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The Sweatpant Boners were formed by Robby Roadsteamer, Ken Susi (Unearth), Adam D. (Killswitch Engage), Toby D. (Aftershock)...... but quickly broke up because the world wasn't ready for the garden. The metal scene in Massachusetts cried when this supergroup and supernatural warriors broke up in 2002.
Banana
Sweatpant Boners Lyrics
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The lyrics to Sweatpant Boners' song Banana are quite explicit and suggestive, and seemingly revolve around the idea of sexual desire and pleasure. In the first few lines, the singer mentions straddling a chair and eating a pear, expressing their desire for someone to perform oral sex on them (referred to as "Banana"). The singer even mentions Banana getting dark spots from being held too hard, suggesting that they may have a penchant for rougher sexual activities.
The lyrics become even more explicit as the singer mentions wanting Banana to perform oral sex on them during church and even when they have diarrhea. The repeated chorus of Banana serves to reinforce the idea that Banana is a sexual object, almost fetishized by the singer. The references to "guys in the slammer" who like to "slammer the Banana" further suggest a culture of sexual objectification and domination.
Overall, the lyrics to Banana can be seen as a commentary on the objectification and fetishization of sexual desires, particularly in a culture that often perpetuates toxic masculinity and a lack of regard for enthusiastic consent.
Line by Line Meaning
When I straddle that chair I want you down there...Banana.
When I sit on a chair with my legs wide apart, I want you to pleasure me orally... with a banana.
When I'm eating a pear I want you down there...Banana.
When I'm eating a pear and feeling aroused, I want you to perform oral sex on me... with a banana.
Sometimes Banana it gets dark spots 'cause you held it way to hard. Mmmmmmmhhhhhh...Banana.
Sometimes the banana gets bruises because you handle it too roughly during oral sex. It feels so good... banana.
When I'm sitting at church you better go to work on...Banana.
Even when I'm in the house of the Lord, I want you to perform orally on me... with a banana.
When I got diarreah I want you down there...Banana.
Even when I'm sick with diarrhea, I still want you to perform oral sex on me... with a banana.
You know those guys, they're in the slammer. They like to slammer the Banana. Mmmmmhhhhhh...Banana.
You know those guys in prison, they like to insert bananas into their rectums. That turns me on so much... banana.
Oh, Banana. (Banana solo)
Oh, banana. (Instrumental)
You know those guys, they're still in the slammer. They like to slammer the Banana. Ooooooooo...Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana.
You know those guys in prison are still doing it. I can't help but get turned on thinking about it... banana, banana, banana.
Contributed by Arianna L. Suggest a correction in the comments below.