* Archi "MC Motherfucker" Alert (Vocals & guitar on all albums)
* Johnny Bottrop (Guitar on all albums)
* Hermann von Hinten (Drums on "Musik für Arschlöcher", "Melodien für Milliarden", "Nonstop Aggropop" and "Keiner hilft euch").
* Zip Schlitzer (Bass on "Musik für Arschlöcher", "Melodien für Milliarden", "Nonstop Aggropop", "Keiner hilft euch", "1 World 0 Future" and "Blechdose").
* Slash Viscious (Bass on "Fundamental").
* Steve Maschine West (Drums on "1 World 0 Future", "Blechdose" and "Fundamental").
In 2005 the band announced that Archi would leave the band, and Terrorgruppe disbanded shortly afterwards. Johnny Bottrop and Slash Viscious are now in a powerpop/punk/rock band called The Bottrops.
5 Kilo
Terrorgruppe Lyrics
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Eigentlich wollt ich nur aufs Klo
Ich warte und ich schwitze
Muß hier im Grenzhäuschen sitzen
Warum wurd' ich rausgefischt?
Bisher doch noch nie erwischt
Muß nötig mal ins Rathaus
Sonst quillt der Stoff mir oben raus!!!!
Wird mir ganz schön warm
Auch mal reich, nie wieder arm
Mit fünf Kilo im Darm
Was glotzt der Typ auf meinen Paß
In mir tickt ein Pulverfaß
Die Kondome werden reißen
Komme ich nicht bald zum scheißen
Die Drogen in den Eingeweiden
Wollen sich dringlichst von mir scheiden
Jetzt sieht er mir ins Arschloch rein
Doch ich bleib tapfer und halte ein
Mit fünf Kilo im Darm
Kriegt mich kein Gendarm
Auch mal reich, nie wieder arm
Mit fünf Kilo im Darm
The lyrics to Terrorgruppe's "5 Kilo" tell the story of a drug smuggler who finds themselves stuck in a border checkpoint while carrying five kilos of drugs in their system. The singer of the song is waiting anxiously to use the bathroom, as they are on the brink of having the drugs burst out of them. They lament their bad luck at being caught this time, as they've never been caught before, and worry about the consequences of their actions. They are desperate to get to the town hall to unload their stash before it's too late. The singer is constantly on the verge of getting caught, with guards checking their papers and even inspecting their rectum. Despite the danger they are in, the singer remains determined to hold on to their precious cargo.
The song's lyrics are darkly humorous, playing up the absurdity of the situation. The singer is both scared and confident, knowing that if they can just make it through this situation, they'll be rich and never have to deal with poverty again. The use of crude imagery, like their "stiff hips" and "cramped butt", adds to the song's comic tone. However, the lyrics also speak to the desperation that often drives people to engage in illegal activities in order to escape poverty.
Line by Line Meaning
Steife Hüften, verkrampfter Po
I am uncomfortably holding in five kilos of drugs, resulting in stiff hips and clenched butt cheeks.
Eigentlich wollt ich nur aufs Klo
I just wanted to go to the bathroom, but I am stuck in this border checkpoint.
Ich warte und ich schwitze
I am anxiously waiting and sweating due to my risky situation.
Muß hier im Grenzhäuschen sitzen
I am being detained in this border checkpoint building.
Warum wurd' ich rausgefischt?
Why did I get singled out and caught by the authorities?
Bisher doch noch nie erwischt
I have never been caught before.
Muß nötig mal ins Rathaus
I need to urgently go to a government office.
Sonst quillt der Stoff mir oben raus!!!!
If I don't go soon I could potentially reveal the drugs hidden in my body.
Mit fünf Kilo im Darm
I have five kilograms of drugs concealed in my intestines.
Wird mir ganz schön warm
I am feeling uncomfortable and hot because of this situation.
Auch mal reich, nie wieder arm
I am risking everything to become financially successful in order to never be poor again.
Was glotzt der Typ auf meinen Paß
Why is the officer staring at my passport?
In mir tickt ein Pulverfaß
I am a powder keg, ready to burst with nervousness and fear.
Die Kondome werden reißen
The condoms I swallowed to contain the drugs may soon burst, revealing everything.
Komme ich nicht bald zum scheißen
If I can't defecate the drugs soon, I will be in big trouble.
Die Drogen in den Eingeweiden
The drugs are in my internal organs.
Wollen sich dringlichst von mir scheiden
The drugs in my body want to be eliminated now, and fast.
Jetzt sieht er mir ins Arschloch rein
The officer is now examining my anus for any visible signs of drugs.
Doch ich bleib tapfer und halte ein
I am staying strong and keeping my composure in this tense situation.
Kriegt mich kein Gendarm
I won't get caught by the police.
Auch mal reich, nie wieder arm
I am willing to take a huge risk to live a wealthy life and never be poor again, even if it means smuggling drugs in my body.
Mit fünf Kilo im Darm
I have five kilograms of drugs hidden inside me, a huge risk that could lead to my arrest or even death.
Contributed by Alyssa J. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Daniel
Ruhe in Frieden, Zip... LEGENDE!