I Will Survive
Sweatpant Boners Lyrics

At first i was pissed
Initially, I was very angry

I was fuckin' teed
I was extremely angry

To think you had the balls
To think you had the courage

To walk out on me
To abandon me

And i spent oh so many nights
I spent a lot of time

Wackin' off to animal porn
Masturbating to pornography involving animals

I used to wack
I used to masturbate

But now i'm gonna get you back
But now I'm going to seek revenge

I'll get a gun
I'll obtain a firearm

I'll hunt your ass
I'll pursue you relentlessly

And when i find you
And once I locate you

I'll blow a hole in that snatch
I'll shoot you in your genitals

And i don't care if i get arrested
I'm willing to face the consequences of my actions

I don't care if i go to jail
I'm not afraid of incarceration

'cause i'll get more lovin there
Because I'll receive more attention there

Than i ever got from you
Than I ever received from you

You filthy whore
Insult directed at the target of revenge

You swamp witch
Another insult directed at the target

There's poison in that twat
Claim that the target's genitals are toxic

I'll bet some money on it
I'm so confident in my claim that I'm willing to wager money

You don't think i'll hunt you down
You underestimate my determination to find you

Tie you up like a pig
Bind you tightly like an animal

And slice off those tits
And remove your breasts with a sharp object

And use them as oven mits
And utilize them as protective gloves when handling hot items

Oh, yes, i can make it look like suicide
I have the ability to stage your death to appear self-inflicted

As long as i leave no prints i know i can get by
If I take precautions to carefully avoid leaving evidence, I can avoid being caught

I can dig a shallow grave
I'm capable of excavating a small burial site

And throw your ass right in
And deposit your body into the hole

And i'll never get arrested
And I'm confident that I won't be caught

'cause they'll never know you're dead
Because nobody will discover your body

Oh, it took all the drugs scott (?) had just to let you go
I needed a lot of drugs to cope with the end of our relationship

I used to shoot up heroin in my testicles
I used to inject a dangerous drug in a sensitive area of my body

And i spent oh so much money
And I spent an excessive amount of money

Fuckin' prostitutes are cheap
Engaging in paid sexual activity is inexpensive

But now i'm saving up my pennies
But now I'm accumulating funds for a specific purpose

For an m-16
To purchase an assault rifle

I'm coming down
I'm approaching your location

Lock the doors
Secure the entrances to your building

It doesn't really matter how far i'm down you filthy whore
My current emotional state does not diminish my desire for revenge

Weren't you the one who tried to go down on my friend
Weren't you the person who attempted to perform oral sex on my acquaintance

Well, you can go down now
Now you can kneel and face my firearm

On this shotgun instead
You can perform oral sex on my gun instead

I got all these guns to shoot
I have multiple firearms that I intend to use

And i got some plastic explosives too
And I possess plastic explosives

And i'll blow up every god damned house
And I'll destroy every residence

'til i find the one with you
Until I locate the place where you are hiding

I will survive
I will persevere through this difficult situation and achieve my goal of revenge