Song About Me
TV Girl Lyrics

I heard that you heard
Rumors have spread about me writing songs about you

That I was writing songs about you
People are saying that I have been writing songs about you

That I was bad mouthing your name
People are saying that I have been speaking negatively about you

In some shitty bar somewhere
The location of these alleged conversations have been specified as a low-quality bar

You know how I love
I have a tendency to enjoy one-sided conversations

These biased, one-sided conversations
I tend to favor conversations where I hold most of the talking power

So let's discuss the whos the whys the when the hows the wheres
Let's delve into the specifics of this situation

But who really cares
However, none of this really matters

If it was all in my mind
These rumors may not even be real to begin with

To begin with
From the start, there may not have been any truth to these rumors

And I remember her bent over
I recall one specific memory of a sexual encounter

And knowing that it was the last time
I had a feeling that this sexual encounter would be the final one

You know the end is near
It was clear that this sexual relationship was coming to a close

If she only lets you fuck at night
The restrictions placed on when we could have sex indicated a casual relationship

And when she finally came even though she faked it
Although she pretended to orgasm, it still seemed gratifying

It was much appreciated
I was thankful for this encounter, real or fake

At least she had the decency
Her efforts to please me, genuine or not, were appreciated

To try to make a sound she thought I'd like
She made an attempt to satisfy me in a way she thought would please me

But it's alright
Regardless of the authenticity of the experience, it was still okay with me

Cause it was all in my head
It's possible I imagined this entire conversation

Yeah I heard your song
I am aware of the song you wrote about me

But I wasn't impressed
However, I was not particularly moved by the song

So you got your feelings hurt
It seems as though the fact that I was not impressed hurt your feelings

Now you're feeling depressed
You seem to have become unhappy about the situation

Just because we had sex and it didn't last
Your reaction to my lack of enthusiasm may stem from the fact that our sexual relationship was not long-lasting

Now you want revenge
You now seek retaliation for my alleged wrongdoing

You want to put me on blast
You wish to publicly criticize me

Don't make me laugh
However, your actions amuse me

Remember all the girls you played
I remember your previous sexual exploits with other women

And all the lies you told back in the day to get laid
I remember the dishonesty you employed in those situations

An excuse for Suze
One example is the justification you made for Suze's behavior

You got a story for Lori
Another example is the story you told Lori

And all those other girls you only called when you were horny
I also recall the women you only contacted when you wanted sex

So yeah, it's nothing that you didn't do first
Therefore, my supposed actions are not unique or shocking

The only difference is that you probably did it worse
However, it is possible that you behaved worse than I did

So look at the big bad soldier
Take a look at yourself and your behavior

Declaring holy war on every girl who didn't mean to fuck him over
Stop targeting women who did not actually wrong you

But karma's a bitch
Remember that negative actions often have negative consequences

For hypocrites who kiss and tell
Especially those who engage in sexual exploits and then share details about them with others

And talk shit about girls who only wished him well
Referring to the girls you spoke negatively about who only had good intentions for you

So if you wanna chat
If you wish to discuss this matter

Just stick to the facts
Try to keep the conversation grounded in reality

And get at me
Feel free to contact me

From Russia with love, Maddie
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