YOUNG SHAHRUKH
Tesher Lyrics

I got 500 dollars in cash in case they don't take AMEX
I am carrying cash as a backup payment method

She wanted to see me so now I'm headed to The Annex
I am going to meet a girl who asked to see me

Sorority house, she snuck me in, she tried to
I entered a sorority house secretly with her help

Keep quiet, couldn't hold it in
I couldn't keep myself from being loud

I mean the bed was too spring-ey, the room was too dingey
The bed was uncomfortable and the room was dirty

You really can't blame me, I found her on Hinge-y
I met her on the dating app Hinge and couldn't resist

Life is a movie but the
I see my life as a movie but

Only acting I do is acting on impulse, no stress pimples
I only act impulsively, without worrying about consequences

Young boy vibin' I would
As a young boy, I am enjoying myself

Like to thank Tim Cook for taking out the headphone jack on the iPhones
I don't use wired headphones anymore and I appreciate it

Now we only pluggin' in my phone
Now I only use my phone for everything

I'm talking Baby Bash, Cyclone
I'm referring to the artist Baby Bash and his song Cyclone

Tall, dark, and handsome
I am describing myself in positive terms

I move steady, stack dubs
I move carefully and make money

I am the one your new girl, still loves
I am the one your new girlfriend is still attracted to

Negotiating a deal that'll pay me too much
I am in talks for a deal that will pay me an excessive amount of money

My name uttered in rooms that my feet haven't touched
People are talking about me in places I haven't been to

Know I got it
I am confident in myself and my abilities

Tryna make a play, tryna make it happen
I am trying to make something happen

I can see my bars all up in her captions
I can see my lyrics in the captions of her social media posts

I'm not Keith Urban, I won't put you in a song
I won't write a song about you like Keith Urban does

Worldwide Don, yeah I feel like Shahrukh Khan
I am a successful, influential person and feel like the Bollywood actor Shahrukh Khan

Run it like a marathon
I am getting things done one after another, like running a marathon

You running on a Pelaton
You are stationary, like riding on a Pelaton

Yeah you standing in the same place
You are not moving forward

Giving me that stank face (Aye)
You're making a disgusted face at me

I hope you I won't respond
I hope you won't provoke me to respond in a negative way

I got Ranis in the back
I have beautiful women in the back, possibly in a car

On my way to King street
I am heading towards King Street

Uber Black doing 80 in a 50
I am riding in an Uber Black that is speeding

You can hear me coming way before I'm near you
You can hear my music from far away

Bass so loud, it shook the Khanda on the rear view
The bass is so loud it caused the symbol Khanda to shake

Yeah, I'm a big screen banda
I am a big star

All I see is green
I see nothing but money

You don't see colour
You don't see race or ethnicity

Yeah, and my drink real tanda
My drink is very strong

Bought another bottle for my brothers
I bought another bottle for my friends

Feel like Shahrukh Khan
I feel successful and influential, like Shahrukh Khan

20,000 fans on my lawn
I have a large number of fans gathered at my home

I could never do no wrong
I can't do anything wrong

Yeah, world in my palms
I feel like I have control over the world

Knew I was the greatest all along
I always knew I was the best

Run it up from Bombay to Milan
I am successful in areas ranging from Bombay to Milan

See me when you turn your TV on
You can see me on TV