Gamer
Tech N9ne Lyrics

Welcome to G-G-G-Gamer
Introduction to the game

The game were either you can be the player, or you can get played
The game is about whether you are the manipulator or the manipulated

Caution, if you do engage and you lose
Warning that losing the game can be dangerous

This could result in severe heart trauma or distort your way of thinking
Losing the game could have negative emotional and mental effects

Play Safely, safely, safely
Encouragement to play the game with caution and safety in mind

I-I-I am a game-gamer
The singer is a skilled player of the game

Play the part major heart breaker brain changer
The singer manipulates others in the game for their own gain

Take her thoughts make her start they insane anger
The artist manipulates a woman's emotions to her breaking point

Then they can march, hate can spark, names danger
The manipulated woman may lash out in anger and cause trouble

You gotta be fine to get in my chamber
The artist only allows attractive players into their game

Untamed ain't no shame when I bang stranger
The singer has no qualms manipulating strangers

But that's a thousand point, one got it, but the thing drained her
Manipulating a particular woman earned the artist a lot of points, but it also caused the woman harm

And the game hanged her in the strain of a main claimed her
The game caused the woman to suffer and meet a bad end

Now what you gon' do different? Wonder how well the picture went
The singer asks the next player how they will approach the game differently

The one I saw was twitcher sent, saw through mommy like Mr.Kent
The singer has seen many players and knows how to manipulate them

Lookin like her kissers were whistling to get liquor bent
The player looked like they were eager for a night of heavy drinking

Or wishing for me to stick her in a position to dip I get her hint
The player may be hinting at wanting to have sex with the artist

A hundred points she gets cause we connected
The singer gives a player points for forming a connection with them

Five hundred points for the number that tech direct texted
The player gets points for receiving a direct message from the singer

Bonus three hundred if she come over and get naked.
The player gets points for coming over and stripping

But a stinky crevice took her to nothing, girl take the exit
The artist finds the player's odor unattractive and loses interest in them

[Chorus]
Recurring chorus of the song

I'm a game, she the game
Comparison between the singer/player and the game itself

I'm a player, you not the same
The artist/player is skilled at the game, whereas the next player is not

Who to loose, who to blame
Questioning whether the loss is due to the player or the game itself

Don't hate the player, hate the game
Expression used to absolve the player of any wrongdoing

I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in
The singer offers to be a romantic partner to the player

Baby it ain't hard to play the game but maybe hard to win
The game is easy to play but difficult to win

It's a roller coaster ride come on as I give it a spin
The game is thrilling and unpredictable

Play it right you get an extra man baby
If the player plays well, they earn an extra life

Next player she say shes the best slayer
Introduction to the next player, who claims to be skilled at the game

She love when her breasts bare
The player enjoys showing off her body

With hot candle wax, that's rare
The player engages in kinky sexual acts with hot wax

Six hundred points when she say her and her girl is a sex pair
The player earns points for claiming to have a female sexual partner

That'll get you an extra man now we gamin on that there
The extra points earned will give the player an extra life

Baby you doing good, stay on it picked up an extra man
The artist compliments the player's performance and awards an extra life

The only way to use that bonus is if a sexy friend
The extra life can only be used if the player brings a sexually attractive friend to the game

Equally fine as you may join us to pass the test
The friend must be as attractive as the player to be accepted into the game

To slam fingers in and then out on your own personal message can
The players engage in sexual activity and film it to send as a personal message to the singer

Skype is so exciting and virtual when two tight women ignite
The players can use Skype to have virtual sex with each other

In a delightfulness of diking in about five minutes
The virtual sex session is exciting and pleasurable

You might just win it yet, but now your girl looking up tight with it
The singer suggests that the player might win the game, but their partner looks stressed

Lack of participation got your points steadily spiking
The player earns points despite not actively participating in the game

And if five hundred points is important
The next win condition requires 500 points

Then let your mind body and souls free
Players should let go and enjoy themselves to win the game

Keep your opponents from trying to score these
Players should prevent their opponents from earning points

Mighty sluttin' up with just seconds left on the board 3-
The singer suggests that players should act promiscuously to earn points before the game ends

2-1 and on to the next ones cause these bore me
As the game ends, the artist grows bored and prepares to move on to the next round

[Chorus]
Recurring chorus of the song

Eleven Hundred points mommy looked smelled and taste good
The next player earns points for their appearance and hygiene

But lost it from telling it all on Facebook
The player lost points for revealing too much personal information on social media

One got a dinner, the other from Twitter was using a fake picture
Two players earned points through different methods

And in the end weren't none of them winners
Despite earning points, neither player ends up winning the game

Til I met this girl from Tagged.com
Introduction to a new player from a social media site

Got to meet me, whip me, and she be freaky deaky
The player is willing to engage in BDSM and other kinky activities with the singer

Got the dinner, a movie and plus a repeat
The player gets dinner, a movie, and future sexual encounters with the artist

Highest score ever, but I broke the broad
The player earns the highest score in the game but is ultimately manipulated and broken by the artist

Say you came close but no cigar my minds primed
The artist suggests that the player came close to winning, but they are still in control of the game

Gaming on ya, even if you got some good head
The singer will continue to manipulate the player even if they are good at the game

Hood said you keep the pood fed 'til the woods dead
The artist implies that they will control the player until they die

If you happen to get into bed with me
The singer suggests future sexual encounters with the player

Then you'll spread quickly and do a medley of ooh and yeahs
The singer suggests that their sexual prowess will make the player moan and scream with pleasure

With me, and that's a thousand points if you get that
The player earns points for having sex with the singer

Dinner is a thousand mo you can get it if you with that
The player earns points for having dinner with the artist

Good conversation can probably get you diamond knickknacks
The artist suggests that good conversation can earn the player luxurious gifts

But a misshap like bloggin' about how I did that, give my shit back
The singer warns the player not to reveal their secrets and demands their possessions back if they do

[Chorus]
Recurring chorus of the song

Thank you for playing Gamer
Closing statement thanking players for participating in the game

Congrats if you are the winner
Congratulating the winner of the game

Sorry and shit if you are a loser
Apologizing to losers of the game

If indeed you failed
Acknowledging that some players will fail in the game

Please come again
Encouragement to players to participate in the game again

But remember
Final word of caution to players

Continuous play may cause extreme nausea
Playing the game for long periods of time may make players feel sick

And often results can be fatal
Warning that the outcome of the game can have serious consequences

-Game Over-
Closing statement indicating the end of the game