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The video Masterchef Synesthesia, featuring the stars of the TV show Masterchef, clocked up over 870,000 views within a week of being uploaded to YouTube at the end of June 2011, earning Swede Mason a news report in the Sun and widespread exposure.

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Well bugger to you you Beastly Bastard
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Comments from YouTube:

@GooglyEyedJoe

10y↑292

This surprisingly relaxes me when I'm angry because it does all the swearing for me.

@cinnamonman3814

3y↑1

NO STAY ANGRY. THIS IS BATTLE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP MAXIMUM FUCK MY NAME IS CAPTAIN SHIT RIPPER, OF THE ANGRY MARINES YOU WILL STAY ANGRY

@SnowdropWood

9y↑127

Well, Colin Firth's son has fantastic ammo if his dad ever tells him not to swear, haha.

@laurensmith9991

9y↑60

When your game crashes without you saving

@MrSupercar55

19w

I call it my stepping on my cellphone charger song.

@AbsolemLNG

10y↑61

This encouraged me to watch the movie - which is "The King's Speech", btw. It was SUCH a good movie. Highly recommended to all. Not what I expected.

@SnowdropWood

8y↑64

Walking on Lego.

@mrbrown2186

5y↑2

Exactly.

Perfect.

@antoniam-k3113

10y↑62

I love how "willy" is in there amongst all the grown-up swearing XD

@NebadonAdams

Antonia M-K Willie = pecker.

@SD-tj5dh

10y↑55

Walking accross the bedroom at night with the girlfriends shoes and straighteners strewn accross the floor.... followed swiftly by the boys LEGO...

@plymko900

10y↑13

then the plugs

@SD-tj5dh

10y↑10

The floorboard your tried to put back down after getting to a junction box and created a nest of lethal splinters poking through your carpet..

@MrSupercar55

@@SD-tj5dh and don’t forget nails poking up through the wood.

@simonmoore2380

9y↑54

Its the other guy getting excited and going "YES!!" that does it LOL

@Black.Sabbath

1y↑2

"the other guy"

@bunniet.6290

9y↑48

I am extremely happy that this exists.

@stanleybarker5591

8y↑25

When the teachers tell me I have a test and I haven't revised

@sirsplintfastthepungent1373

48w↑5

This song can still get me through a long day.

If that doesn't qualify as a sign of legendary status, I dunno what does.

@yetitom4306

8y↑42

This is literally the most satisfying video on the internet. There is nothing more satisfying than listening to Colin Firth swearing his tits off for 2 minutes straight

@warlord456able

9y↑19

It sounds like a rude version of gear shoulders knees and toes

@sicklendhammerstudio

8y↑6

when you wake up and you think it's Sunday for a split second but then realize it's Monday

@jamiemiddleditch1999

8y↑16

Quite a sad life His Majesty King George The 6th... Never wanted to be king but was forced onto it... Died at 56 in 1952 after WWII made him smoke more than he ever did before and caused lung cancer... He would be so proud of Her Majesty The Queen! And such a shame he never saw his grandchildren and great grandchildren go up.

@mattbrien5745

8y↑4

Jesus...

@barryscott5251

8y↑1

Go where?

@CrazyLeyther

3y↑1

@@barryscott5251 Bang, and the kids are gone!

@questionmaker5666

@@CrazyLeyther What are you talking about?

@TheDanzomanzo

10y↑51

Pretty much whenever I step on a plug, ladies and gents.

@vladkostin7557

9y↑1

TheDanzomanzo I thought: "how the fuck is that a thing..?", then realized that it's because we have european plugs..

@Starinanna3838

10y↑17

everytime i hear this it never gets old!!!

@ScorpionAndZangief

10y↑35

Art.

@doop00

10y↑17

This is the best video ever made

@zombiegamer234

10y↑10

1:16 well that escalated quickly

@Frostuin

8y↑16

A tourettes patient stubbing all their toes at the same time.

@WolfySnackrib666

8y↑12

Now that's a fucking Kingsman!

@kamibloodmoon7651

7y↑14

The King's Mixtape 😂

@JustiniZHere

10y↑35

This is glorious.

@mistori1

IKR? & so posh.

@jamieriley8444

8y↑26

Whenever I play Alien Isolation.

@xultimoxsamusxX

11y↑3

The accents are genius. Swede must keep coming up with these original and unique masterpieces.

@JoshLightWork

12y↑6

Wow. I didn't know that scene could get any more amazing than it already was. This is magical.

@oliveoil1988

9y↑14

When you miss the bus.

@zetarhythm3503

8y↑29

I wonder what YouTube's new Censorship has to say about this xD

@muchadoaboutyouu

10y↑31

Me on results day

@Tom-oi8mo

10y

Lol

@R_Rottluff

7y↑7

ALWAYS ANGRY... ALL THE TIME

@schnozz87

10y↑16

"YES"

@kateandclaudius

10y↑5

so brilliant. I just wonder if Colin Firth has watched this ? I'd have it on a loop while luxuriating in the bath if I were him !

@KaiserRika

9y↑60

Obligatory comment about reaction to upcoming exams here.

@thomasfallon2545

5y↑1

I watched The King's Speech about a thousand times and this is still my favourite part of the film. 😂😂😂

@MunTili

12y↑1

OH MY GOD! I knew your JC and Arnie vids....but this is just on another level of awesomeness. Never stop making these! This channel is one of YT's best kept secrets. :D

@alexanderbirch4026

7y↑10

This is my response to 2016

@AvenDruid

10y↑3

The Angry Marines are using this as a marching cadence.

@CharlotteAndWhiskey

4y↑1

this is one of the greatest videos i've ever seen in my life

@leannepowell2856

11y

Me and my friends watched this at school during lunch, on our teachers laptop. Brilliant reaction when she walked in.

@charlesarthurstrong6696

10y↑7

Somebody please make a karaoke version.

@basedbattledroid3507

4y↑3

"Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger Buggitty buggittybuggittyfuck Fuck ARSE!! Fuck ARSE!!"

My favourite part

@electroforp

12y

it always makes my day when i stroll on to youtube and see a new swedemason video! so, thank you!

@Corrector1

11y↑1

The Angry Marines brought me here. I like the cadence. It's catchy and easy to remember.

@PhantomSniper100

10y↑8

How I feel when my entire town burns in Banished.

@letsgoraiding

9y↑5

I know that pain

@Bossaaronmoff

9y↑2

Oh bro! This literally just happened to me. Useless labourers decided it was more important to fill there houses with coal instead of putting out the fire. Useless AI.... 😂

@BorisLumley-Mannor

4y↑4

If 2020 was a song.

@RandomNexus

7y↑2

This is so weirdly therapeutic, srsly.

@robblackledge1498

7y↑2

This is good music for the night before an exam

@alexblacksmith5605

4y↑3

When the lockdown hits

@deancraddock7773

10y↑39

My reaction when justin bieber was born...

@simontay4851

6y↑1

When you drop a box containing lots of tiny parts on the floor, it bursts open and they spill everywhere.

@cjowilliams92

11y

Swede Mason .. by far the best video you have done

@antzooma

10y↑12

strong editing : D

@AlecW11

10y↑3

ORLY

@simontay4851

Ya rly

@LocalActingWeirdo

10y↑17

whats a beasty blastard?

@aliens4hire

9y↑5

The point of the film is that he has speech problems, so that was a mispronunciation on purpose:)

@thewilberforces

12y

Thanks Mr Swede-Mason. As ever - love yer work bro!

@Forzadave

51w

This is up there with your other creations. One of my faves, certainly needs more recognition.

@daniloharness1582

10y↑5

Wait some one thought that brits didnt swear
We have a swear jar for my dad and its 50 p for 1 swear word like fuck or shit, in one week he put in £176

@GeraintLewis

10y↑4

What's the instrumental to this song?

@KatieeeHorsfall

12y

Dude... Your a legend for these videos!

@TheKeyBoardJockey

12y

Way better than they movie. I've attempted to watch it twice and fell fast asleep both times.

@MaxFPSGamer

7y↑5

GCSE Results day 2017...

@johncarloalveras5488

3y↑4

Who's listening to this during lockdown 3.0 in the UK?

@ghostpeel

12y

Same here. Still enjoying it as much as the first time.

@boomer098

10y↑2

A 21st century classical expression of Art.

@TheBlimpFruit

10y↑3

Sounds like my friend.

@mgns1405

10y↑10

explicit

@mcjilted

4y↑1

Me on the platform when I miss my train by 7 seconds.

@9thDallasMowerExpo

4y↑1

Never thought I'd see Colin Firth do a rap breakdown. There really is a first time for everything.

@monmonstartv5159

5y↑3

Jeremy Corbyn when we leave the EU

@opp102

10y↑9

Yo my nigga, lemme get a clean version of this.

@LewissTech

10y↑3

Just the instrumental then ;)

@HonoraryAperture

10y

The title would be "Well ** to you, you Beastly **."

#1 song in the world.

@legendoflink0031

He sounds like Rowan Atkinson when he says “well bugger to you”

@wideBuddhaHappy

12y

This makes me want to watch this film even more :D

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@JoshLightWork

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@zetarhythm3503

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@Tom-oi8mo

@R_Rottluff

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@kateandclaudius

@KaiserRika

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@MunTili

@alexanderbirch4026

@AvenDruid

@CharlotteAndWhiskey

@leannepowell2856

@charlesarthurstrong6696

@basedbattledroid3507

@electroforp

@Corrector1

@PhantomSniper100

@letsgoraiding

@Bossaaronmoff

@BorisLumley-Mannor

@RandomNexus

@robblackledge1498

@alexblacksmith5605

@deancraddock7773

@simontay4851

@cjowilliams92

@antzooma

@AlecW11

@simontay4851

@LocalActingWeirdo

@aliens4hire

@thewilberforces

@Forzadave

@daniloharness1582

@GeraintLewis

@KatieeeHorsfall

Well bugger to you you Beastly Bastard
Swede Mason Lyrics