Girl Talk
TLC Lyrics

You see I had this brother who was mad at me
I had a friend who was angry at me

Cuz I told my home girl that he wasn't packin'
I shared the size of his manhood with a friend

Told the truth so I really don't give a damn
I told the truth and don't care about the consequences

That I spilled the beans on his little short stem man (oh)
I revealed that he has a small penis

Some of y'all be foolin' us
Some men deceive women

Big feet big hands just plain big
Having big feet and hands doesn't guarantee a big penis

The sex ain't worth a damn
Sex is unsatisfying

We women wanna know these things
Women want to know the truth about men

If y'all got the bat but not the swang
If you have the equipment but can't perform, we want to know

Put in work
Put effort into pleasing your partner

If you don't want the girl to talk
If you don't want gossip to spread

And you don't want your feelings hurt
And you don't want to be embarrassed

Girls talkin' got ya all caught out there
Girls gossiping can lead to getting exposed

Why you thinkin' that it's all about ya
Why do you think it's all about you?

Forget she told me everything about ya
Don't forget that she shared everything with me

The girls are talkin'
Women are gossiping

Girls talk about the booty too
Women talk about men's butts too

About the way a brother is hangin' too
They also talk about penis size

When you didn't think that nobody knew
When you thought no one knew

Listen y'all need to know this
You need to hear this

That we'll straight up go tell your business
We will tell others your secrets

So if you're gonna come you better come with it
If you want to have sex, you better be able to perform

If you ain't swingin' just put your tongue in it (oh)
If you can't perform with your penis, use your mouth instead

Some of y'all be killin me
Some men are frustrating

Thinkin' you got powers like Austin
Thinking you have sexual prowess like Austin Powers

But you're more like Mini-Me
But in reality, you're more like Mini-Me

And when you finally get your blood flowin'
When you finally get an erection

It be lookin' like a pinky with a glove on it
It looks small even when erect

What up papi
What's up, daddy?

You think you got game?
Do you think you have skills?

(Well holla at me)
(Then talk to me)

I know you're feelin' like my sexual tame
You think you can control me sexually

Can make ya happy
I can satisfy you

You'll remember me
You won't forget me

Left Eye - TLC
My name is Left Eye and I'm a member of TLC

You got to lick it before you stick it
You have to perform oral sex before having intercourse

And that's just me
That's how I do things

I be killin' 'em with the Gucci fits and kicks
I impress people with my expensive clothing and shoes

And you be hurtin' my ears with them lines so swift
You annoy me with your attempted pick-up lines

You get a new approach
You need to try a different approach

You're game's a joke
Your attempts to pick up women are laughable

Co-signin' from the sidelines tryin' to poke
You're failing from the sidelines trying to get involved

I'm bigger than that
I'm better than that

You're small talk face the fact
Your conversation skills are lacking

You wanna rock the boat a little
You want to provoke me

Well earn your pass
You need to prove yourself first

And it's the last call for alcohol
The bar is closing soon

Meet at the bar
Let's meet at the bar

Me and my girls doin' it big
My friends and I are having a good time

We pop stars (yeah)
We're famous pop stars