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Tapemasters Inc and Gucci Mane Lyrics

Jingle bells
Starting off the song with a reference to the holiday season and the sound of jingle bells ringing.

Purple kush smells
The aroma of the strain of marijuana known as "purple kush" fills the air.

675 one ounce
The price of an ounce of marijuana sold by Gucci Mane's drug operation is $675.

My trap do numbers, chickens all summers
Gucci's drug operation is successful in making a lot of money, especially during the summer months when there is high demand.

But come back dawg we're out (out)
Despite the business being successful, the supply of drugs is low and more needs to be obtained to continue selling.

My swag turned up, my swag got an amp
Gucci Mane's confidence and style is elevated and energized.

Your tramp seen the champ and her pussy got damp
When Gucci Mane is around, women are attracted and become aroused.

Chickens with the stamp
The drug product has been labeled with a stamp of authenticity to verify its quality.

I count so much money that my fingers got a cramp
Gucci Mane's successful business operation has brought him a lot of wealth and he has counted so much money that it has caused his fingers to ache.

If you're not with that camp I suggest you better vamp
If you're not involved with Gucci's business and making money, then you should leave the situation and go elsewhere.

I'm rollin up the plant
Gucci is rolling up marijuana for himself, perhaps to smoke and enjoy.

Gucci mane's an alien and you're not even ant
Comparing himself to being like an alien, far superior to humans, and those who are not in his league are less than an ant in comparison.

Never say can't, ball, kevin durant
Encouraging people to not give up and keep trying to achieve success, likening it to basketball player Kevin Durant's determination to win.

Camp shine like lamps; guns, grass game gramp
Gucci's team is successful and shines like lights. Guns and drugs are involved in the game, but it is still a way of life that they take seriously.

Crack a egg, that's my charm, like an omelette on my arm
Gucci's jewelry, specifically his watch, is his charm and it is as valuable to him as an omelette on his arm.

Cause my diamonds are my sons, yellow diamonds for my mom
Gucci's diamonds are like his children to him, and he has even given his mother a special type of diamond to show how much he cares for her.

He'll go to the prom, sellin dope what I was doin
Gucci used to be involved in selling drugs, and now he is successful enough to be able to send someone to prom.

Lamborghini, beemer, corvettes and my ten year class reunion
Gucci is successful enough to be able to afford expensive luxury cars and is bragging about it while looking forward to his class reunion.

Cause my flow so weird
Gucci's style of rapping is different and unique from others in the industry, and he is proud of it.

Diamonds same color as santa claus beard
Gucci's diamonds are so pure that they look like the same color as Santa Claus' white beard.

Ho ho hoes I think santa claus here
Playing off the phrase "ho ho ho" that Santa Claus says, Gucci uses it to refer to the women he sees as "hoes" that are around him.

Dashing through the snow in my old school chevrolet like
Gucci is driving his old school Chevrolet, perhaps in the winter while it is snowing.

Over the hills we go, nigga, I sold so much dope
Gucci is driving around, but instead of singing about a typical Christmas tune, he is advertising his drug business and how much he has sold.

My car got personality, the grille be smiling, honey
Gucci's car is unique and has a personality of its own, illustrated by the smiling grill on the front that he is fond of.

My rims are very charming and my leather seats are comfy
Gucci's rims on his car are attractive and the leather seats are comfortable for him and his passengers.

Gucci major money shawty I get crazy cloudy
Gucci is making a lot of money, which allows him to be carefree and take drugs to cloud his judgement.

Have a baby by me probly maybe I'll buy you an audi
Gucci is offering a woman money and a luxury car to have a baby with him.

Maui wowie, stupid cloudy, loudy got me rowdy rowdy
Gucci is high on a particular strain of marijuana and it has caused him to become excitable and rowdy.

Chevy caprice 73 play master p I'm bout it bout it
Gucci is driving a 1973 Chevy Caprice while listening to a song by Master P and feeling tough and ready to take on any challenge.

Prints color mariah carey, if they're candid ask about it
Gucci is showing off his expensive clothing that has an expensive print that looks similar to something Mariah Carey would wear. If someone wants to know more, they can ask him about it.

Tell em that big gucci said it, so icey get stupid with it
Gucci is telling people to party and have fun, letting people know that it's okay to be wild and crazy.

Drop top be, passenger seat celebrity
Gucci is driving with the top down and has a famous celebrity sitting in the passenger seat next to him.

Seven chains on so gucci mane shining heavily
Gucci is wearing seven chains and the reflection from them is very bright and shiny.

Cocaine heavenly, soft white prejudice
Gucci is referring to cocaine as something that brings heavenly sensations and is pure white in color.

All white bricks same color as my necklace
Gucci's necklace and the bricks of cocaine he sells are the same color, both being pure and white.

? jumper, I can't throw a slider
Gucci is referencing being terrible at baseball and not being able to throw a certain type of pitch.

But gucci mane's a rider, slide by any spider
Despite being bad at baseball, Gucci is fearless and will ride past anything, even dangerous spiders.

Spiker, viper, vette with rally striper
Gucci is listing off different types of sports cars that he has and what decorative stripes they have on them.

Tiger stripe pits in my house, ready to bite ya
Gucci has pit bulls with tiger stripes in his home that he uses as a form of protection.

Standards way higher, don't have time to tie em
Gucci's standards are very high and he doesn't have time to waste tying his shoes.

Cocaina fry em, gas don't cut the eye uh
Gucci's drug of choice is cocaine and it makes him feel invincible, in contrast to gasoline fumes which are irritating.

Bags full of kushy, beg a pussy to push me
Gucci has bags full of marijuana and he is asking someone to drive him who is also willing to smoke with him.

Brick ya from the roofie, uses it for a cushion
Gucci's cocaine supply is so large that he could stack it up and use it as a cushion.

Gushin, whippin, my watch is good lookin
Gucci is driving fast and recklessly, but he doesn't care as long as he looks good in his watch while doing it.

Attractive, handsome, damn that bitch is lookin
Gucci is confident in his appearance and thinks he looks attractive, and he sees a woman that he finds attractive as well.

Gucci admit it, realest that ever did it
Gucci is saying that he is the realest person in the music industry.

Committed, my ceiling's on penny gutter and gritty
Gucci is committed to his music and represents the gritty lifestyle he has lived, illustrated by the low-quality materials used in his home.

Jingle bells
The song ends with Gucci repeating the same line from the beginning of the song, concluding the festive reference to Christmas.

Purple kush smells
Repeating the same reference to the smell of the marijuana strain "purple kush" to bookend the song.

675 one ounce
Repeating the same information regarding the price of an ounce of drugs previously mentioned in the song.

My trap do numbers, chickens all summers
Closing with a repeat of the success of Gucci's drug business during the summer months.

But come back dawg we're out (out)
Ending with the same reference to the supply of drugs running out and needing more to continue selling.