King Porn
Sylvan Lyrics


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Turn your TV on, take it in you
The show has begun, this you know
Now you rub your hands, high-def flashing
Visual stimulants, blunted smile

Sights that I'd like to show you
Come join me in my ride, psych,
I would love to know you!
Who are you? Just call me King Porn!

Suck in frequencies, stripped and naked
Take all-you-can-eat, you need more
Quick perversity, then you swallow
No virginity, zoom it in

Sights that I'd like to show you
Come join me in my ride, psych,
I would love to know you!
Who are you? Just call me King Porn!

King Porn,
Won't you just call me King Porn...
Won't you just call me King Porn...
Won't you just call me King Porn...
Won't you just call me...

Join us, come with us and take a seat on this ride
You won't believe it, so come on, come on...
Bloody blow-out with raw flesh on your left-hand side
Seasoned with pin-ups so come on, so come on...
Join us, come with us and take a seat on this ride
Don't want to leave it, so hold on, so hold on...
Violence well-done, so please turn your head to the right
Wrapped up in pop-ups so come on, so come on...

Sights that I'd like to show you
Come join me in my ride, psych,




I would love to know you!
Who are you? Just call me King Porn!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Sylvan's song "King Porn" are an exploration of the dark impact of pornography on individuals and society. The opening lines of the song invite the listener to "turn your TV on" and "take it in" - a clear reference to the ubiquitous nature of pornography in modern society. The singer goes on to describe the "high-def flashing" and "visual stimulants" that are present in pornography, painting a picture of a world that is both enticing and dangerous.


As the song progresses, the singer becomes more insistent, urging the listener to "join me in my ride" and "come with us and take a seat on this ride". The language here is suggestive of the addictive nature of pornography and the way in which it can pull individuals deeper and deeper into a world of fantasy and pleasure.


The repeated refrain of "Who are you? Just call me King Porn!" is a chilling reminder of the power that pornography can wield over individuals, reducing them to a series of anonymous clicks and views. Overall, the lyrics to "King Porn" are a powerful commentary on the impact of technology and the internet on the way we consume media and understand sexuality, and a call to be vigilant in our consumption of these materials.


Line by Line Meaning

Turn your TV on, take it in you
Start watching pornography on TV.


The show has begun, this you know
The pornography show has started and the viewer is aware of it.


Now you rub your hands, high-def flashing
The viewer is getting excited and rubbing their hands watching vivid pornography on high-definition screen.


Visual stimulants, blunted smile
The viewer is getting immense pleasure from the graphic content on screen.


Sights that I'd like to show you
The singer wants the listener to join in and indulge in the pornography.


Come join me in my ride, psych
Join the singer in experiencing the ride with the pornography shown on the screen.


I would love to know you!
The singer wants to know more about the viewer's interests in pornography.


Who are you? Just call me King Porn!
The singer is proud to be known as King Porn and wants the viewer to address him as such.


Suck in frequencies, stripped and naked
The viewer is taking in the explicit content on screen.


Take all-you-can-eat, you need more
The viewer is indulging in the pornography and desires more.


Quick perversity, then you swallow
The viewer is quickly indulging in perverse acts shown on the screen and enjoys it.


No virginity, zoom it in
The viewer is watching pornography that is not just about virginity, but zooms in on explicit content.


King Porn, Won't you just call me King Porn...
The singer again insists to be called by the name King Porn.


Join us, come with us and take a seat on this ride
The singer wants the listener to join in and experience the ride of watching pornography with him.


You won't believe it, so come on, come on...
The singer believes the explicit content is worth watching and encourages the listener to join in.


Bloody blow-out with raw flesh on your left-hand side
The content on screen is so explicit that it's compared to a bloody blow-out of raw flesh on the left-hand side of the screen.


Seasoned with pin-ups so come on, so come on...
The explicit content is accompanied by other seductive content on screen, which further entices the viewer.


Don't want to leave it, so hold on, so hold on...
The viewer does not want to stop watching the pornography and is holding on to continue watching.


Violence well-done, so please turn your head to the right
The explicit content is violent and graphic and the viewer is encouraged to turn their head to the right to watch it fully.


Wrapped up in pop-ups so come on, so come on...
The explicit content is accompanied by pop-ups on screen, which further entices the viewer to continue watching.




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