18 Inch Ruler
Suburban Rhythm Lyrics


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When I was young, I was a nasty little child. I'd mess up things with no respect, my parents called me wild. But when I came home from doing things that were considered wrong.Tthey gave me wooden discipline, that's why I wrote this song!

Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, wooden discipline, was smacked on my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler! Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, my father, was tanning my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler!

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One day I was giving trouble, to the normal baby-sitter. So she got mad and she called my dad, and he sounded really bitter. I hung up on him, right away. But much to my surprise. He came home and he whipped me good and just kicked my behind.

Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, my father, was tanning my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler! Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, wooden discipline was smacked on my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler!

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One day my momma made me mad so I pissed on all her flowers, I felt like I was getting even, felt like I had power! When mom found out she told my dad now I'd get it for sure. He spanked me hard he spanked me good like I'd never been spanked before!

Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, wooden discipline, was smacked on my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler! Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, my father, was tanning my behind. Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler!





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Overall Meaning

The song "18 Inch Ruler" by Suburban Rhythm is about the hardships of growing up as a child and the consequences of one's mischievous actions. The first verse talks about the singer's wild behavior and how they would do things that were considered wrong. The singer's parents responded by administering wooden discipline, which inspired the creation of the song. The chorus repeats the phrase "18 inch ruler" which refers to the tool used by the singer's father to administer punishment. The second verse tells the story of when the singer's normal babysitter called the father to report misbehavior, and the father responded by whipping the singer. Finally, the third verse tells the story of the singer disrespecting their mother by urinating on her flowers, leading the father to deliver another punishment.


The lyrics paint a picture of a strict household where any act of defiance is met with a harsh punishment. The singer's experiences highlight the concept of respecting authority and following the rules, or else there will be consequences. The repetition of the phrase "18 inch ruler" reinforces the idea of fear and pain at the hands of the father, which was supposed to serve as a deterrent for future misbehavior.


Line by Line Meaning

When I was young, I was a nasty little child.
As a child, I was poorly behaved and caused trouble.


I'd mess up things with no respect, my parents called me wild.
I had little regard for other people's belongings, causing my parents to consider me unruly.


But when I came home from doing things that were considered wrong.
Despite my rebellious behavior, I still went home after doing things I knew I shouldn't have done.


They gave me wooden discipline, that's why I wrote this song!
My parents would discipline me with a wooden ruler, inspiring me to write this song about it.


Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, wooden discipline, was smacked on my behind.
I experienced the pain of being hit with the wooden ruler as a form of parental discipline.


Oo-oooh I got it, oo-oooh it got me, the 18 inch ruler!
The specific item that was used for discipline was an 18 inch long ruler.


My father, was tanning my behind.
My father was striking me on my buttocks as a form of physical punishment.


One day I was giving trouble, to the normal baby-sitter.
I was causing issues for the babysitter who regularly watched over me.


So she got mad and she called my dad, and he sounded really bitter.
The babysitter called my father to complain about my behavior, causing him to become angry and irritable.


I hung up on him, right away. But much to my surprise.
When my father called me back after the babysitter had contacted him, I hung up on him immediately.


He came home and he whipped me good and just kicked my behind.
As a result of my misbehavior and disrespect towards him on the phone, my father punished me by striking me and kicking me in the buttocks.


One day my momma made me mad so I pissed on all her flowers.
I became upset with my mother and decided to urinate on her flowers to act out my anger.


I felt like I was getting even, felt like I had power!
By damaging my mother's beloved flowers, I felt like I was taking control of the situation and causing her harm in return.


When mom found out she told my dad now I'd get it for sure.
My mother informed my father of my misdeed, knowing that I would receive punishment for my actions.


He spanked me hard he spanked me good like I'd never been spanked before!
My father punished me with physical spanking as a severe form of discipline for my behavior towards my mother's flowers.




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Comments from YouTube:

Nick's Colorado Channel

"Ed quit for undisclosed reasons. Scott quit, primarily, due to personal and creative conflicts with singer, Dennis Owens." -Wikipedia

Teh Slime

Such a unique and insanely talented band!

shwabity

now i can see why RBF loved these guys so much

GeneralKizENT

thank you so much for putting this up dude. i've never actually listened to them before by i know of them.

Anton Shtuchka

Thanks, you're awesome! ^_^

Jack Morgan

What ever happened to Suburban Rhythm? Why did Ed and Scott quit? Please don't go, Suburban Rhythm! All the other bands are just shit! :) Thumbs up if you get the reference.

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