Act Like You Never Met Me
TV Girl Lyrics


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Gather around everybody
Have you heard the latest craze?
Put your hands in your pockets
And look the other way
Remember those times when you were laughing
Naked on my couch
Pretend it never happened
Politely smile as we turn around

Do the act like you never met me
Do the act like you never met me
Do the act like you never met me

And slowly walk away

The hidden kisses
The clumsy conspiratory glance
But I don't really mind it though
I always like the way you danced
It's so easy to do
So much simpler than the one we did before
Just point out your tongue
At someone you know
Pretend that they're gone

And do the act like you never met me
Do the act like you never met me
And do the act like you never met me
And slowly walk away

Slide to the left
Now slide to the right
Now tell me once again
How I'm a really great guy
Dip to right
Shimmy to the left
It's 3 o'clock in the morning
Don't answer my texts
Take a step back and
Take a couple more
Now one more sorry look
Before you walk out that door
Arch your back
When you spend the night with him
Bounce around a lot
Never talk to me again

That's how you do the
Act like you never met me
So do the act like you never met me
Do the act like you never met me
And slowly walk away

Overall Meaning

The opening lines of TV Girl's "Act Like You Never Met Me" are an invitation of sorts, asking the audience to gather around and listen to the latest craze. The song itself is about the aftermath of a romantic relationship, and how it can be difficult to navigate the complicated emotions that come with it. The verses describe different moments in the relationship, including laughing naked on a couch, hidden kisses, and conspiratory glances. Despite these memories, the singer urges their former partner to "do the act like you never met me," to pretend that the relationship never happened and "slowly walk away."


The chorus repeats this request, emphasizing the importance of pretending that the relationship never existed. The singer describes a new, simpler way of interacting with each other by pointing out their tongues at one another and pretending that they're gone. The verses then move on to describing various dance moves, encouraging the other person to "slide to the left" and "shimmy to the left." They also describe the pain and sadness of the aftermath, encouraging the other person to "never talk to me again" and to "bounce around a lot."


Overall, "Act Like You Never Met Me" is a poignant meditation on the aftermath of a romantic relationship, and the complexities of moving on. The singer is trying to find a way to cope with their feelings by encouraging the other person to pretend that the relationship never happened. It's a deeply relatable sentiment that many people have likely experienced at some point in their lives.


Line by Line Meaning

Gather around everybody
Listen up, everyone


Have you heard the latest craze?
Do you know the latest gossip?


Put your hands in your pockets
Act casual


And look the other way
Avoid eye contact


Remember those times when you were laughing
Recall happy memories


Naked on my couch
In a vulnerable state in my personal space


Pretend it never happened
Act like it never occurred


Politely smile as we turn around
Smile and turn away politely


Do the act like you never met me
Act like we never even met


And slowly walk away
Leave the situation and move on


The hidden kisses
Secret, intimate gestures


The clumsy conspiratory glance
Awkward, furtive looks


But I don't really mind it though
I don't care too much


I always like the way you danced
I appreciated your dancing skills


It's so easy to do
It's quite simple


So much simpler than the one we did before
Easier than what we previously had


Just point out your tongue
Stick your tongue out


At someone you know
Direct it at a familiar face


Pretend that they're gone
Make believe that they disappeared


Slide to the left
Move leftwards


Now slide to the right
Move rightwards now


Now tell me once again
Repeat it one more time


How I'm a really great guy
Say I'm a good person


Dip to right
Lean towards the right


Shimmy to the left
Move leftward with a shaking motion


It's 3 o'clock in the morning
It's the middle of the night


Don't answer my texts
Ignore my messages


Take a step back and
Back away a bit and


Take a couple more
Add a few more


Now one more sorry look
A final pitiful expression


Before you walk out that door
Before you leave completely


Arch your back
Bend your spine backwards


When you spend the night with him
When you sleep with someone else


Bounce around a lot
Move around energetically


Never talk to me again
Never communicate with me again




Writer(s): Bradley Robert Petering, Jason Wyman

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Comments from YouTube:

@Sayikifx

It's crazy how underrated some of their songs are despite being so peak

@wowthatonekid3437

Do the act like you never met me!

@onmyway3139

and slowly walk away...

@Xx_PLXNET-M4RZ_xX

@@onmyway3139 THE HIDDEN KISSES!!^^

@N3W2FLA2H

The clumsy conspiratory glance

@jewelsd7726

literally me

@turtlebeefFNC

does anyone know the sample around 2:39?

@kapitalishka

Strawberry Shortcake Rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9q84ld4IxQ (0:43 - 0:45)

@turtlebeefFNC

@ that’s crazy

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