Reality Show
T‐Pain Lyrics

One dude, one lady
There is a man and a woman involved in this story.

One sane, one crazy
One person is more stable and grounded while the other is wild and unpredictable.

Sound like a show to me.
This situation resembles a reality show, with its dramatic and entertaining qualities.

Big house, no babies
The couple lives in a large home but does not have any children.

Big o' dog, but he lazy
They have a large dog that is not very active or energetic.

Lets take it to BET.
The couple's story would be a great fit for the Black Entertainment Television channel.

She will, he won't
The woman is willing to do something that the man is not.

She R&B, he Funk
The woman's musical style is R&B while the man's is Funk.

They pretty similar.
Despite their different musical genres, they have a lot in common.

(They pretty much the same)
They are fundamentally alike in many important ways.

But still their different and
Despite their similarities, they have some differences.

They will split the rent cause, they in love.
Because they are in love, they will share the cost of their living expenses.

Its so clear to her, he got up and told her
He expressed his love and devotion to her in a heartfelt way that made it obvious to her.

Lets make a reality show
They want to create a show about their love story that showcases their relationship.

(Shawty and show em' how much we in love)
They want to demonstrate the depth of their love and affection for each other through the show.

(Cause I want the world to know about us)
They want to share their love story with the world.

(Baby we ain't got nothin' to lose)
They have nothing to lose by putting their story out there and seeing how it is received.

(Trials and tribulations, thick and thin, baby lets go)
They are prepared to face any difficulties or obstacles that may arise during the creation of the reality show.

You already know what it is when it comes
The listener is familiar with the style and quality of music that the singer creates.

To that soul music I gets it done
The singer is confident in his ability to create quality soul music.

I'm bout it
He is enthusiastic and committed to what he does.

(i can do it all night long, baby)
He is not afraid of hard work and is willing to keep at it for as long as it takes.

(no)
He is dismissing any doubts or negativity around his work.

Just listen
He is asking the listener to pay attention to his message.

There's more to music than neo soul to me, yea
He wants to explore different genres and styles of music beyond just neo soul.

(how bout you go)find some shorties and line em' up
He is suggesting that the listener help him find women to feature on the show.

It don't matter what they look like sign them up
He is not concerned about physical appearance when it comes to finding interesting women for the show.

She could be a fine piece or fine as fuck
He is interested in a wide range of women, regardless of their physical attributes.

It don't really matter to me
Physical appearance is not a priority for him.

Give me a ghetto hip-hop girl, skinny funk, rock girl, fat girl
He is open to finding women of different backgrounds and styles for the show.

Can't forget the "make her booty clap" girl
He wants to feature a woman who can dance in a particular way on the show.

Senoritas please, white or Japanese
He is interested in women of different ethnicities for the show.

And lets see who's going home with me
He is looking forward to spending time with some of the women featured on the show.

Its so many ladies that I can't loose
He is excited about the number of women available to feature on the show.

Like her right there in those stelleto shoes
He is attracted to a woman wearing high heels.

And shorty showing off her legs for me(and I feel like)
He is pleased by a woman who is flaunting her legs for him.

Mr. Baskin robins (they all look like)
He compares the different women to the various flavors at an ice cream shop.

Good as 31 flavors(and I feel like)oh Shit
He is overwhelmed by the amount of attractive women and feels fortunate to be in that position.

Like Huge Hefner on TV, oh oh
He is comparing himself to Hugh Hefner, who was known for having multiple partners and a lavish lifestyle.

Now who I'm gone pick from all of the above
He is unsure which woman he will choose to be with.

One's from the church, one loves the club
He is unsure whether to choose a woman who is religious or one who enjoys partying.

Musiq and pain please help me judge
He is asking his fellow musicians for advice and guidance in choosing a partner.

Cause I'm bout to go out of my mind
He feels overwhelmed by the decision he has to make.

All of these woman so fine
He is impressed by the beauty of the women available to him.

I wish to be, wanna be mine
He wishes that he could have all of the women for himself.

They fightin' for the camera time
The women are competing for attention and screen time on the reality show.

On the final episode, yea
The competition among the women will come to a head on the last episode of the show.

A go getta', that's what they call me
He is known for his ambition and drive.

Do be mad at him that's why they call it(hello)
People may be envious of his success and resent him as a result.

They want a little taste of me(that's why they got me going around)
People are attracted to him and want to be associated with him.

You gotta admit, I ain't slippin'(i ain't slippin')
He is proud of his ability to maintain his success and stay on top of his game.

Anything you want, stop trippin'(stop trippin)
He is confident that he can provide whatever is needed or desired.

Last night was you and me, oh
He is reflecting on spending time with his love interest the night before.

So each and every night we gone switch it up
He is suggesting that they switch up the activities or experiences they have each night to keep things interesting.

And you ain't gotta worry I'mma wrap it up
He assures his love interest that he will practice safe sex.

A man gone be a man(a man gone be a man, gone be a man)
He is acknowledging the fact that men often have a reputation for being promiscuous or unfaithful.

But I ain't gone fall in love with them
He insists that he will not develop romantic feelings for the other women he is involved with.

Just have a little fun with them
His intentions are only to have a good time with those women.

And if I do, then you can chose and thats the one who loose
If he does happen to develop feelings for another woman, he would leave the decision of whether to continue with the relationship up to his love interest, potentially hurting one of the women involved.

Make a reality show
Overall, the song is a playful and flirtatious reminder that relationships can be full of laughter and lightheartedness, even when faced with challenges or difficult choices.