King Kong Song
Terror 2000 Lyrics


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Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
That's how my daily life starts
On the highway, 'til it's payday
I have a meeting with the boss
He has a wicked leg, he has a wicked leg
He likes to kick me in the ass 'til it turns red
I hate my job, I hate it all
I wanna be a million dollar fucking rock star
Why!?
-Won't you get me a gig before I die?

[Chorus:]
Will write you a song song
Just as heavy as King Kong
While I'm smoking my bong bong

I wanna be a hunk with a metal guitar
'cause people tell me I could go pretty far
I need some kicks as I'm Kerry King licks
And get the chicks by the bar

Now it's lunchtime, cut the barbwire
I'm going to the deli and get myself a wrap
Life is crazy, this job makes me
A suicidal freak feeling like crap
Why!?
-Won't you get me a gig before I die?

I will write you a song song
'cause I know how to pling plong
Just like playing the ping pong

[Chorus]

I'll be getting the chi... Chicks by the bar
I'll be showing my tri... Tricks on guitar
They'll be blowing me bli... Blind in my car
I'll be throwing the sui... Suit on the yard
I'll be hitting my bo... Boss really hard
I'll be getting a bo... Bodyguard

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
That's how my daily life starts
On the highway, 'til it's payday
I have a meeting with the boss
Why!?
-Won't you give me a gig before I die?

I will force you to sing sing
I will give you a ring ring
And you give me some bling bling





[Chorus]

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Terror 2000's song King Kong Song tell the story of a person stuck in a job they despise, dreaming of becoming a rock star. The daily routine of this individual revolves around trivial tasks such as eating breakfast and driving to work until payday comes around, and it's time for a meeting with their boss who likes to continually kick them in the butt. The repetitive nature of the job pushes the person to the brink of a breakdown, and they contemplate suicide. They seek a way out, and their dream of becoming a rock star seems like the perfect solution. They want to be a hunk with a metal guitar, attracting girls and playing some Kerry King guitar licks. The song's chorus is an offer to write a song as heavy as King Kong while smoking their bong.


The lyrics playfully contrast the monotony of daily life with the excitement and glamour of rock music. The song gradually builds up to an energetic climax, with the singer finally achieving their dream and getting everything they want: the chicks, the guitar tricks, and even the bling. The song, therefore, depicts the frustration of being buried in a mundane job, a longing for fame, and an escape from reality. It is a relatable sentiment for many who may feel trapped in a job they do not enjoy and seek to attain stardom like their favorite rock stars.


Line by Line Meaning

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
I start my day with breakfast and taking my kids to school


That's how my daily life starts
This is how my everyday routine begins


On the highway, 'til it's payday
I commute on the highway until I receive my paycheck


I have a meeting with the boss
I have a meeting scheduled with my boss


He has a wicked leg, he has a wicked leg
My boss has a cruel, evil personality that he reveals through his actions


He likes to kick me in the ass 'til it turns red
He enjoys treating me harshly until I feel belittled and degraded


I hate my job, I hate it all
I have a strong dislike for my job and everything about it


I wanna be a million dollar fucking rock star
I aspire to become a successful rock star and make lots of money


Why!? Won't you get me a gig before I die?
Why haven't I received a chance to play music on stage and achieve my dreams yet?


Will write you a song song
I'll create a song for you


Just as heavy as King Kong
It will be as intense and powerful as a giant gorilla


While I'm smoking my bong bong
I'll be enjoying my smoke while I write the song


I wanna be a hunk with a metal guitar
I want to be an attractive, masculine musician who plays heavy metal


'cause people tell me I could go pretty far
People have expressed to me that I have potential to become successful in the music industry


I need some kicks as I'm Kerry King licks
I need some exciting moments as I play guitar like famous musician Kerry King


And get the chicks by the bar
I want to attract women while playing music in a bar setting


Now it's lunchtime, cut the barbwire
It is now my lunch break and I'm eager to take a break from my menial job


I'm going to the deli and get myself a wrap
I'm getting myself a sandwich at the local deli for lunch


Life is crazy, this job makes me
My job and life in general can feel overwhelming and chaotic


A suicidal freak feeling like crap
I feel hopeless and worthless to the point of considering suicide


I will write you a song song
I'll write another song for you


'cause I know how to pling plong
I know how to play music and make it sound good


Just like playing the ping pong
It's as easy for me as playing a game of table tennis


I'll be getting the chi... Chicks by the bar
I'll be attracting women while playing music at the bar


I'll be showing my tri... Tricks on guitar
I'll be showcasing my skills and techniques on the guitar


They'll be blowing me bli... Blind in my car
The women will be so impressed by me that it will be overwhelming


I'll be throwing the sui... Suit on the yard
I'll disregard my professional job and dress in rock star attire


I'll be hitting my bo... Boss really hard
I'll get revenge on my boss for the poor treatment I've received from him


I'll be getting a bo... Bodyguard
I'll hire a bodyguard for my own personal protection as my fame grows


Why!? Won't you give me a gig before I die?
Why haven't I been given the opportunity to play music on stage and achieve my dreams yet?


I will force you to sing sing
I'll make someone perform my song on stage


I will give you a ring ring
I'll give you a call to let you know about the opportunity to perform my song


And you give me some bling bling
And in exchange, you'll give me some valuable compensation for the song's success


I will write you a song song
I'll keep writing songs for you


Just as heavy as King Kong
They will be as intense and powerful as a giant gorilla, just like the first song


While I'm smoking my bong bong
I'll continue enjoying my smoke while writing more music




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Comments from YouTube:

Evan

dude this song is so boss, i don't see how anyone couldn't like it. it's got a good meaning too, even thought it is comedic!

Thermo-nuclear Warrior

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