Up Down
T-Pain Lyrics

Uhh, uhh, uhh
Opening sounds of the song

Mustard on da beat
Acknowledgement of the DJ, DJ Mustard, who created the beat

I ain't even know it (even know it) Even know it (know it) Teddy call you to the stage Then you seen a nigga throw it (nigga throw it) Th-throw it (throw it) Throwing that ass for days Booty going Up Down I ain't got no problem spending all of my money Trying to see what's up now I can do this all day like it ain't nothing
The performer, T-Pain, did not know about the female performer's skills. Teddy (another performer/DJ) called the female performer onto the stage and she started dancing provocatively. T-Pain enjoys it and is willing to spend money to keep seeing it.

Black car, party in the back yard, Shorty got the black bra showing (black bra showing) Tatted up, ass fat enough She a bad bitch and she already know it (Yeah she know it) Yeah she know it, Yeah yeah she know it (Yeah she know it) She a bad bitch and she already know it (Yeah she know it) Yeah she know it, Yeah yeah she know it (Yeah she know it) She gon' make me spend some money on it (Yeah she know it) Whole bank account and I'll blow it
T-Pain describes the female performer as a confident, attractive woman with tattoos and a curvy figure. She seems aware of her appeal and T-Pain is willing to spend a lot of money to impress her.

Go do a show then Bring some more in Pockets bigger than a Samoan I'm at the stage every time shorty go in Shorty go in, shorty shorty go in Booty hit the floor then, Slow motion I'm so gone off Patron I don't know how I'm getting home later on like
T-Pain attends the female performer's shows and even brings more people with him. He has a lot of money in his pockets and enjoys watching the female performer dance in slow motion. He's also pretty drunk and unsure how he will get home later.

Shorty thick, thicker than a snicker Every time she do it it's for me and my niggas And her friend do it with her She don't even like girls But a stack will make her kiss her (Go on kiss her) Go on kiss her, go on go on kiss her (Go on kiss her) She don't even like girls But a stack will make her kiss her (Go on kiss her) Go on kiss her, go on go on kiss her (Go on kiss her) She keep fucking around I'll launch this missile She make it drop then jiggle
T-Pain knows that the female performer is very attractive, even more than a popular candy bar. Each time she dances, it's specifically for him and his male friends. The female performer is willing to kiss her female friend for money, and T-Pain is willing to spend it even if it means things could get messy. He is enamored with her sensual movements.

Put on a show then Bring that dough in Booty bigger than a Samoan I'm at the stage every time shorty go in Shorty go in, shorty shorty go in Booty hit the floor then, Slow motion I'm so gone off Patron I don't know how I'm getting home later on like
T-Pain continues to attend the female performer's shows and is happy to spend money on watching her dance. He is impressed by the size of her booty, even comparing it to that of a Polynesian person. He's still drunk and unsure how he will get home later.

And you know it Look at how she throw it If it get any bigger baby girl gon' have to tow it, tow it Sitting on them M's like Floyd but She lied to you if she said I paid for it Nigga 99 broads, 99 broads Panoramic view from the 99th floor I'm like My Lord When she down on all fours Got a hood bitch with me, She ain't scared of taking charge Well I ain't buying a car You ain't know what you saw She adjusted them broads And lightened up a cigar They was writing me off Now I arrived like a star I just sit back and laugh at the irony of it all Let them bands go, let them bands go Watch a nigga Throw a grand or so On that cameltoe And be like 'Damn boy, why you cuffing that ho?' The whole team smashed her and you ain't even know
T-Pain continues to admire the female performer's skill and attractiveness, even joking that if her booty gets any bigger, it will need to be towed away. He references the wealth of boxer Floyd Mayweather and claims that he did not pay the female performer for her services. He also describes partying with many women and overall dismissing any critiques thrown his way. He spends a lot of money watching the female performer dance, even throwing money at her genital area. T-Pain is the center of attention and is amused by the irony of it all. He brags about having sex with the female performer and claims that no one else knew about it.

I ain't even know it (even know it) Even know it (know it) Teddy call you to the stage Then you seen a nigga throw it (nigga throw it) Th-throw it (throw it) Throwing that ass for days Booty going Up Down I ain't got no problem spending all of my money Trying to see what's up now I can do this all day like it ain't nothing
The female performer is dancing again and T-Pain is excited to see her perform. He acknowledges that he is willing to spend all of his money to keep watching her.

I ain't even know it (even know it) Even know it (know it) Teddy call you to the stage Then you seen a nigga throw it (nigga throw it) Th-throw it (throw it) Throwing that ass for days Booty going Up Down I ain't got no problem spending all of my money Trying to see what's up now I can do this all day like it ain't nothing
Repetition of the chorus, continuing the description of T-Pain's excitement at watching the female performer dance.