Rocker
THE MANY FACES OF AC/DC Lyrics

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I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a right out of controller
I'm a wheeler
I'm a dealer
I'm a wicked woman stealer
I'm a bruiser
I'm a cruiser

I'm a rockin' rollin' man

I've got slicked back hair
Skin tight jeans
Cadillac car
And a teenage dream

I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
A rockin' rollin' man

Got little red socks
Blue suede shoes
V8 car
And tattoos

I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
A rockin' rollin' man

I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
A rockin' rollin' man

I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
A rockin' rollin' man
A rockin' rollin' man

Wanna drive honey, c'mon
I'll spin you around, yeah

Yeah I'm a rocker, I'm a roller
I'm a rocker look at me roll

Overall Meaning

The song "Rocker" by AC/DC is a classic anthem of rock and roll rebellion. The lyrics describe the persona of a man who lives life on the edge, with a slick style and a wild streak. He embodies the spirit of rock and roll, with references to classic elements of the genre such as "slicked back hair" and "skin tight jeans." He also has a rebellious sensibility, with mentions of his V8 car and tattoos. The chorus of the song repeats the lines "I'm a rocker, I'm a roller," emphasizing the central theme of the song: self-expression and living life to the fullest.

The lyrics also touch on themes of masculinity and power, with references to being a "wheeler" and a "dealer," as well as a "wicked woman stealer." The song celebrates the liberating feeling of being a rocker, with the freedom to live outside of conventional norms and expectations. The repeated chorus of "wanna drive honey, c'mon I'll spin you around" suggests a sense of danger and excitement, further reinforcing the rebellious nature of the song.

Overall, "Rocker" is a celebration of the rock and roll lifestyle, with its wild energy, rebellious nature, and powerful expression of self. It offers an insight into the powerful cultural influence of rock music, and its enduring appeal as a symbol of youthful rebellion.

Line by Line Meaning

I'm a rocker
I am someone who lives and breathes rock music and embodies its rebellious spirit.

I'm a roller
I am always on the move, constantly pursuing new experiences and living life to the fullest.

I'm a right out of controller
I am a wild and impulsive person, living life on my own terms without letting anyone else dictate my actions.

I'm a wheeler
I am someone who loves to take risks and live fast, always looking for the next thrill or adventure.

I'm a dealer
I am someone who is always making deals, whether that means trading stories, making music, or just living life in my own unique way.

I'm a wicked woman stealer
I am not afraid to pursue what I want in life and sometimes that means wooing the ladies with my charm and charisma.

I'm a bruiser
I am someone who is tough and resilient, not afraid to take a hit and keep on fighting.

I'm a cruiser
I am always exploring new territory, cruising along the open road with my music and my dreams.

I'm a rockin' rollin' man
I am someone who embodies the spirit of rock and roll, living life on my own terms and never backing down from a challenge.

I've got slicked back hair
I have a distinctive look that sets me apart from the crowd, proudly sporting slicked back hair as a symbol of my rebellion.

Skin tight jeans
I am not afraid to show off my body and my sense of style, wearing skin tight jeans that accentuate my form and express my confidence.

Cadillac car
I am someone who enjoys the finer things in life, driving a Cadillac as a symbol of my success and my appreciation for classic American style.

And a teenage dream
I am someone who holds onto my youthful dreams and aspirations, embracing my inner teenager and living life with a sense of excitement and adventure.

Got little red socks
I have a playful sense of style, wearing little red socks as a nod to my rebellious spirit and my refusal to conform to societal norms.

Blue suede shoes
I have a deep appreciation for classic rock and roll culture and fashion, wearing blue suede shoes as a tribute to the music I love.

V8 car
I am someone who loves to travel and explore, driving a V8 car as a symbol of my adventurous spirit and my love for the open road.

And tattoos
I have a rebellious streak, expressing myself through body art and tattoos that represent my individuality and my unique perspective on the world.

Wanna drive honey, c'mon
I am someone who is always looking for new experiences and new people to share them with, inviting my partner to come along for the ride and experience life with me.

I'll spin you around, yeah
I am a fun-loving, spontaneous person who enjoys taking risks and trying new things, offering to bring some excitement and adventure into my partner's life.

I'm a rocker look at me roll
I am someone who is confident, bold, and unafraid to live life on my own terms, boldly proclaiming my status as a rock and roll legend.

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: ANGUS MCKINNON YOUNG, MALCOLM MITCHELL YOUNG, RONALD BELFORD SCOTT

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Comments from YouTube:

@smartfoxofficial

2y↑92

Do you also want to know, why you should put THIS into your Toilet? 😱➡ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT-7fwlw_oQ ⬅
Watch it NOW 🔥

@sirshootsalott

2y↑1

You stole this video lol you’re weak asf

@monkehbitch

2y↑1

How about no, please take 30 paracetamol on a livestream so we can see what happens

@monkehbitch

2y↑1

@CognizantxNight wtf what

@zedrow69

2y↑7

I'm not clicking but I'm sure it's a turd.

@monkehbitch

2y↑1

Eait it.

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@southernguy35

2y↑5.7K

that's why when I park my car to prevent the plastic bottle scam, I take my tires with me.

@georgeweeman9057

2y↑103

That comment made me laugh!

@charleslacombe8325

2y↑70

In SOME neighborhoods you havta take your tires with you !

@Etdashou1

2y↑48

This comment was quicker to read and more useful than this absolute junk of video to get views and money from it.

@benos4x4adventures49

2y↑11

😆😆😆😆😆

@happyplace-inspirationalwo4159

2y↑9

😂😂😂😂

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@Mouse_007

2y↑5K

Pro Tip : whenever you get out of your car stick water bottles in all four of your tires and the criminal will think too many other thieves are already working the area.

@homelessveteransresourcesf8312

2y↑117

3 or 4 bottles on each tire

@nicholasjr.2315

2y↑24

Thats Good!!!

@inonil309

2y↑29

Yes. You are a Pro

@EnigamiNetshinobi

2y↑80

Empty whole recycle bin next to your car. That will scare them off 😀

@jacky445

2y↑52

Or if you hear crunching bottle while driving off just continue driving I'm pretty sure bottle will pop out on its own as soon as the car start moving.

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@Luckingsworth

2y↑4.3K

You underestimate how many people are very skilled at ignoring loud problematic sounds coming from their vehicle.

@moosehead482

2y↑225

just turn up the radio!

@jermainerowe222

2y↑32

🤣🤣

@blancaanguiano820

2y↑8

😂😂

@zombigoehler4138

2y↑15

To the fking floor... who cares

@jodygarcia9892

2y↑23

Idk how many times cars break down and the person says there was no noise or symptoms

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@itskarl7575

41w↑531

I can't help but feel like this is a tip that's going to reach more thieves than car owners.

@truthoverlies6434

34w↑24

I've used this tip 10 times now. Great tip.

@flybeep1661

34w↑10

Logical fallacy thinking....there a very few people willing to resort to violent car jacking. If you show this to 100 people only a very small minority will have this violent tendency AND the drive to steal cars. Thus it would likely only inform perhaps 1 or 2 out of 100 people but the other 98 would be then be aware of this trick. It's far more likely to assume the opposite reasoning as in thieves thinkg "shit now a lot more people will be more alert".

@adambane1719

34w↑18

@@flybeep1661 I bet there's a large empty space around you when you walk through a party.

@davinwilliams3130

33w

@@adambane1719💀

@user-ii2mb7gz5z

33w

@@flybeep1661just ban this from being seen in demonrat shyt holes and should be fine

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@jackreacher3632

1y↑2.8K

If you suspect this is happening to you, please do not exit the vehicle, lock all doors, turn off the ignition and wait for the plastic bottle to decompose.

@jaimecruz5608

1y↑64

😂

@jaimecruz5608

1y↑26

Or maybe the plastic bottle will turn in a creepy monster

@markgb

1y↑52

Thanks, I just choked on my coffee

@jameshenderson9702

1y↑1

🤣🤣🤣

@saywhatnow5789

1y↑47

And then stay in your car until you decompose💀

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@photostudio5861

49w↑20

I’m trying to imagine thieves so patient that they will skulk around for hours waiting for the car owner to return and then see if this bullshit will actually give them the results that they want.

@HarvestHome2000

10w

Unless they put a bottle on every car in the car park.

@TOPNOTCHIDIOTS

2y↑336

Little do we know he's the thief

@Yonah_144

1y↑7

Wow, TopNotch actually in here.

@anils-zq2gl

1y↑2

Are u Muslim brother

@Peace-Of-Mind-

And you make fake pranks 🤡

@42TY.Gaming

1y↑1

🤣😂 didn't expect to see you here.

@scorpions1965

50w

Greatest prankster ever

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@Christopher_R

2y↑2.6K

If you call the police and tell them “someone stuck a bottle in my wheel-well!” they’re going to tell you to call back when an actual crime has been committed… so yeah, be aware of your surroundings, but you can’t just call the police for a bottle.

@AlexanderRodriguez-ym7we

2y↑78

If they put a bottle on my car, I'll put a cap on their head.

@onlythewise1

2y↑19

@@afrog2666 thats sick

@onlythewise1

2y↑17

@@AlexanderRodriguez-ym7we thats sick

@medmuscle

2y↑67

@@onlythewise1 Well, don't steal. Problem solved.

@TheCompbuzz

2y↑2

@@medmuscle Some steal because they need money, others steal for the fun of it.

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@noahstonemusic

2y↑2.6K

Pro tip: always leave a spare water bottle in your car. If this ever happens, when you get out the car to check, do the same thing with the spare bottle. This way when the thief gets in your vehicle to steal it they will too hear a popping noise from the water bottle you placed. When they get out to check you can reclaim the vehicle and drive off. Hope this helps.

@randomguy0914

2y↑98

Flawless, that is some good thinking my friend

@kwal949

2y↑36

😂😂😂

@Fletchlie

2y↑149

Hopefully the thief doesn't carry a spare bottle for cases like this.

Make sure to have 2 spare bottles in the car to be extra safe.

@johnatanpena1746

2y↑18

lol lol lo lo lol

@Nina-xv4ie

2y↑33

You win the internet!

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@ryancibula4670

49w↑100

Pro Tip: Don’t drive your car anywhere ever. These thieves will eventually realize you’re not worth their time and move on to other potential victims.

@alexisjuillard4816

30w↑1

Pro tip. Don'tr buy a car you won't drive, buy something inconspicuous nobody would ever notice, like a montblanc walletr in you back pocket or 10k rolex you place on the.train seat every day next to you to not.tire your wrist.

Oh. Yeah wear earplugs and.a sleeping mask please

@stylewithaltitude

2y↑293

Pro tip: Just turn the music up loud so you dont hear any vehicle problems and continue driving. Hope that helps.

@armadillotoe

1y↑10

I have used that method for 55 years with great success.

@shawizz

1y↑2

This is what I do.... it's kept me alive just fine so far!

@ak14619

1y↑2

Get a big straight pipe and make sure your car backfires.

@lanarm4942

1y↑2

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@teevis3620

49w

Thieves didn't want the car... only the car battery because he wanted to inflate his own tire with his 24volt portable air compressor.

@flt528

49w↑77

I have always been afraid of someone doing this to my car, which is why I always drive it into a lake before leaving it unattended - it's very difficult for a thief to push an empty plastic bottle down underwater and position it between the tire and wheel well while holding his or her breath.

@sylviaroberts8103

49w↑9

I think I’m going to have to stop reading these ‘solutions’ because I’m getting blinded by tears of laughter. But yours was so funny that I nearly choked. 🤣

@MrWeareone777

29w↑2

Or a thief just putting a gun to your head and telling you to get outta the car 🚗

@westonrigsby5571

2y↑354

Pro tip: take your car inside with you anywhere you go. This will prevent the thief from doing this.

@sd906238

2y↑9

Like when the Blues Brothers drove their Dodge through the mall.

@GroupePride

😂😂😂😂😂

@pippipster6767

1y↑3

That’s just such an unrealistic suggestion.

They don’t make pockets big enough 😂

@Leo-gt1bx

I miss the good old days.

@lmfaook.7971

1y↑4

I always use my shrink ray. Shrink it down to about a hot wheels size car. And let my 4 year old playbwith it in the store. Then just turn it back to regular size once we get out the store. Load up. And drive away.

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@sgtbrownty

1y↑33

Everyone knows that you stick the water bottle on top of the door so when the thief opens it, it falls on his head, getting him all wet.

@bwzffgh7

1y↑424

You should make another video of all the recorded phone conversations when you "call the police immediately" to tell them there's a "plastic bottle on your tire"

@r0ckworthy

1y↑26

Thanks to the "Defund the Police" movement in Woke cities, in Portland for instance when you call 911 you wait on HOLD for about 45 MINUTES before you even get to talk to the dispatcher. Then if your scenario is important enough for a police car to be sent to you, it will take another half-hour or so for the police to actually arrive at your location.

@paulwhat322

49w↑5

That would be hilarious

@aztec1040

48w↑19

@r0ckworthy did cities actually defund any police departments though? I'm not sure that happened. Defund the police should have been called the national campaign to fund mental health treatment but of course that narrative isn't as click baity so our country sits here and rots

@Drickon

48w↑27

@@r0ckworthy Upon reading this, my eyes rolled so far back into their sockets that I could see lost memories of my childhood. Thanks!

@timisw

46w↑7

@@aztec1040 Portland City Council voted to approve cutting $15 million from the police bureau, eliminating 84 sworn staff positions. And I would increase the majority of the police officers in this country than anything in the "mental health treatment" category.

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@brianazmy3156

33w↑13

I actually like the noise it makes. Kinda like cards on a bike when you were a kid, the plastic bottle makes my car sound like it's an F-1 racer.

@user-jr6nv4qc6p

1y↑284

Pro tip- every time you exit your car deflate all 4 tires so the bottle will simply fall to the ground foiling the thieves plan.

@Erelio

1y↑1

I just deflate my airbags , that way no one is slipping bottles in-between my tires

@jac1799

1y↑2

They just use bigger bottles...

@gunblade7610

44w↑16

While checking your car aim your CCW into the driver seat from the passenger side to prevent this.
Note this can be awkward if you have a passenger in the passenger seat but they will understand your vigilance.

@malachi9558

2y↑700

I usually just turn the radio up when I hear sounds like that.

@charlieeleftheriadis9646

2y↑7

Facts

@realtalk37851

2y↑9

😁😂

@charleslacombe8325

2y↑5

Me too ! The Last thing I do is stop and get out !
Seriously, I'd turn the wheel trying to figure out what's wrong.(the bottle would dislodge, it's like when you accidentally run over a trash bag and ends up dragging, I ain't climbing under the car,
I run over pot holes tryna rip it off.)
I'm lazy, I don't wanna get out an look !

@thegreatbourne7889

2y↑8

Just ignore any vehicle sounds. Problem solved. 😂

@fkaiba94

2y↑1

Lol yup

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@robertdunn6112

1y↑50

"Now, you get into your car and want to drive off. That means you start the engine and slowly begin to drive off."

Thank you for explaining this.

@oliverlovely4756

2y↑203

Good point! I completely gave up driving my car because of this, now I feel much safer!

@marcelinocolonalsup679

😆😁

@lukespector5550

"The Pepsi Challenge"?

@kentsmo5276

33w↑6

Thanks for the tip, where I live it is not very convenient to use public transport. It's easier to steal a car.

@whanethewhip

2y↑56

As stated in the video, remember, the thief will steal your *entire car*, not just half of it.

@pippipster6767

1y↑7

Also, the thief will have to specify which half is being stolen so that you can agree to the other half accompanying that part.

@waqasahmed939

1y↑3

I'd be more upset if half my car was gone tbh

@FiveFurryFerrets

47w↑1

Comedic genius!!😅

@thejpkotor

47w↑4

‘My valuables’ 😂
If you took one, look at my car, you realize I don’t have any valuables in it 😂😂

@mysteriousplankton

2y↑845

Me: "Hello Police. I would like to report a water bottle on my tire." Police: "Can't you just remove it?" Me: "Yes but YouTube said to call you." Police: <click>

@pmfilmsUK

2y↑1

Wot?

@mooncricketstinks1589

2y↑24

@@pmfilmsUK he's saying that the video says to call police if you see this, but if you do police will just ask why are you tying up the line with something like this.

Point is, if you're gonna call, say that you're being setup by thieves and ask on advice.

@pmfilmsUK

2y↑3

@@mooncricketstinks1589 I see. Thanks.

@SmileAfrica1

2y↑3

@@mooncricketstinks1589 can’t you Just turn off the car before instead of calling police? 🤷‍♂️

@mooncricketstinks1589

2y↑5

@@SmileAfrica1 you could. Personally since I work on a farm I always walk around my car before I start it up. If I see this I'll just pull it out and drive off. But not everyone does that, some get anxiety so I just provide advice on how to constructively call police without getting ignored.

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@thomasyo75

2y↑39

To prevent this from happening, weld steel plates over your wheel arches, this has the added bonus of being able to rent out your car for dystopian Mad Max type films.

@TheHuskyK9

1y↑70

Pro Tip: Just carry your car on your back when you go indoors. Keeps the thieves away and makes sure your car is with you at all times! 👍👍

@jacoblopez2430

49w↑3

Worked for me 👍

@_matis_

48w↑3

Worked for me but then I decided to take the indoors into the car, worked even better

@BobNewbie

40w↑2

It’s the obvious solution, like dude!

@onedegreespot

49w↑5

I always clear any plastic bottles lying around when i park. But lately I've found that clearing any thieves nearby is easier.

@rickwilliams967

1y↑86

I'd really like to see the statistics on that. This is literally the first time I think anyone has ever mentioned that.

@ticenits1926

43w

There are no statistics, this is just some made up urban legend fear-mongering nonsense

@rafaelataide3674

40w↑2

It's common in Brazil

@dickjohnson7845

38w

I think its bullshit. I've see this claim before but never heard of it happening anywhere.

@realchiknuggets

35w

@@rafaelataide3674 lol ofc

@davidmcgoat2924

34w↑2

its not common in the US never heard of it here normally car jackers wait for you at a red light in a big city that does not allow gun just saying DC for example

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@pwedam

33w↑3

Imagine the thief jumping in the car to lift off but he stops immediately because of the wheel noise.

@baghiballsakh82

2y↑43

I took your advice and called the police after seeing a plastic bottle in my wheel arch and they arrested me for wasting police time. I spent a night in the cells and missed the next day of work which got me sacked. I'm now unemployed with a criminal record and the fckin bottle was still there when I got back to my car!

@handroids1981

It's just a prank bro!

@kevinh6467

1y↑1

Best comment yet!!!

@johnatanpena1746

2y↑142

This is why I do not only take the keys with me every time I get out of the car but I take the whole ignition lock cylinder with me , I honestly would NOT recommend taking all the tires out every time you park, I consider that is excessively exaggerated , but at least take 2 tires with you to prevent theft.

@sd906238

2y↑13

Last time I did that , I came back to find the 4 cinder blocks my car was sitting on were stolen.

@kitten-whisperer

2y↑3

Always 1 step ahead

@michaelcantu6071

1y↑2

This is the only comment that actually made me laugh out loud 😂

@BobBeatski71

1y↑6

Much quicker to pop out the engine and slip it into your pocket. 1 item vs 4.

@hodgescouldntdodgeit4374

1y↑1

i just take the transponder out of my key

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@lockedloaded4942

2y↑15

I've left the keys in my piece of crap car every night for the past year in hopes someone would steal it. No luck yet, but I have high hopes that the water bottle trick will get a thief into my car. Thanks for the solid tip!

@MichaelsPaintingChannel

26w

🤣🤣👌

@timbuchanan1453

22w

I can steal it if you want

@bladechild2449

27w↑2

"what's your emergency?"
"someone put a bottle inbetween the wheel of my car"
"sir, it's a felony to waste police time"

@WhoWouldWantThisName

1y↑9

I'm still trying to work out what a "whetherbill" is. Sounds like when you haven't decided on whether or not to pay that bill,,,, but that doesn't make much sense given the context. In any case I usually just don't leave my car and simply drive through the store aisles collecting the things I want, then pay for it all online afterwards. I sort of have a running tab with my local supermarket. Appreciate the tip though.

@tasha3757

41w↑3

I've made a habit of ALWAYS locking my car as soon as I leave, no matter what the reason for leaving is.

@umbrellacorp.

1y↑45

"Hello police, someone put a plastic bottle on my car tire." 😱

@markwhite2207

35w↑2

Call fire brigade too, to remove the bottle...

@griffisguitars2921

1y↑23

The thought of them stealing my “weather bills” scared me straight. No more bottle scams here.

@hubby-tubadventures01

1y↑4

I thought he said "welly boots".

@stevenkelby2169

41w↑1

My Whaluables!

@dcscott0602

1y↑31

Wow. They can steal an ENTIRE car? That's nuts. It must be a lot harder to steal an entire car than only half a car or even a third of one.

@denverflatpackjedithornton

24w↑4

Underrated comment of the threads

@Panzer_the_Merganser

21w

I’m more concerned they’ll steal something small that I won’t notice right off, like the keys.

@squalltheonly

36w↑2

So you telling me that a thief will put the plastic bottle and wait for me to come out and start the car? That's not a thief then, that is someone that knows you. Like an Ex 😂

@NyakuzaKidd

2y↑22

This is what a quick release steering wheel is for. I always take my keys with me and my steering wheel, as well as my throttle pedal

@fizmo303

34w↑3

I also take my front seat with me. I heard taking the engine with you also works.

@techisgod

41w↑1

Thank you for exposing these very bad evil criminals to us and the world.

@SKY031

2y↑1.4K

There are no reports of this ever having happened, anywhere in the world. Perpetuating junk like this is just pointless.

@BroonParker

2y↑92

Genuinely impressed by your omniscience. Well done you.

@SKY031

@@BroonParker There's a multitude of websites which devote time and research to debunking or confirming stuff like this, along with confirming the origins of the claims. All sources say this is fake, there have never been any police reports made in relation to this (and if people were getting carjacked because of it, it would stand to reason that it would be reported.. right?) This was traced back to 2018, as a clickbait claim which was created to make people click through masses of pages of junk for ad revenue. Stick a plastic bottle between your guard and your tire. Drive for a little bit. See how long it stays there.

@frankorobinson1540

2y↑1

It happened to me last month, unfortunately 😕 i shot the super gremlin and inserted bottle up his azz ,then drove over him as I continued on my way.

@kaypee3029

2y↑39

@@BroonParker "omniscience" such an intriguing word..I love your vernacular

@boscopit

2y↑90

@@BroonParker Actually he's correct. Many police departments across the USA say this never happens.

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@kamakirinoko

2y↑15

I think every responsible driver should do what I do: I do a "Walk Round" the car exactly like airplane pilots do when they check their aircraft before taking off or landing.

First, I check the car's flaps. It's important to check these because you need the flaps to control the speed of the car in certain situations and having the flaps fail can have important ramifications for your car.

Then, I check the wheel wells for stowaways. Yes, I know you would think no one would attempt to stow away in your car's wheel wells, but desperate people sometimes do desperate things.

Lastly, I use the walk round to make sure there is an adequate number of stewardesses to service the car while in drive.

@phildavenport4150

2y↑2

Not sure about standing on the front seat to give the passengers the pre-flight talk, though.

@boosteddaily1294

…………….

@NetScalerTrainer

2y↑8

Pro tip: just keep driving till the wheels fall off. Don’t stop!

@RonanTheAccuser92

41w↑168

As a police officer, it’s people like you that make me rethink my career path. Yes, this is a stupid reason to waste resources, but sadly this isn’t the worst I’ve heard!

@melazmusic

37w↑22

that's on you, not the citizens you're paid to serve.

@xm1808

37w↑16

@@melazmusic get a load of this guy

@Taylor-dt2wd

37w↑2

@@melazmusiclol paid by who

@TwistedViewer

36w↑10

@@Taylor-dt2wdby all of us.

@bulletsRflying

35w↑9

Your paid to serve goofy. Cant count on you people for anything. Thats why I keep it on me. I rather get caught with it then caught without it

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@alexl7015

2y↑7

I put expanding foam between my tires and car body every time after getting out. It's a pain to remove it every time before driving but totally worth it, never had a criminal take over my car

@timbuchanan1453

22w↑1

Winning

@EarthFurst

20w↑1

Debunked by Snopes: "we found no reports (credible or anecdotal) that anyone had fallen victim to a crime after being distracted by an empty plastic bottle. We contacted the FBI about the rumor, and a representative told us they were unaware of any reports of carjackings involving plastic bottles." (Can't link because YT seems to delete comments that include a link)

@bloominflowers6766

1y↑37

When I go somewhere I stay ahead of the scammers by buying up every single bottled drink in a 5 mile radius around my car to protect myself from this crime.

@Scorpionwins23

34w↑3

This is the only way to ensure that you truly safe.

@Billy_Bad_Ass

32w↑2

You are a very wise man indeed.

@djjackson-pickett7558

16w↑1

So proactive

@zyzzyvacation

2y↑19

To be extra cautious before taking off, alway reverse your car a few feet, that way you're guaranteed to dislodge any such bottles that are intended to do the damage with the forward motion of your vehicle 🤫

@onedayatatime8756

2y↑9

Or you can just simply take a short walk around the vehicle and do a safety check before you even unlock the door. It's a good time to visually see if the tires are low on air too.

@1982nsu

@@onedayatatime8756 In my old neighborhood I used to walk around my car to make sure I still had 4 tires on the car.

@zmalevo2126

39w↑1

Also works against nails propped in front of tyres

@theflyingpostmane

2y↑63

I was curious but maybe it’s just me that does this. I always approach my car from the passenger side and walk round to the driver side so I can have a look all around the car. Especially in congested car parks, therefore anything unusual is spotted before I even open the door.

@laughingmute608

2y↑9

That's because you are a responsible car owner and operator. You should always walk around your vehicle before getting in. It will alert you to any potential hazards and damage before driving off.

@gogetter3721

1y↑6

it's just you

@abijahdixon2771

1y↑1

I was thinking that too, if I had a car lol

@bwzffgh7

1y↑8

Other videos on youtube: "If you see someone walking around a car examining the tires, call the Police IMMEDIATELY!"

@theflyingpostmane

1y↑2

@@Jon-yo4wj nope, not at all mate! It’s just a habit. The worst things happen in the best neighbourhoods. Situational awareness should be second nature!

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@UncorkingDog17

33w

"911, what is the nature of your emergency?"
"uh hi yes, someone put a plastic bottle on my tire"

@boomboombaby9140

2y↑36

It would never happen to me because I take my keys out of the switch whenever I get out to prevent from being locked out lol .

@MillCorpOwen

2y↑1

Sounds like you had a bad experience one time from leaving them in lol
Me too with a customers car 🤣
Had to break in

@boomboombaby9140

2y↑1

@@MillCorpOwen it happened to me in north Hollywood . I was trying to use a plastic rod that holds flags to try to hit the lock switch , I almost had it and when I looked back a bunch of cops was behind me watching . I proved it was my car but every since then lol

@jrsteffen4898

2y↑1

Most newer cars if you leave the keys in the ignition the doors won't lock even when the lock is engaged and you shut the door... It usually will unlock as soon as the door shuts...
As far as the water bottle scam... It is mostly done in Pakistan and India...
Thank you for stopping by today!!!
Lol

@boomboombaby9140

2y↑1

I drive a 2009 bmw 745 li and it will lock yo azz out . Even when I drive my brothers 2021 charger I take the keys out lol it's instinct and I will never change that key fob is with me at all times

@cboyslim5490

if it happens, call the local cops (not 911). if you aren't a racial minority, they'll break into your car for you for free

@pl33

27w↑3

thieves are always stealing the bottles i leave in the tirewells

@davidmccormick4319

2y↑22

That plastic bottle is worth more than my car.

@blizteredthumbs7911

2y↑11

I'm actually quite impressed by this OG thief. Very smart. But yes, if you're like me and approach your vehicle from passenger side and enter driver's side then this will never happen. And also. You are meant to do a quick inspection of your car prior to entering/ driving anyway. But most humans do not. Were simply too busy for that kind of nonsense!

@mommypounder

2y↑26

Simple fix. Utilizing the extra space in the front fender, install a high-pressure hydraulic ram attached to a motion sensor. When a potential thief places a water bottle between tire and fender well, it breaks the motion sensor beam and fires the hydraulic ram into their balls at incredible force. If there is anything left of the thief or his balls you can report them when you find them on the ground.

@threegreencharms9196

48w↑5

I can vouch for this method. It's very effective at absolutely demolishing the testicles of any would-be thieves. I use this same system on my locker, at my home, and I even have one on my bike lock I take around town.

@MansterBear

29w

I tried it. But the dude identified as a girl, so it didn't work.

@markhedash6377

26w↑1

I’m pretty sure that just happened by chance. Used to happen riding a bike all the time. Like other comments I’ve never heard of this ever happening ever. Lol but thanks for the tip.

@miguelsalami

1y↑3

Even with my muffler falling off I've learned to just turn the radio up louder & keep on driving. Remember Safety 🥇 First. Thank You

@davidbradley2294

Friend of mine got five years for yelling "look out for that bottle" at passing cars hoping the drivers would pull over and leave their cars running.

@richardslater677

2y↑113

I’ve heard about this before. Awful scam. What I do now, just to be on the safe side is to take off all four wheels and remove the engine and hopefully that will deter these water bottle scammers. It’s a little bit more work I grant you but you can never be too sure who is about.

@MERCURYSUNSET

Catch a bus . Problem solved .

@pippipster6767

1y↑2

Yes, I find if you do not purchase a car in the first place that completely thwarts the thief. Very effective.

@jynxcotton4641

🤣🤣🤣

@DiamondLil

1y↑28

I can just imagine the conversation with the police if you actually called them immediately!!

@chrisvda88

1y↑2

I can’t imagine some prick hiding behind a dumpster waiting for you to A. Come back to your car B. Wait for you to get out.

@PlasmaOne

48w

Yeah for this type of shit, just stay strapped.

@EmpyreanLightASMR

27w

The trick isn't to call them immediately, but to call them slowly. Gently. Get them in the mood.

@ruthlessadmin

2y↑5

It's a good thing I'm the kind of person that, when I hear the car make an awful noise, I will drive for another minute or two to see if it keeps happening. Otherwise, I'll wait until I get to my destination to figure out what it might have been lol

@redwow

That happened to me. About a month later I opened the hood and found a dead squirrel.

@EmpyreanLightASMR

27w

If I see a water bottle stuck in my tire well, I would turn to the would-be thief when he jumps out of the bushes and say, "You saw Smart Fox's video too?" and we'd both bond over our shared experience.

@ole-db409

1y↑3

If you happen to see the bottle, just act unaware and get into the vehicle and back up a little to eject the bottle. Wave as you drive off safely. 😆

@EuropeYear1917

31w↑1

Waluables?! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Some accents just crack me up!

@kaxis26

2y↑53

I was trying to think of a way to get into car theft. Thank you sir!!!

@iris_bcw2160

2y↑1

A yo! Wait a minute.... Lol

@cboyslim5490

2y↑2

@@iris_bcw2160 there are a few comments you didn't respond to, just a heads up

@positiveoutcome5797

😂😂😂

@yesthatmousyiris4887

Wtf

@jasonmiddleweek1509

2y↑45

This video is a timely reminder of the risks out there. Since watching this video have installed inward facing cameras under each wheel hood so I can check from the safety of my driving position when I hear something unusual.

@flagmichael

2y↑7

However, it seems to be an urban legend. Snopes reports: "As is typically the case, we found no reports (credible or anecdotal) that anyone had fallen victim to a crime after being distracted by an empty plastic bottle. We contacted the FBI about the rumor, and a representative told us they were unaware of any reports of carjackings involving plastic bottles."

@alexisjuillard4816

30w

You're not serious are you. This is complete bullshit

@thatsamemark

2y↑35

or you could just switch the engine off and take the key out of the ignition when getting out of your car to investigate. Most people do this subconsciously, but if you're one of the few that doesn't its a good practice to get into.

@chickenpopper

2y↑1

A better practice is to check all four of your wheels and check for damage and low pressures before you even attempt to drive off. Immediate damage is inflicted on the sidewalls if you try to drive with a flat

@NoOne-qr8yf

2y↑3

@@chickenpopper oh yeah and every one does that.what do drive your car once a year ?think before you type

@chickenpopper

2y↑1

@@NoOne-qr8yf every single day. Up your game son

@apodski

@@chickenpopper You've got way too much time on your hands. Unless you have ridiculously low profile tires or you are really oblivious, you'll be able to see the car isn't sitting level. And, driving a bit on a flat or near flat is more likely to damage a costly rim than a sidewall. I've driven plenty of almost flats off-road, certainly not good for the sidewall, but it doesn't spontaneously combust. And, why are you so concerned about protecting the sidewalls of a punctured tire? Can't hardly get tire shops to plug a tire anymore, have to do it yourself. None of this comment makes sense. Nor does the video. The world is a strange place.

@luluweder

28w

super pro tip: next time you go out put a Squeaky Rubber Chicken in place of the bottle. Now anybody wants to steal the car will run away with annoying chicken noise 🤣

@RzGarage

2y↑61

Pro Tip : I deflate my tires every time I park, so the gap between the tire and the body is too big to hold a water bottle, and who would steal a car with deflated tires.

@FrownyMascot

35w

This won't work with most girls, they're too busy blasting their music and yelling at their phone to pay attention to anything going on outside their car 😂

@virathiyam5401

2y↑139

If it really works then the video has exposed the idea to millions of thieves who weren't even aware before.

@davidfrank6666

2y↑3

what is a mother to do?

@Adam1nToronto

2y↑3

Security through obscurity is a myth, pal.

@flagmichael

2y↑4

However, according to Snopes it is not a real thing - just an urban legend. "As is typically the case, we found no reports (credible or anecdotal) that anyone had fallen victim to a crime after being distracted by an empty plastic bottle. We contacted the FBI about the rumor, and a representative told us they were unaware of any reports of carjackings involving plastic bottles. "

@symbioticparadox9910

1y↑1

@@flagmichael out of curiosity, and not to kick you in the nuts too hard, why would the FBI be involved in a normal carjacking? At what point does this become a federal crime?

@Gr33n3ggs6ndH6m

50w

@@Adam1nToronto Obscurity is like the missing chopped up bodies of thieves in alligator bellies. 😅

@JustaSimplefact

2y↑3

I'm definitely going to use this trick during the apocalypse.

@tolsonryan

2y↑40

Don't wanna lose those waluables!

@GleepVonReticuli

40w

The best way I found to prevent that is to lodge a japanese hornet nest under the wheel. Hilarity ensues when clueless thieves unintentionally poke it with a pop bottle.

@shelbyGT40

2y↑8

I’m gonna go around putting bottles in tires now 😂😂😂

@ronsmate

but what are you going to do with all the cars you steal - just take the waluables.

@andrewthomas4636

10w

That is my exact thought. I can't wait to go to church on Sunday. This is the most excited I have been in a long time to go to church😂😂

Now I just have to drink a 24 pack of Arizona tea

@rolengoldslick9053

50w↑1

jokes on the thieves i never leave my truck running because diesel is expensive

@G_Wanderer792

1y↑22

If it's a beer can then you know the thief has a drinking problem.

@patzopasbesoindelesavoir218

1y↑1

And that's why when your car makes an unusual noise you don't stop...you floor it !!!!🤪🤣

@BoopSnoot

2y↑5

This isn't a problem in Texas, half of us carry pistols on our person, and its legal to shoot carjackers. Criminals understand this, so carjacking is rare.

@equalizer7775

2y↑1

I live in Australia and with our lousy strict gun laws I am only allowed to carry a rock or stick,lol

@RatBagDad

Another great tip for crossing the road... you should pay close attention to the vehicles approaching from both the left, AND the right of you. In many cases they can still be approaching even when your head is turned the other way! I know it can be confusing to some people because you can't look both ways at the same time. If this is you then perhaps you can find a random passer by to help you. Just don't let them take your well-you-bells!

@davidpercival488

2y↑141

This was happening in Glasgow about 30 years ago, except instead of a plastic bottle, it was a yellow post-it note that was stuck to the rear window... The driver would only notice it when they started to drive off as they glanced in their rear view mirror. They'd stop the car a few seconds later and then when they got out to remove it amd start reading the note, a chap would run out of his hiding position and steal the car with the engine still running. Happened mostly in Shopping Centre car parks.

@scott1506

2y↑12

am stealing yer motor ya fanny baws!

@fungames24

2y↑7

What does it say on the note?

@howardmckeown7187

2y↑1

@@fungames24 IDIOT! lol

@toffee2547

2y↑27

@@fungames24 thanks for your car 🤷😂

@fungames24

2y↑13

@@toffee2547 Makes more sense to have an essay on it. The stealer can then be more leisurely in taking the car. Why must everything in life be a rush?

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@ashleyjennings5224

48w↑12

It's an epidemic and those poor water bottles that came to this country young and hopeful for a better life got caught up in the black market plastic bottle slave trade.

@michaelcantu6071

1y↑25

Lmao this would never work on me. Whenever I leave my car, I always take my keys out and lock the car. Even if I only leave it for a second. It’s just a force of habit

@stemakwest7165

Yep in that situation they just stab you to death and take the keys. However you still have the satisfaction of knowing that you outsmarted the original scam.

@dominichall6389

2y↑42

To combat this just reverse backwards about 2feet then forward save you getting out of the car, simple!!!

@ResidentEvilUBC

2y↑12

Or sit and wait for the criminal and give them a beatdown

@robert.m4676

2y↑1

I’m so sick of thieves!!!

@donaldup954

2y↑1

Not a problem for me… Because every time I leave my car my keys leave with me

@davidroseman4917

2y↑3

Assuming everyone is a psychic

@dominichall6389

@@davidroseman4917 nothing psychic about it just get into the habit of reversing first or just take a quick peek around the car if there,s no room to reverse.

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@ernestmfakudze

1y↑4

That's why it helps to always check your tyres each time before you move off. You might also spot a flat tyre and change it there instead of noticing it when you half a mile down the road in traffic.

@purpleblueunicorn

1y↑1

The thief could deflate your tires on purpose when he sees the water bottle trick didn't work. He'll steal the car while you're inflating the tire.

@RA1-1

33w

I found a bottle of water between my wheel and fender and I drank it. Such a nice person to give me this on a hot day.

@AnarchistSupreme

2y↑371

Couldn't figure out why someone would go through such trouble to steal "weather boots". I finally figured out he was talking about "valuables".

@The_Pariah

It's a shit video. I just downvoted and moved on.

@jeffw6692

2y↑20

Lol. I don’t know about you, but in my area in the pacific northwest, a good pair of weather boots is a necessity.

@mrillmakeit

2y↑6

🤣

@robthomas9070

2y↑8

You bogus as hell for that one

@jaylaabbasproperty4440

2y↑4

😂😂😂

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@johnnyharley

32w

Somebody keeps placing a cat on my car hood. Happens every night.

@violetmartha916

2y↑11

My brother would be more surprised if his old car DIDN'T make a noise.

@CrazyFunnyCats

2y↑9

Always take your keys with you if you get out
Thanks for the information

@gaiuszeno1331

2y↑6

Lesson of the story is if you think you hit something it is best to just drive off.

@goravdyan3414

1y↑1

😂😂😂😂😂 you mean Hit and run...

@desmond-hawkins

45w

I can confirm all my "walooabels" were stolen from my car using this trick, ironically what they took was my precious collection of plastic bottles.

@ACoustaDC

1y↑5

Wow, I never thought about this... it makes stealing a car so much easier! Thanks!

@robertcasey3528

29w

It'll be like when you were a kid and stuck playing cards in your spokes to sound cool. Same principle 🤣

@val13c59

2y↑314

A thief wouldn’t have thought of this. But thanks to YouTube, thieves are on the rise.

@iAowe

2y↑1

;)

@miragexl007

2y↑5

Is funny, that's what I thought. Lol

@daxdangel9809

😂👍

@lotus956

You would be surprised what these low life’s with no jobs are doing while they’re not working. It’s ways to be lazy and steal.

@fixitfelix718

2y↑7

The only thief ...is the clickbait..dislikes must be about 450k to 4 k

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@jerryfacts9749

2y↑8

When I park my vehicle anywhere, after returning to the vehicle I always walk around my vehicle to check if everything is okay. I always check through the windows back and front to make sure if there is anyone or anything unexpected hiding in my vehicle. A trick some thieves like to do is tie a tin can on a cord to the rear bumper. When the driver starts to drive the vehicle a loud clacking noise can be heard. When the driver gets out to check the noise this is where they can be robbed!

If in the event I do get out of my vehicle I never leave the key FOB inside of the vehicle. It is always in my pocket. I always lock the vehicle when I exit even if it is to simply go outside. When I am at the fuel pump, and when I get out of the vehicle I always lock it. I was trained like this since I started to drive.

@jeffshackleford3152

You and me both, I also couldn't drive until I could change a tire as well.

@jeffshackleford3152

2y↑1

@@skipper6528 It was more to make sure I did not drive off with a flat or have some part of my vehicle falling off while driving, not to check for tracking devices or bombs.

@hello-ef4bn

sounds like you live in chicago!

@jeffshackleford3152

@@skipper6528 why do you want to know?

Real question no sarcasm

@charleslacombe8325

No bcuz if he hears a can clanking behind the car he might think he got married and must of got So drunk he just forgot, that's what I'D think if I heard a can clanking behind my car !

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@Shawn-px3yz

2y↑6

Here is a great example as to Why You Should Always do a Walk around before you drive your vehicle… just like (Good, Old School) Truck drivers do! It takes 5 -10 seconds to walk around your vehicle, checking the Ground (**any fluids dripping or Puddles of Coolant, Oil etc**) around and under your vehicle, look into the Back seat, Checking your tires , lights etc to make sure your Vehicle is good to go.. You would spot something like this bottle. How many people actually Do a Circle Check of their vehicle?? I’d bet Less than 10% & I feel that’s a generous %.

@matthewmcclary7855

Mostly just people use to doing pre trip.

@datgio4951

2y↑1

I ALWAYS do vehicle checks around my car, I live in crack head heaven and theres been cases of people getting their cats stolen, I also do a look around to see what around when Im in my car waiting for it to heat up, it’s not that hard to be aware of your surroundings lol

@trumptookthevaccine1679

You’re really doing this every time you get in your car? Even if you just walked to the atm?

@trumptookthevaccine1679

@@datgio4951 you just stand around your car in a crackhead area?

Must not be that dangerous.

@matthewmcclary7855

@@trumptookthevaccine1679 truckers are use to doing it all the time. Every time the truck stops. So yeah, I catch myself doing it when I get home to my own vehicle at the gas station, or stopping to grab a drink.

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