What Happened
Sublime Lyrics

Wake up in the morning
The singer starts the song by describing how he woke up in the morning.

Clock says half past one
The singer looks at the clock and sees the time is already past one in the afternoon.

I have no sunglasses
The singer realizes that he has forgotten to bring his sunglasses before going outside.

As I step into the sun
The singer goes outside into the sun without his sunglasses.

There's no recollection
The singer has no memory of the things he did last night.

Of the evil things I've done
The singer knows that he did some bad things, but he can't remember what they were.

My head feels like I musta had some fun
The singer's head hurts, which could be a sign that he had a good time, but he can't remember anything.

What happened?
The singer asks himself what happened last night and why he can't remember anything.

Last thing I remember
The singer tries to recall the last thing he remembers from the night before.

I was chillin' at a party
The singer remembers being at a party.

Pinching girlies' asses
The singer did something inappropriate by touching women without their consent.

I was drinking recklessly
The singer drank too much and probably made some bad decisions.

I know I did something
The singer is aware that he did something wrong.

Lord what could it be
The singer asks for help to remember what he did.

Woke up in the morning
The singer woke up the next day after the party.

And all my friends hate me
The singer's friends are angry with him because of something he did.

What I'm I doing here
The singer doesn't know where he is or how he got there.

Who is this girl in my bed
The singer wakes up next to a woman he doesn't know.

What is this shit on my face
The singer finds something gross on his face that he doesn't recognize.

My God, what is that awful smell
The singer smells something terrible and doesn't know what it is.

She may be an angel
The singer thinks the woman he woke up next to might be beautiful and perfect.

She may be a queen
The singer thinks the woman he woke up next to might be royalty.

She might be black, white, American, Indian or Japanese
The singer is open to the possibility that the woman he woke up next to could be from any race or ethnicity.

Through a bottle at a bouncer
The singer threw a bottle at a bouncer, indicating that he was violent and aggressive.

Didn't think that he was cool
The singer didn't like the bouncer and thought he wasn't cool.

Pissed in someone's drink
The singer urinated in someone's drink, which is disgusting and inappropriate.

And through a bike into a pool
The singer threw a bike into a pool, which is destructive and irresponsible.

Driving down the side walk
The singer drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, which is illegal and unsafe.

Like a crazy possessed fool
The singer drove recklessly and irresponsibly.

I broke every single traffic rule
The singer violated every traffic law while driving.

Oh! What happened?
The singer repeats the question he's been asking throughout the song, indicating his regret and confusion about the events of the previous night.

Let's go
The singer ends the song by saying "Let's go", which could mean we should forget about what happened and move on with life, but it could also mean that he wants to leave the situation behind and start over in a new place.