Reality Show
T-Pain Lyrics

One dude, one lady
There are two people involved, a man and a woman.

One sane, one crazy
One person is sane, while the other is insane.

Sound like a show to me.
This situation seems to be perfect for a reality TV show.

Big house, no babies
The setting of the show is a large house with no children.

Big o' dog, but he lazy
There is a large dog on the property, but he is lazy.

Let's take it to bet.
Let's make a bet that this show will be a success.

She will, he won't
She is willing to do something, but he is not.

She r&b, he funk
She has an R&B style, while he has a funk style.

They pretty similar.
Despite their differences, they have some overlapping similarities.

(they pretty much the same)
They're practically the same.

But still their different and
But even with their similarities, they are still different.

They will split the rent cause, they in love.
They are in love, and they will share the rent together.

It's so clear to her, he got up and told her
He stood up and confirmed to her that it's obvious they should create a reality show.

You already know what it is when it comes
When it concerns soul music, he's an expert.

To that soul music I gets it done
He knows how to create soulful music.

I'm bout it
He's got what it takes.

Just like I'm supposed to be (i can do it all night long, baby)
He's got everything needed, and he can do it all night long.

So don't you go, get it twisted (no)
Don't get confused that he can't create anything other than neo-soul.

Just listen
Just pay attention and you'll realize there's more to his music.

(how bout you go) find some shorties and line em' up
How about we bring in some ladies and record with them?

It don't matter what they look like sign them up
It does not matter what they look like; we'll get them all.

She could be a fine piece or fine as f***
She can be stunning, or just fine.

It don't really matter to me
Their physical appearance doesn't matter at all.

Give me a ghetto hip-hop girl, skinny funk, rock girl, fat girl
He's open to working with any type of girl.

Can't forget the 'make her booty clap' girl
They even consider working with a girl who can 'make her booty clap!'

Senoritas please, white or Japanese
They're open to working with anyone, be it a Latina, white, or Japanese girl.

And let's see who's going home with me
And let's see which of these ladies will leave with him.

It's so many ladies that I can't lose
They have so many women to choose from that they don't want to lose any opportunities.

Like her right there in those stelleto shoes
They're attracted to a lady wearing stilettos.

And shorty showin off her legs for me (and I feel like)
Also, a girl showing off her legs seems to catch his eye.

Mr. Baskin Robbins (they all look like)
Like Mr. Baskin Robbins, he's got countless ladies to choose from.

Good as 31 flavors (and I feel like) oh s***
He's spoiled for choice and can't decide.

Like Hugh Hefner on TV, oh oh
He feels like Hugh Hefneron TV, having multiple girls to choose from.

Now who I'm gone pick from all of the above
Now he has to pick one of them.

One's from the church, one loves the club
He has two prospects; one is religious, the other loves nightclubs.

Musiq and pain please help me judge
He enlists the help of Musiq and Pain to judge who he should pick.

'cause I'm bout to go out of my mind
Picking just one is driving him nuts.

All of these woman so fine
All these ladies are incredibly attractive.

I wish to be, wanna be mine
He wishes to have them all, but he can only choose one.

They fighting for the camera time
All these ladies want to be in the spotlight.

On the final episode, yea
On the show's last episode, it's decision time.

A go-getter, that's what they call me
He's known as someone who always goes after what he wants.

Do be mad at him that's why they call it (hello)
They call him do be mad at him because he's always working hard.

They want a little taste of me (that's why they got me going around)
That's why people always want him to do stuff for them.

You gotta admit, I ain't slipping (i ain't slipping)
He's doing well, and he's not giving up.

Anything you want, stop tripping (stop tripping)
He can do whatever people want; they don't need to worry.

Last night was you and me, oh
Last night, they were together and made some memories.

So each and every night we gone switch it up
They try new things every day.

And you ain't gotta worry I'm a wrap it up
Don't worry; he'll always use protection.

A man gone be a man (a man gone be a man, gone be a man)
Men are still going to be men.

But I ain't gone fall in love with them
He won't fall in love with any of these girls.

Just have a little fun with them
He'll just have some fun with them.

And if I do, then you can choose, and that's the one who lose
If he does fall in love with one of these girls, then the other one would lose.

Let's make a reality show
Let's create a reality show!

(shawty, to keep everybody watchin')
We'll keep everyone hooked by including a female performer!

(i wanna hear what they say about us)
He's curious to see what people will say about them.

(we know they gone give a part 2)
They're confident the show will be successful and get a sequel.

('cause we ain't scared to do what other people do in the open)
They're not afraid to do what other couples on reality TV do in public.

(shawty and show em' how much we in love)
They want to show the world just how much in love they are.

('cause I want the world to know about us)
He wants people to know who they are.

(baby, we ain't got nothin' to lose)
They've got nothing to lose and everything to gain from doing this show.

(trial and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
They're ready for any obstacles that may come their way and will fight together.

(you know people gonna talk, no doubt)
They're aware that people are going to talk.

(so through trial and tribulations, thick and thin, they gone know that your my girl)
Despite the trial and tribulations they will face, he wants her to know that she's his girl for real and can rely on him.