Rocket Scientist
Teddybears Lyrics

I'm not a rocket scientist
I am not a scientist who specializes in space exploration.

I rock the house and sign the tits
I am a performer who energizes the crowd and signs my fans' breasts as a sign of attention.

And that's it
That's all there is to me as a performer.

Don't take no astrophysicist
You don't need an expert in space science to understand what I'm about to do.

To make your ass throw fits
To make you dance wildly and uncontrollably.

Now sista's kick it
Now ladies, let's have some fun and dance to the beat.

I keep it cool like Eskimo chicks on Discovery Channel
I remain calm and collected like the women of the Arctic on a television program about exploration and discovery.

I'm hot like Telemundo chicas on a solar panel
I am attractive and desirable like the women who appear on Telemundo television network, and as powerful as a solar panel.

See me on daytime TV chillin' in my Bob Marley tee
Watch me on television during the daytime, relaxed and looking casual in my Bob Marley t-shirt.

I'll slap you silly, I'm from Philly
I'll hit you until you're disoriented, as I am from Philadelphia where people are rough and tough.

I'm not sorry, that's me
I make no apologies for being who I am.

This is mission control, what is your status?
This is a statement used to compare oneself to an astronaut being checked in on, asking about their situation or progress.

Super bitchin'
Really cool, amazing or great.

We read you loud and clear, permission's go to hit ignition
We hear you clearly, and have authorized you to start or activate something.

We gettin' static, please repeat your last confirmed position
We are experiencing some communication difficulty, please tell us your last known location.

I'm ten feet tall and solid gold and I demand submission
I am powerful and amazing, and demand that you recognize my importance.

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I am a performer who combines the qualities of Elvis Presley and a robot, making powerful, hip-shaking movements.

I'm technotronic sippin' vodka tonics (yeah, I'm selfish)
I enjoy drinking technotronic-sounding drinks like vodka tonics, and I'm only thinking of myself.

I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll fool
I am causing a sensation as a performer, making the old-fashioned rock and roll musicians look out-of-date and foolish.

Them drum machines ain't got no soul
Musicians who use drum machines lack authenticity and the human touch.