Theirmission is threefold:
1. To inspire everybody to shake their booty.
2. To make people laugh, preferably with us rather than at us.
3. To encourage others to embrace the Harry Potter universe, thus making OUR universe a better place with love, unity, peace, and tolerance.
SWISH, AKA Astoria Greengrass, was the master mind of this project. She creates 100% of the lyrics and 90% of the music. She graduated from Hogwarts in 1999 as a Slytherin. When Swish wrocks out, she is the embodiment of herself at age 16, in her 6th year at school (sort of like the memory of Tom Riddle from his diary). That was the year when Hogwarts was under the regime of a Slytherin headmaster who turned a blind eye to all her naughtiness. Swish raps about her extracurricular activities at Hogwarts such as snogging Draco Malfoy, sneaking out at night to have torrid affairs with Death Eaters, drinking firewhiskey, getting into fights, and engaging in general debauchery.
FLICK, AKA Un-named Slytherin in the Background, was the ingenious producer of this project who helped Swish record the music. He is also the kick-ass guitarist of the group.
Draco Malfoy
Swish and Flick Lyrics
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You've been a very bad boya death eater at sixteen
And now you make the girls scream
Draco Malfoy
You know you make me hot boy
I want you to deflower me
Like Lavender or Pansy Draco Malfoy
You could be my boy toy
If I can get down on your lap
I love the way you talk
With your sexy British drawl
I love the way you make
Your little house elves crawl
I love your grey eyes
And your white-blonde hair
I love the way you act Like you just don't care
Follow me up to the astronomy tower
After we're done you might need a cold shower
You're the hottest boy in Slytherin
You make me go wild
With your come hither grin
There are things I want to do
But I'm afraid it's a sin
Let's play quidditch naked
And I'll even let you win
Draco Malfoy
There's no need to be so coy
Sadly only Merlin knows
What you've got beneath your clothes
Draco Malfoy
Don't be such a killjoy
Why you acting like you're shy
I know you're not a modest guy
Draco Malfoy
You're bad when you're a good boy
You snitched about some dragon eggs
But can I get between your legs?
Draco Malfoy
You've been a very sad boy
You couldn't kill off Dumbledore
Still I want you even more
Like the patronus charm
I'll be your protection
Just as long as you give me affection
You're so smart
People call you a genius
I'll show you mine
If you show me your Dark mark
On your left arm
I'll keep it a secret
Like a fidelius charm although you can't catch the snitch
You can't deny You're filthy rich
So long as you let me scratch that itch
I'll be your most devoted witch
Draco Malfoy
You've been a rather foul boy
There ain't no one you wouldn't hex
And that makes me just want your sex
The song "Draco Malfoy" by Swish and Flick focuses on a young girl's infatuation with the infamous Slytherin student, Draco Malfoy. The lyrics reveal her desire for him, despite his involvement with the Death Eaters at a young age. She admires his physical appearance, particularly his grey eyes and white-blonde hair, and is drawn to his confident, carefree attitude, as well as his intelligence. The song imagines the two engaging in sexual activities, including playing Quidditch naked and exploring Draco's Dark Mark.
Line by Line Meaning
Draco Malfoy
Addressing the character of Draco Malfoy
You've been a very bad boy
a death eater at sixteen
And now you make the girls scream
Pointing out Draco's previous involvement with the Death Eaters and his current ability to stir up excitement among girls
Draco Malfoy
You know you make me hot boy
I want you to deflower me
Like Lavender or Pansy Draco Malfoy
Expressing attraction towards Draco and explicitly stating the desire to engage in sexual activity with him, specifically like how he has been with Lavender and Pansy
You could be my boy toy
Play you like exploding snap
If I can get down on your lap
Using suggestive language to describe wanting to engage in sexual activity with Draco, using the game of exploding snap as a metaphor
I love the way you talk
With your sexy British drawl
I love the way you make
Your little house elves crawl
Expressing attraction towards the way Draco speaks and the power he holds over his house-elves
I love your grey eyes
And your white-blonde hair
I love the way you act
Like you just don't care
Expressing attraction towards Draco's physical appearance and his devil-may-care attitude
Follow me up to the astronomy tower
After we're done you might need a cold shower
Suggesting a sexual encounter in the astronomy tower and hinting at the passion and heat it would involve
You're the hottest boy in Slytherin
You make me go wild
With your come hither grin
Complimenting Draco's attractiveness and expressing a strong physical attraction to him
There are things I want to do
But I'm afraid it's a sin
Let's play quidditch naked
And I'll even let you win
Using suggestive language to describe a desire for sexual activity with Draco, specifically a game of naked quidditch
Draco Malfoy
There's no need to be so coy
Sadly only Merlin knows
What you've got beneath your clothes
Encouraging Draco to be more open and suggesting a curiosity towards what he is hiding physically
Why you acting like you're shy
I know you're not a modest guy
Observing Draco's behavior and calling out the fact that he presents himself as less sexually confident than he actually is
You snitched about some dragon eggs
But can I get between your legs?
Referencing a past action by Draco and using it to flirtatiously ask for sexual activity
You've been a very sad boy
You couldn't kill off Dumbledore
Still I want you even more
Referencing a past failure of Draco's and using it to express a desire for him regardless
Like the patronus charm
I'll be your protection
Just as long as you give me affection
Using a metaphor of the patronus charm to express a desire for a close, protective relationship with Draco
You're so smart
People call you a genius
I'll show you mine
If you show me your Dark mark
Complimenting Draco's intelligence and using a metaphor to suggest an exchange of personal secrets
On your left arm
I'll keep it a secret
Like a fidelius charm although you can't catch the snitch
Continuing the metaphor of secrecy and expressing a willingness to protect Draco's secret despite his inability to catch the elusive Golden Snitch
You can't deny You're filthy rich
So long as you let me scratch that itch
I'll be your most devoted witch
Acknowledging Draco's wealth and suggesting a desire for sexual activity with him in return for loyalty and devotion
Draco Malfoy
You've been a rather foul boy
There ain't no one you wouldn't hex
And that makes me just want your sex
Acknowledging Draco's past behavior and using it to express a desire for him regardless
Contributed by Joseph P. Suggest a correction in the comments below.