One Two
TRC FT Z.O Lyrics

yo Shaq where ya at?
Phife is looking for Shaq to start the song

I'm over here
Shaq responds and says he is ready to start

yo yo I'm over here
Shaq confirms his location to Phife

Phife I'm over here
Phife lets Shaq know he is there as well

Phife Dawg I'm over here
Phife introduces himself and confirms his location

get on the microphone and just rip the track
They encourage each other to perform well and do a great job

who the hell is Shaq Attack you'd better read the paper
Shaq is a well-known athlete and he wants people to know that before underestimating him

treat me like Biz Markie you'd better catch a vapor
If they treat him badly, they will have to deal with the consequences

I've got mad props so why would you exploit
Shaq has a lot of respect and admiration, so why would anyone take advantage of him

punch you in your face like that kid from Detroit
Shaq is not afraid to fight back if someone tries to mistreat him

really yo you'd better ask MC Hammer 'bout this bad mama jama
Shaq is confident in his skills and wants people to ask other famous artists about him

tall kid with the hoopa hypa lipta-gramma
Shaq is describing himself as tall and skilled with language

watch out yo it's time for MC bashin'
Shaq is ready to destroy other rappers with his skills

got more loot than my man Johnny Cash and
Shaq has a lot of money like Johnny Cash

I'm hard like a 360 twice jam
Shaq is tough and plays basketball well

ask Dr. Dre and Ed Lover who's the man
Shaq wants people to ask famous music producers about his skills

I'm sure they'll say me brother please don't play me like a shrimp
Shaq is confident that people will say he is the best, so don't underestimate him

dunk it on your head then I'll point like Shawn Kemp
Shaq will dunk the basketball and celebrate like Shawn Kemp

don't need the drink crooked I juice to get loose
Shaq doesn't need alcohol to perform well

my favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose
Shaq shares a fun fact about himself

I'm 'bout to sting you like rubbing alcohol
Shaq is going to hurt his opponents like rubbing alcohol hurts

yes yes y'all call me Ed Jones cause I'm too tall
Shaq jokes about his height

put the rhyme between my legs then I'll score
Shaq will use his skills to win

never mind a whore I want to do a phat tour
Shaq wants to tour and perform well

come freak the style that the big Michelle display
Shaq wants people to see his skills

you know the style that be my fortee
Shaq knows his strengths well

hey Phife, where ya at?
Shaq looks to Phife for his turn

hey yo I'm over here
Phife responds

yo Phife, where ya at?
Shaq confirms Phife's location

you know I'm over here
Phife again confirms his location

Phife Dawg, where ya at?
Shaq wants to start the song with Phife's turn

Phife Dawg is over here
Phife confirms his location

it's the Phife and Shaq mission plus Shaheed's got the goods
They introduce themselves and their DJ, Shaheed

making rough daddy jams knocking harder than wood
They make great music that sounds even better than wood knocking

make ya boogie with the fly armstrong crew
They want people to dance with them

Phife Dawg and Shaq Fu this is how we do
They confirm who they are and their style of music

funky renditions there's no competiton
Their music is unique and no one can compete with it

split mc's apart as if their group was New Edition
They will divide other rappers like New Edition split apart

make mc's hush stop look and listen
Other rappers need to stop and listen to their music

it's hard to comprehed so they commence to remincising
Their music is hard to understand, so people reminisce instead

far from an amateur microhpone damager
Phife is very skilled at rapping

end your whole career beat down your manager
Phife is so good, he will even beat down the other rapper's manager

never was a herb kick you to the curb
Phife will never be weak or submissive

there's more to my attitude than the city of Johanesburg
Phife is very confident and has more to offer than his hometown

styles are mean but this year they're even meaner
Their music is very mean this year

carrying chips on my shoulder so call me Sarafina
Phife is carrying a lot of weight and struggles, like the character Sarafina

gaurantee ?? martin pissin' and a fartin'
Unknown meaning

mess around with this and you'll be on a milk carton
If other rappers mess with them, their faces will be on missing person posters

mc's don't like me I say tough titties
Phife doesn't care if other rappers don't like him

blow up the spot like my man from Jersey City
Phife will make a big scene like his friend from Jersey City

people always askin' 'why is Phife so cocky?'
People question Phife's confidence

I gotta be good at something cause I can't play hockey
Phife is good at rapping because he can't play hockey

you know the status and the status is live
Their status is high and their music is amazing

the first draft-pick for the label called Jive
They were signed to Jive records early in their career

3-D where ya at?
Shaq looks for another person

he's over there/Big Chris, where ya at?
They call out to more people to join them

he's over there/Nick Ander, where ya at?
They continue to call out to more people

he's over there/yo check it out
They end the song on a high note

you can't front on the track 'cause the track is phat
The song is so good, no one can criticize it