POD
Tenacious D Lyrics


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Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!
In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!

Cause he who is sleazy,
Is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie,
So come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "OW"

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane!

Cause he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey,
Is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
Must be in my movie,
So come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a crony,
Then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
Then get in my movie!





It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny

Overall Meaning

The song "POD" by Tenacious D is a tribute to the legendary guitar pick that is said to have the power to make anyone who possesses it a rock n' roll superstar. The intro to the song sets the stage for the story by introducing the "Pick of Destiny"; a sacred, magical guitar pick that gives its possessor the power to become a true rockstar. The lyrics that follow tell the story of how the band Tenacious D came to possess this pick and how it has transformed their lives. The song also includes a description of various characters that they meet on their journey, including Kage, the man who taught them the secrets of rock and roll, and a wizard and a demon who engage in a battle royale.


One of the key themes of the song is the idea that anyone can become a rockstar if they have the right tools and the right attitude. This is reflected in lyrics like "Cause he who is groovy will be in my movie" and "She who is juicy must be loosy-goosey"; which suggest that success in rock and roll is all about being cool, confident, and willing to take risks. At the same time, the song also acknowledges the mystical, almost mythical quality that rock and roll can have, particularly when viewed through the lens of the Pick of Destiny. Ultimately, "POD" is a celebration of the wild, energetic, and unapologetically fun spirit of rock and roll, and an ode to the power of music to transform lives.


Line by Line Meaning

Cause it's the Pick!
The Pick of Destiny is the ultimate symbol of Tenacious D's rock and roll power and they will use it to put on an unforgettable show


Of Destiny child,
The Pick of Destiny is like their own child, something they created and care about deeply


You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!
Tenacious D know that with the Pick of Destiny, they will create a performance so intense that it will blow everyone's minds


More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!
The Pick of Destiny is worth more than any material possession because of what it represents to Tenacious D


In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
In the beginning, there was a man named Kage who played music on the streets of Venice Beach


When he was buskin he was all the rage.
Kage was a popular street performer who drew large crowds around him


He met Jables and he taught him well,
Kage and Jables crossed paths and Kage passed on his musical skills to Jables


All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Kage taught Jables the most badass musical skills, which he learned from the demons in Hell


Cock pushups and the power slide,
Jables learned unique and intense workout techniques like cock pushups and power slides from Kage


Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
Kage taught Jables the art of performing, and now with his skills and the Pick of Destiny, Tenacious D are unstoppable


They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
Jables and Kage joined forces and started a band that they named Tenacious D


And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
Their ultimate goal was to obtain the Pick of Destiny to increase their rock and roll power.


Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!
Tenacious D's music is so deliciously good, that it's even better than the most tasty of meals


Cause he who is sleazy,
A person who lives an easy, sleazy life is easily pleased


Is easy to pleasy.
People who do not have good moral values are easy to please


And she who is juicy,
Women who have curvaceous bodies are viewed as sexually promiscuous


Must be loosy-goosey.
Loose women are easy to manipulate as they are not strong-willed.


And he who is groovy,
People who have a great sense of rhythm and style are prime candidates for Tenacious D's movies


Will be in my movie,
Tenacious D's upcoming movie will feature those individuals who have real groove


So come on!
Tenacious D invites all groovy people to join them in their quest to make the best movie ever


The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The forces of good and evil, represented by the wizard and the demon, respectively, faced off in a fierce battle


The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
The demon almost defeated the wizard with a powerful, evil punch


But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "OW"
The wizard turned the tables on the demon and broke his tooth, causing him to cry out in pain


You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane!
Tenacious D intends to make a movie so great that it will immediately become more famous than the classic Citizen Kane


Cause he who's a geezer,
Elderly men have a reputation for being grumpy and unyielding to new ideas


Must live in my freezer.
Tenacious D does not want to work with grumpy, old men and would rather keep them away from the movie sets


And she who is starkey,
Famous women like to garner attention by being difficult at times


Is full of mularkey.
Tenacious D believes that famous women use excuses, rather than working hard, to show up on set


Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Tenacious D does not want any actresses who behave like divas on their movie set


Then go to Geneva.
Tenacious D would rather send divas off somewhere else, rather than continue to work with them


And if you're a crony,
Tenacious D does not want to work with people who will only do things to help others, rather than themselves


Then suck on my bony.
Tenacious D has no use for cronies, and would rather keep them away from the movie sets


And if you are groovy,
People with an incredible sense of rhythm and style are the only ones Tenacious D wants on their set


Then get in my movie!
Tenacious D invites all groovy people to join them and be a part of the ultimate rock and roll movie ever made


It's called the Pick of Destiny!
Tenacious D's movie is named after the legendary Pick of Destiny, as it is a metaphor for their success




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS

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Riley Davis

If you listen to this in 2020. I love you. You have a taste in music ❤️

padawantesla

I've started to listen them recently and man, this guys rock! It's a sad fact that ppl didn't find the movie good. I think it's fun af

Dean Winchester

Thanks, you too

Keith Mathson

Why thank you
-A 13 year old

Thiên Phúc Nguyễn

I love you too rofl

Ryan Vogel

Rage Cage has those techniques that he developed in hell

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InsertMetalUsernameHere

This song is proof the pick actually exist. It's a masterpiece

despicableBuckaroo78

yeah man, tribute, wonderboy, rise of the fenix this song and more were definitely made using the pick

Vitor Frota

Tenacious D has an awesome quality about them that is the ability of JB and Kyle to make great harmony between acoustic and electric guitars. Not many bands can do this and they usually go for one or the other, but most of Tenacious D's songs mix both and you can clearly distinguish them in the music. I think it gives them a very distinctive musical trait.

Random Person

Yeah when songs use both it's pretty hard lol

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