Potato Salad
Suave the Performer Lyrics

I'm done tryna impress y'all
I am done trying to impress other people.

Cuz I don't really give a fuck if I'm in press, y'all
I don't care about being in the press or what people think about me.

I mean, I got my issues
I have problems like everyone else.

And we all use tissues
We all need to wipe away our tears sometimes.

But I don't fit in a box
I am not a specific stereotype or category.

I'm not a package of noodles
I cannot be put into a neat and tidy package like noodles.

And I just ran out chicken
I have encountered a minor obstacle or setback.

That mean that I don't fear
This setback does not scare me.

That mean I don't fear
I am not afraid of anything.

Does the shit that I drop even smell here?
Are people even paying attention to what I'm doing?

Didn't think so
I didn't think so either.

That's why I rap through the internet
That's why I use the internet to share my music.

That's my cheat code
It's my way of cheating the system.

Call me Mr. Fantastistic cuz I'ma reach these people
My name is Mr. Fantastic because I am going to reach people with my music.

And make my money elastic, so I can teach these people
I want my money to be flexible so that I can use it to educate people.

And I'ma feed these people
I will provide for and take care of others.

Cuz I don't see no evil
I don't see anything bad happening in the world.

Got in trouble for doodling so I gave it up
I got in trouble for drawing silly things, so I stopped doing it.

And I was the top of the class, until they called me nerd
I used to be the smartest kid in my class until people started calling me a nerd.

And I was looking at ass, until I saw hers
I used to be into girls until I realized I was attracted to a guy.

And while I'm here, I'ma teach you bitches to be yourselves
While I'm alive, I'm going to teach people to be comfortable with themselves.

If you wanna go and thot around, go thot around
If you feel like acting promiscuous, do what you want.

And if you gay, then what the fuck they gonna do about it?
If you are gay, there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Just make a difference, and be a difference, and be about it
Make a change in the world and be a positive influence.

And I'm cooking up some GMOs
I am creating something new and genetically modified.

And now my homie is a GM, oh
My friend now works for General Motors.

Go make that bread, and go and get you some head
Go make money and have fun.

And get yo momma that whip
Buy your mother a car.

So they can get off ya back
So your family members will stop bothering you.

I thought I was home, until they made me bat
I thought I belonged, but then they made me feel like an outsider.

And then I thought I was grown, until I came back
I thought I was an adult, but when I went back, I felt like a kid again.

Full circle, or more like a full diamond
Things have come full circle, like going all the way around a diamond.

I want me pool full of diamonds
I want to be surrounded by wealth and luxury.

Just so you know where to bury me when I die, man
I want you to know where to find me when I'm dead.