop

2y↑319

It could have been worse. The battery could have exploded causing injury or even death to those girls. Thankfully, they are ok.

@serioushex3893

2y↑353

car batteries are one of those things that you reeeeeeeeally dont want to mess around with unless you're absolutely sure you know what you're doing. ive jumped my car and others many times, and i still refresh myself on the steps every time just to be sure. thankfully my jumper cables have a tag stuck to them with a handy guide. I kinda like NOT blowing myself up or destroying my car.

@svennoren9047

2y↑109

@Roy Riederer She did say that her car caught fire, so the battery probably did just that.
We were taught how to use jump cables in driving school, isn't everybody?

@Dracadin

2y↑116

@Sven Norén honestly I don´t really remember if they taught it
but it´s matter of 10 seconds to look it up on phone nowadays
at least that´s what I do every time before

@ezzbuttheyshouldntleavethe5529

2y↑42

@Roy Riederer Oh yeah, my mechanic friend has had a battery explode on em before, splashed them and some others with battery acid-

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@MGWPS462

2y↑3

Holy shit. I cant tell you how much I jumped when I saw that chainsaw just dangling.

@thedrvn

2y↑32

2:02 lets give that man a round of applause for the smooth phone save.

@lesniper91287

2y↑3

something else got in the water tho

@tobiasherrmann5817

2y↑1

The Phone have more values to him then is Truck…

@jackyy3

dude, both of these guys are idiots lmao

driving a car in an ocean is already fatal to your car, pointless trying to save it, it'd waste so much time for no help since the car engine is fatally damaged, the phone could have been waterproofed, hence why he saved it, better saving one than 0, he did a fine move