Monologue Song
Taylor Swift Lyrics


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I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue

La la la,
La la la

I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
So that they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue

La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue!

You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him
In my monologue

Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL

But I'm not gonna brag about that
In my monologue

La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la

And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue

La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue

You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue

But there's nothing more to say
Cause every thing's okay
I've got security lining the stage

It's my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue

La la,



La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue

Overall Meaning

In this song, Taylor Swift is presenting her monologue which is meant to be funny but also to reveal some of her interests and personal life. She lists things that she likes such as glitter, sparkly dresses, baking, and writing songs about people who have cheated on her. However, despite wanting to talk about these things, she decides not to because this is her musical monologue, and she wants to use this platform to share her story and experiences.


In particular, Taylor makes reference to Joe, who broke up with her on the phone, suggesting that she is moving on and doing well. She also jokes about hosting SNL, but rather than bragging about her success, she makes it a part of her monologue, making it more relatable and less self-centered. Towards the end of the song, Taylor also pokes fun at the rumors surrounding her relationship with a werewolf from Twilight, demonstrating a willingness to laugh at herself and her life.


Line by Line Meaning

I like glitter and sparkly dresses
I love glitters and sparkly dresses, but I won't discuss them in my musical monologue


But I'm not gonna talk about that
I will not talk about my love for glitters and sparkly dresses in my musical monologue


In my monologue
In my musical monologue


I like baking and things that smell like winter
I enjoy baking and the smell of winter, but I won't talk about them in my musical monologue


I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me
I enjoy writing songs about cheating exes, but I won't reveal that in my musical monologue


But I'm not gonna say that
I won't say that I like writing songs about cheating exes in my musical monologue


La la la,
Musical interlude


I like writing their names into songs
I like incorporating the names of cheating exes into my songs to embarrass them, but I won't mention that in my musical monologue


So that they're ashamed to go in public
I write songs to make cheating exes feel embarrassed in public


This is my musical monologue!
This is my monologue in the form of a song


You might think I'd bring up Joe
The audience might expect me to mention Joe, my ex-boyfriend


That guy who broke up with me on the phone
Joe broke up with me over the phone


But I'm not gonna mention him
I won't discuss Joe in my musical monologue


Tonight I'm hosting SNL
I am the host of Saturday Night Live tonight


But I'm not gonna brag about that
I won't boast about hosting SNL in my musical monologue


La la la, ha ha ha
Musical interlude


And if you're wondering if I might
The audience might be curious if I am dating the werewolf from Twilight


Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
Rumor has it that I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight


I'm not gonna comment on that
I won't give a statement regarding dating the werewolf from Twilight in my musical monologue


You might be expecting me to say
The audience might expect me to comment on


Something bad about Kanye
The audience might expect me to talk badly about Kanye West


And how he ran up on the stage
The event where Kanye interrupted me at the VMAs by running up on the stage


And ruined my VMA monologue
Kanye's interruption made it difficult for me to deliver my acceptance speech at the VMAs


But there's nothing more to say
There is nothing more to discuss regarding Kanye West


Cause every thing's okay
I have dealt with the Kanye incident, and everything is fine now


I've got security lining the stage
I have ensured that there is enough security to protect me on stage


It's my SNL monologue
I am delivering my monologue as the host of Saturday Night Live


That was my SNL monologue
I have finished delivering the monologue as the host of Saturday Night Live




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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

leticia assis

I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
La la la,
La la la
I like writing songs about douch-bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
So that they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue!
You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him rolls eyes
In my monologue
[Spoken:]
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
[Sings:]
But I'm not gonna write about that
In my monologue
La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la
And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
[mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss
into the camera and a wink]
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
[Breathes and sighs...smiles]
But there's nothing more to say
Cause every thing's okay
I've got security lining the stage
It's my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue



All comments from YouTube:

pkth

Props to Taylor Lautner, for being the ex that never had one bad thing said or written about him 🤣🙌🏼

Lupita Alexandra Angulo Arellanes

I believe it was just a publicity stunt for Valentine's Day movie

Pressley

@Lupita Alexandra Angulo Arellanes no they dated, that's who back to december is about.

Isabel Salgado

@Lupita Alexandra Angulo Arellanes now everything is a stunt

Anzy

I guess him and Harry Styles

Paws🐾

@Lupita Alexandra Angulo Arellanesback to december is literally about him. Harry styles was the pr one

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aleesha hope

this is definitely the taylor that wrote mr perfectly fine

Barry Stewart

How’s your heart after breaking my-inne?

Sk

@Barry Stewart mr. always at the right place at the right taaaiiime

Emma O'Brien

YES

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