Last call for Russell's balls
Ten Foot Pole Lyrics


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Russell's new uptight trust-fund princess reigns
Stares down her coke-burned nose and sets new rules
Forbids his listening to punk rock music
Tried to burn his copy of The People's History

His face is blank, bloodless, inexpressive,
All passion drained by the unhallowed leech
Last call for Russell's balls
The demon must be fed
Last call for Russell's balls
They're hanging by a thread

Russell says it's true love more like sick games
A bitter brawl at midnight in the street
Some cars have stopped to watch the loud commotion
Laughing at the wicked witch of West Hollywood

Strings held tight a dancing marionette doll
A painted smile on a wooden face

Last call for Russell's balls
The demon must be fed
Last call for Russell's balls
They're hanging by a thread

A phone call woke up Russ in the middle of the night
As she reached down his trousers with sharp scissors
and a light
Caught the blades before the amputation was complete
It seems the rearview mirror's where she would've hung the meat

Born-again with pride, Russ hands her the broomstick
Says it's time for her to fly away forever

Last call saved Russell's balls
The demon's face turned red
Smoke shot out her ears
When he kicked her of bed

He saved himself this time
From the evil bride-to-be




So clearly serpentine
Now she's just a memory

Overall Meaning

The song "Last call for Russell's Balls" by Ten Foot Pole is a tale of a man named Russell and his newly-found love interest, an uptight trust-fund princess. The lyrics detail how the woman forbids Russell from listening to punk rock music and even tries to burn his copy of a book, The People's History. Russell's passion for life is drained by the woman, who is compared to an unhallowed leech.


The title of the song, "Last call for Russell's balls," is a reference to the woman's attempt to castrate Russell with scissors, hence the lyrics "they're hanging by a thread." However, he managed to save himself just in time, despite the woman's attempts to mutilate him. The lyrics sarcastically refer to the woman as the "wicked witch of West Hollywood," who would have hung his meat on her rearview mirror if she had succeeded in castrating him.


The song ends with Russell finally standing up for himself and kicking the woman out of bed, saying that she can fly away forever. This ending is a message of empowerment, recommending that people recognize and stand up to toxic relationships.


Line by Line Meaning

Russell's new uptight trust-fund princess reigns
Russell's partner, who is from a wealthy background and is overly controlling, now dominates their relationship


Stares down her coke-burned nose and sets new rules
She looks down on Russell and establishes new oppressive policies


Forbids his listening to punk rock music
She prohibits Russell from enjoying his preferred genre of music


Tried to burn his copy of The People's History
She attempted to destroy a book that is important to Russell


His face is blank, bloodless, inexpressive,
Russell appears lifeless and devoid of emotion


All passion drained by the unhallowed leech
The controlling nature of Russell's partner has deprived him of his vitality


Last call for Russell's balls
This is a desperate plea for Russell to save his masculinity from his emasculating partner


The demon must be fed
The 'demon' or oppressive partner requires some sort of payment or sacrifice


They're hanging by a thread
Russell's masculinity is precariously close to being completely destroyed


Russell says it's true love more like sick games
Russell acknowledges that his partner's behavior is not that of a loving partner, but rather that of a sadistic tormentor


A bitter brawl at midnight in the street
A physical altercation occurs between Russell and his partner late at night in a public place


Some cars have stopped to watch the loud commotion
Passersby have taken notice of the disturbance


Laughing at the wicked witch of West Hollywood
Some observers find humor in the abusive behavior of Russell's partner


Strings held tight a dancing marionette doll
Russell is controlled like a puppet on strings by his partner


A painted smile on a wooden face
Russell's partner appears to be happy on the surface, but is actually insincere and controlling underneath


A phone call woke up Russ in the middle of the night
Russell is awoken by a phone call late at night


As she reached down his trousers with sharp scissors
His partner attempts to castrate him with scissors


Caught the blades before the amputation was complete
Russell is able to stop his partner from completing the castration


It seems the rearview mirror's where she would've hung the meat
Russell's partner intended to display his manhood as a trophy


Born-again with pride, Russ hands her the broomstick
Russell regains his sense of self-worth and gives his partner what she deserves


Says it's time for her to fly away forever
Russell ends the abusive relationship and tells his partner to leave him alone for good


Last call saved Russell's balls
Thanks to his decision to leave his partner, Russell is able to preserve his masculinity


The demon's face turned red
Russell's partner is angered by his decision to leave


Smoke shot out her ears
The intense anger his partner experiences is depicted by this image


When he kicked her of bed
Russell forcefully removes his partner from his life


He saved himself this time
Russell is able to protect his own well-being by ending the relationship


From the evil bride-to-be
Russell identifies that his partner is planning to marry him and is not someone he wants as his wife


So clearly serpentine
Russell sees his partner for the manipulative and abusive person that she is


Now she's just a memory
Russell is pleased to have left his abusive partner behind him




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