Spiderman
Tenacious D Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

This is a song

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

David Dark comin at 'em
He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not fucking really Spidey
His moves didn't work because he's fucking Spidey!

Spiderman doesn't look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the fucking BVDs
Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It's fucking sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture him
I'm not moving on...fuck!

He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the fucking Spidey
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It fucking holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!

He fucking used a Matrix move!
He fucking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna fucking bowl?
What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us

He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!

Here comes Sassafrass! He's fucking really pissed off
Now what the fuck is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should've fucking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fucking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!

He's sucking on his fucking chode!
He's gonna shoot your fucking load
If I know Sassafrass! He's gonna shoot the load
Ahh! That's non-dairy creamer!

What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears.
That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn't fucking done enough

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump

Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up!




You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a shit on David Dark!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Tenacious D's song "Spiderman" are a humorous take on the superhero Spiderman and his abilities. The song begins with the iconic line "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can" and goes on to detail some of his superhuman abilities, such as swinging from a thread and having radioactive blood. The lyrics also mention a character named David Dark, who is initially described as having "ultimate fighting championship moves." However, it turns out that David is not actually Spiderman and his moves don't work because he is simply dressed up as the superhero. The rest of the song continues the absurd and comedic storyline with mentions of a Sasquatch-like creature named Sassafrass, tranquilizer guns, and even some sexual humor.


Overall, the lyrics to "Spiderman" are a humorous and irreverent take on the superhero genre. The song doesn't take itself too seriously, and instead opts for ridiculous scenarios and playful humor. The lyrics are a perfect reflection of Tenacious D's comedic style and ability to create songs that are both entertaining and silly.


Line by Line Meaning

Spiderman, Spiderman
Introducing the topic of the song, Spiderman


Does whatever a spider can
Listing the various abilities of Spiderman


Is he strong? Listen bud
Asking a rhetorical question to highlight the strength of Spiderman


He has the radioactive blood
Providing an explanation for the source of Spiderman's strength


Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Drawing attention to Spiderman's presence


Ohhh!!!!!
Expressing excitement or amazement upon seeing Spiderman


David Dark comin at 'em
Introducing a new character, David Dark


He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Describing David Dark's fighting skills


Here comes Spidey
Referring to Spiderman


He's not fucking really Spidey
Implying that the person is not actually Spiderman


His moves didn't work because he's fucking Spidey!
Explaining the reason for Spiderman's ineffective moves


Spiderman doesn't look right
Noting that something seems off about Spiderman


He looks like cheap ass!
Commenting on the poor quality of Spiderman's appearance


Spidey wearing the nike shoes
Making a statement about Spiderman's shoes


I can see in the fucking BVDs
Indicating that Spiderman's underwear is visible


Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still!
Spotting a dangerous creature and warning others to stay still


Stay totally still
Reiterating the importance of staying motionless


It's fucking sassafrassquatch!
Identifying the creature as a sassafrassquatch


I've been searching for him for ten years
Implying a history of searching for the sassafrassquatch


And now's my chance to capture him
Anticipating the opportunity to catch the sassafrassquatch


I'm not moving on...fuck!
Bemoaning a missed opportunity to catch the sassafrassquatch


He's using the web! He's using the web!
Observing Spiderman using his web-slinging abilities


Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
Commenting on the effectiveness of Spiderman's powers on the audience


He's using the fucking Spidey
Reiterating the use of Spiderman's powers


Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
Noting that Spiderman's powers failed to work on some people


It fucking holds almost everbody
Stating that Spiderman's powers are effective on most people


But it didn't work on Sass!
Deducing that the sassafrassquatch is immune to Spiderman's powers


He fucking used a Matrix move!
Referencing a popular movie franchise in describing a move used by a character


Doosh!
Imitating the sound of an impact in a fight


Ha! Wanna fucking bowl?
Offering an alternative activity to fighting


What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us
Calling for assistance in a chaotic situation


He's got the tranquilizer gun!
Identifying a new weapon being used


David Dark's got the tranquil gun
Stating who is in possession of the tranquilizer gun


He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
Describing the victim of a tranquilizer dart


But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Indicating that the tranquilizer dart didn't have the intended effect


Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!
Expressing shock at a character exposing themselves


Here comes Sassafrass! He's fucking really pissed off
Observing the sassafrassquatch's angry demeanor


Now what the fuck is happening tonight?
Expressing confusion and disbelief about the current situation


It's looking like a fight!
Predicting a confrontation between characters


No! (starts to laugh a lot)
Reacting with humor to a situation that is not going as expected


You should've fucking known!
Chiding a character for a poor decision


Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
Giving advice about what not to do in front of the sassafrassquatch


He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fucking bummed
Warning about the consequences of exposing oneself to the sassafrassquatch


What are you doing..no, no no
Exclaiming in horror at a character's inappropriate behavior


Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!
Pleading with a character not to engage in further inappropriate behavior


He's sucking on his fucking chode!
Revealing that a character is performing an explicit act


He's gonna shoot your fucking load
Predicting what may happen as a result of the explicit act


If I know Sassafrass! He's gonna shoot the load
Suggesting that the sassafrassquatch might also be involved in the aforementioned act


Ahh! That's non-dairy creamer!
Reacting to a comedic plot twist involving a food item


What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears.
Describing a situation as unpleasant or unfavorable


That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Noting the large amount of a certain bodily fluid


Sassafrass...he hasn't fucking done enough
Speculating that the sassafrassquatch may continue to act in unpredictable ways


He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
Observing a character taking action against another character


I don't know what for!
Expressing uncertainty about the reasoning behind a character's actions


But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)
Making a joke about an ambiguous situation


The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Building up to a climax or significant event


Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
Correcting a previous statement about the nature of an upcoming event


He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump
Describing a character's gross and aggressive behavior


Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
Expressing surprise and a change of tone


The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick
Explaining a strategy used to fool the sassafrassquatch


Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
Recalling a successful tactic from previous encounters


That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Reflecting on the challenges of life


Whenever there's a bang up!
Anticipating a difficult situation


You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Suggesting that the sassafrassquatch and Spiderman may cross paths again


Taking a shit on David Dark!
Metaphorically describing the outcome of the situation




Contributed by Connor S. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
Comments from YouTube:

@CameronWasmund

I downloaded this from Limewire unknowingly like 8 years ago and haven't heard it again till now. "Spidey, Wearing them nike shoes." has somehow stayed with me through that whole time every time I hear the Spiderman theme.

@teaforonetearforone7459

Cure Optimism Same with me.

@pyrogreg8

I thought I was the only one who found this on limewire!

@shainarachelle

Same! That's why I'm here 🤣🤣🤣

@LasciviousLibra

Same here, hermano! "He looks like cheap ass, Spidey wearin' the Nike shoes!" THANK YOU!

@GrassValleyGreg

Napster like 20 years ago

6 More Replies...

@thishollowhill

I would DIE for the real footage of this performance

@sethstrattan7380

We need to find it

@Looptydude

I too downloaded this back in the day, and every time I wish I had been at the performance. You can tell the people's sides are splitting, it must have been glorious!

@filler01

I can only imagine what really went down on the stage during this performance.

More Comments

More Versions