Rocket Scientist
Teddy Bears [feat. Eve] Lyrics

I'm not a rocket scientist
I may not be a genius, but I know how to party and autograph women's breasts

I rock the house and sign the tits
I am a performer who knows how to entertain a crowd and give them a memorable experience

And that's it
That's all there is to it, no more, no less

Don't take no astrophysicist
It doesn't take a rocket scientist or intellectual to get people excited and dancing

To make your ass throw fits
All it takes is some good music and energy to get people moving and shaking

Now sista's kick it
Ladies, get ready to have some fun and enjoy yourselves

I keep it cool like Eskimo chicks on Discovery Channel
I am calm and collected, like the way Eskimo women are portrayed on the Discovery Channel

I'm hot like Telemundo chicas on a solar panel
I am attractive and radiating energy, just like the women on Telemundo commercials showcasing solar panels

See me on daytime TV chillin' in my Bob Marley tee
You might catch me on TV relaxing, wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt

I'll slap you silly, I'm from Philly
Don't mess with me, I'm from Philadelphia and won't hesitate to defend myself

I'm not sorry, that's me
I am unapologetically myself and won't apologize for being who I am

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
Similar to Elvis Presley, I am an electrifying performer with robotic qualities, particularly in my hips

I'm technotronic sippin' vodka tonics (yeah, I'm selfish)
I enjoy drinking vodka tonics while listening to electronic music, and I'm not afraid to admit that I'm self-centered sometimes

I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll fool
I am an unstoppable force, rejuvenating classic rock and roll with a modern twist

Them drum machines ain't got no soul
I prefer live instruments for the emotion and soul they bring to the music

This is mission control, what is your status?
I am in control and ready to perform

Super bitchin'
Everything is going fantastically well

We read you loud and clear, permission's go to hit ignition
We've received your message and are ready for takeoff

We gettin' static, please repeat your last confirmed position
We're experiencing some interference, please provide your updated location

I'm ten feet tall and solid gold and I demand submission
I am exceptionally talented and deserving of respect and admiration

Them drum machines ain't got no soul
Once again, I emphasize my preference for live instruments and their ability to bring life and emotion to music