Long Lap Dance
T‐Pain Lyrics


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Yeah, it's two for one tonight (oh).
Fellas grab my lady, ladies get that money, from the V.I.P to the main stage.
I never seen that shawty do that(that) on the bong (on the bong)
Reaching my pocket full of two stacks.
Get it all (get it all) if you never done this don't you feel dumb with it.
Shawty come over to you start getting it all.
Then the song is almost done (the song oh) so I made a long(long) lap dance song.
[Chorus]
I need a two for one or something otherwise I need my own lap dance song.
I only been with you in two hours and all my dollar bills is gone.
For my lap dance song.
I moan more than a minute with you before I spend a minute with you.
Girl c'mon don't do me wrong you know what's going on.
Yeah! This is the long lap dance song.

Yeah, it's two for one tonight (ooh).
Fellas grab my lady and ladies get that money, from the V.I.P to the main stage.
Shawty came out from the main stage(stage) to the floor (floor).
They were waiting to the V.I.P (P.got it all)
Baby was so ready hot and so heavy.
She got on top of me until the comfort room.
And the song is over (the song oh) so I made a long(long) lap dance song.
So I made a long(long) lap dance song.

[Chorus]

Yeah, it's two for one tonight (oh).
Fellas grab my lady, ladies get that money, from the V.I.P to the main staaage.
Girl where you goin' you can't leave me here(here) like this (this)
Girl do you know where at me when you're done lets took my ring (ring).
Girl you can't leave me (no) please believe me (no)
You gotta stay over here and can't get it at all.
Till the song is over baby I know that this is the long lap dance song.





[Chorus]

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of T‐Pain's song "Long Lap Dance" refer to the experience of getting a lap dance from a stripper at the club. The artist sets the scene by informing the listeners that it is a two-for-one deal, encouraging men to take advantage of this opportunity and ladies to earn money by offering lap dances. He expresses his admiration for a particular girl who does a special move on the pole that he has never seen before. He carries a pocket full of money and advises that it should be spent entirely since it is an uncommon experience.


As the song continues, T-Pain reveals that he wants a longer lap dance and feels drained of money even though he has only been with the dancer for two hours. He encourages the woman grinding on him to go on for a more extended period of time. The artist also acknowledges that it is standard practice for gentlemen's clubs to have a V.I.P area where lap dances are more intimate, and the dancers offer more seductive and tempting moves.


Overall, T-Pain's "Long Lap Dance" portrays the world of adult entertainment at the strip club, where people indulge in their desires and hedonistic pleasures, forgetting the societal norms and indulging in an almost forbidden world of physical intimacy without boundaries.


Line by Line Meaning

Yeah, it's two for one tonight (oh).
It's a special offer for tonight, where you pay for one lap dance and get an additional one for free.


Fellas grab my lady, ladies get that money, from the V.I.P to the main stage.
Men should select a dancer, while women should make it rain from the VIP area and the main stage.


I never seen that shawty do that(that) on the bong (on the bong)
I have never seen this girl twerk like this before.


Reaching my pocket full of two stacks.
I'm reaching into my pocket, which is loaded with cash totaling $2,000.


Get it all (get it all) if you never done this don't you feel dumb with it.
If you've never done this before, make sure to take advantage of it and get your money's worth.


Shawty come over to you start getting it all.
The dancer will come over to you and perform the full lap dance routine.


Then the song is almost done (the song oh) so I made a long(long) lap dance song.
Since the song is about to end, I created a long lap dance song to go along with it.


I need a two for one or something otherwise I need my own lap dance song.
If I don't get a two-for-one deal, I'll need to create my own lap dance song.


I only been with you in two hours and all my dollar bills is gone.
I've only been here for two hours, and I've already spent all of my money on lap dances.


For my lap dance song.
This is all about creating the perfect lap dance song for myself.


I moan more than a minute with you before I spend a minute with you.
I spend more time moaning with pleasure during the lap dance than actually holding a conversation with the dancer.


Girl c'mon don't do me wrong you know what's going on.
The dancer shouldn't lead me on or try to scam me since we both understand the transaction taking place.


Yeah! This is the long lap dance song.
This is the extended lap dance song I created specifically for this occasion.


Shawty came out from the main stage(stage) to the floor (floor).
The dancer moved down from the main stage to the floor to get close to the patrons.


They were waiting to the V.I.P (P.got it all).
People were queuing up to access the VIP area (and enjoy more private lap dances).


Baby was so ready hot and so heavy.
The dancer was eager to perform and really getting into the music.


She got on top of me until the comfort room.
The dancer climbed on top of me until we reached the private room designated for lap dances.


Girl where you goin' you can't leave me here(here) like this (this).
I'm asking the dancer where she's going since I still want her to give me more attention.


Girl do you know where at me when you're done lets took my ring (ring).
I'm offering to hand over my ring as collateral to make sure the dancer comes back to me after finishing a previous lap dance.


Girl you can't leave me (no) please believe me (no).
I'm trying to persuade the dancer to stay with me and continue entertaining me with her lap dance skills.


You gotta stay over here and can't get it at all.
I want the dancer to stay with me exclusively and not entertain other customers.


Till the song is over baby I know that this is the long lap dance song.
This long lap dance song will last until the end of the current song playing in the club.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: FAHEEM RASHEED NAJM, FRANK ROMANO, ROCCO VALDES

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