Hood Go Crazy
Tech N9ne Lyrics

Saturday mornin', I ain't gotta work
It's a Saturday morning and I don't have to work today

Last night's show sold a lot of merch
We sold a lot of merchandise at the show last night

Bad bitch in my bed so I ain't gotta jerk
I have a beautiful woman in my bed so I don't have to masturbate

Forbes List caught me so it's hard to make a dollar hurt
I am on the Forbes List, so it's difficult for me to feel financial pain

All we need is good green and some Bou Lou
We just need some good weed and some Bou Lou to have a good time

Five to one so i'ts guaranteed you can do you
With a ratio of five people to one, it's guaranteed that you can do whatever you want

'Zilla keep the heater just in case we have a boo-boo
Zilla is carrying a gun in case of an emergency

Kansas City natives and we all a little coo-coo
We are all a little crazy because we are from Kansas City

This the type of shit to make the hood go crazy
This type of music is the kind that can make people in the neighborhood go wild

On the interstate doin' 180
We are driving on the highway at a speed of 180 miles per hour

She said, "do it for me, baby"
She asked me to do something for her

Took a double shot and then we all went crazy
We took a double shot of alcohol and then all went wild

White girls go crazy
White girls are getting wild and crazy

Black girls go crazy
Black girls are getting wild and crazy

College girls go crazy
College girls are getting wild and crazy

Yeah, you my prototype
You are my ideal or perfect example

My fourth foreign car was a Porsche photo white
My fourth luxury car was a Porsche that was white in color

Cooler than a polar bear in a bowl of ice
I am cooler than a polar bear in a bowl of ice

With a ring, married to the game, had 'em throwin' rice
I am committed to the rap game, and my success has my fans celebrating as if I had just gotten married

Wait a minute, put my thing in her
Wait a minute, I am going to have sex with her

I'm trynna knock up, I'm trynna put a singer in her
I want to impregnate her and have a baby with a talented musician

So I can do a banger with her
So I can collaborate with her on a hit song

I get brain for dinner
I receive oral sex in the evening

I don't need to put tender for contender
I don't need to pay anyone to compete with me

Thank God for strippers
I am grateful for strippers

High top with zippers, hard as some nipples
My shoes have zippers, and they are as firm as nipples

All the shit I do is straight off the temple
Everything I do comes naturally and from my own imagination

Trynna squeeze it into my schedule is like a pimple
Trying to fit something into my already busy schedule is difficult, like trying to pop a pimple

Tell that poodle, "don't mess around with them pitbulls."
Tell that weak person not to mess with strong people

Grindin' bitches from behind
Having sex with women from behind

If you way drunk off the 'yac
If you are very drunk off of cognac

This Kansas City, shit's ran gritty
This is how things are in Kansas City; it's rough and unpolished

In the summer time, the chicks be damn pretty
During the summer, the women are very beautiful

Born in the projects, then to the Ville
I was born in a low-income housing project, then moved to another neighborhood

Then I did a deal with Travis and made mills
I made millions of dollars after signing a deal with Travis

This is celebration, this is elevation
This is a time for celebrating and reaching new heights

Me and my delegation got niggas hella hatin'
My group and I have people who hate us very much

This is Nnutthowze, Regime, Rogue Dog
These are the groups that I am affiliated with

And it's all Strange Music, winners can't lose it, unless
Everything is under Strange Music, and we can't be defeated unless something unexpected happens

Errbody got they hands up like (Oooh!)
Everyone has their hands up in excitement

See a bad bitch like (Wooah!)
Seeing an attractive woman makes me say "Wooah!"

This whole damn city fuckin' go
This entire city is going wild

But this is how the hood go crazy in the MO
This is how the neighborhood goes wild in Missouri