Chaos
Tha Alkaholiks Lyrics

Let it go
Starting off the song and getting the listeners prepared

Oh, yeah, we got drums
Letting the audience know that the Alkaholiks are ready to perform with some great drumming

Woo, Alkaholiks, let's get it crackin' y'all
Exciting the crowd and getting them hyped up for a performance from the Alkaholiks

Ay J-Ro, teach these niggaz how to stunt
Asking J-Ro to show the listeners what the Alkaholiks are capable of and showcasing their skills

People gather round, J-Ro is on arrival
Introducing J-Ro to the crowd who is eagerly waiting for his arrival

Raised in the ghetto, sing songs called 'Survival'
J-Ro's background and experiences have exposed him to harsh realities that he sings about in his music to stay alive in the streets

Chillin' in my drawers in hotels like the Bible
J-Ro is comfortable in his own skin and enjoys relaxing in luxurious hotels that are like a sacred text

Alkaholiks, West coast legends is the title
The Alkaholiks are well known on the West Coast and are considered legendary musicians in this area

I can't shoot you with my knife, I can't stab you with my gun
J-Ro can't physically hurt his enemies with weapons so he resorts to using music as his means of aggression

So the only thing left is to hit you with the drums
J-Ro will use the power of his drumming to communicate his message to his enemies

Uh, huh, uhh, we in this bitch, no kickin' back
The Alkaholiks are ready to get down, perform and give it their all, without holding back

J-Ro, tell these niggaz where the fuck you sippin' at
Asking J-Ro where he is drinking and getting the party started

Yo, I'm sippin' on the dock of the bay, puffin' on hay
J-Ro is relaxing and enjoying himself by the bay, smoking some weed

Used to sell bombay and sip Andre
J-Ro used to sell Bombay liquor and drink Andre brand champagne

West West like Kanye, I got the rhythm like Kwame
J-Ro is from the West Coast like Kanye West and has a great rhythm like Kwame, a rapper from the '80s

I used to have a crush on Shante
J-Ro had a crush on a girl named Shante in the past

Yo, E-Swift, I don't think that you bent
J-Ro asks E-Swift if he's not feeling well

But goddamn homeboy, where all the gin went?
J-Ro wonders where all the gin has gone because it seems like they've been drinking it all night

J-Ro, yo, I believe that's me
E-Swift confirms the drink is for J-Ro

Say what? You up next on the Hennessey
J-Ro is next in line to drink Hennessy

And once you hear the Capital J, rap, it'll stay
When people hear J-Ro rap, they will remember his skills forever

In your brain all day, it always happens that way
J-Ro's rapping skills are so memorable that people can't stop thinking about them

I come from L.A., Cali, East side of the Valley
J-Ro comes from Los Angeles, California specifically the east side of the valley

Dilly-dally, ran through an alley
J-Ro has roamed the streets of California and has run through alleys before

Runnin' through an alley in my corduroy flip-flops
J-Ro could be anywhere, even running in alleys wearing flip-flops made of a corduroy material

We drink a lot of beer so it's that West coast hip-hop
The Alkaholiks team defines West coast hip-hop with their love for and consumption of beer

Kick box our way out of trouble, just to bubble
The Alkaholiks know how to defend themselves and keep busy to stay out of harm's way

Meet us at the bar y'all, where everybody love you
The Alkaholiks want everyone to join them at the bar where they can have some good drinks, good friends and people that care for them

Yo, my rhymes at parties, took out more MC's than brown Bacardi
J-Ro takes pride in the fact that his rhymes have been more impactful against other rappers compared to the famous alcoholic beverage Bacardi

I'm totally gnarly
J-Ro is absolutely great at rapping, in his and others' opinion

Stumble through the crowd like excuse me, pardon me
J-Ro makes his way through crowds by apologizing for stumbling into people

Sip hops and barely 'til I pop an artery
J-Ro drinks heavily, almost to the point of popping an artery

My beats so fly, niggaz try to charter me
J-Ro's beats and music are so popular and in demand that people may try to book him for their own events

I'm an Alkaholik but that's only one part of me
Although he is a part of the Alkaholiks, J-Ro is also many other things in his life

My main man Tash is like Cool Raoul
J-Ro's best friend Tash is like Cool Raoul, a character in the movie Scarface

He got bitches butt-naked in the swimming pool
Tash has a way with women who can be found skinny dipping in his pool

I'm rowdy, I'm cocky, I'm like Jeremy Shockey
J-Ro is a loud and confident person just like NFL player Jeremy Shockey

I'm a giant in this game, y'all better back up off me
J-Ro is a big deal in the music industry and everyone should respect him

You also the most frosty, drink until we saucy
The Alkaholiks enjoy drinking heavily until they are extremely crazy and boisterous

Keep bitches up all night like black coffee
The Alkaholiks keep women awake all night like a strong cup of black coffee

Yeah, you know Cinnamon, she hang with crazy Kim and them
Cinnamon hangs out with Kim and others who are just as wild as her

They always in the club, tryin' to take a nigga's Benjamins
Cinnamon, Kim and their friends are always in the club trying to take money from guys

Feminine women, we be runnin' all up in 'em
The Alkaholiks chase women who act or dress in a more feminine way

Then we send 'em home broke
After the Alkaholiks hook up with these women, they don't even spend any money on them

Because we wouldn't spend a cent on 'em
The Alkaholiks don't see the point in wasting money on these women

Aiyyo CaTash, a people person, shake hands and kiss babies
CaTash is a people person who interacts well with others and even goes as far as shaking hands and kissing babies

Politician in my mission, stack grands and spit crazy
CaTash sees himself as a politician whose mission is to accumulate money and spit out some great rap lyrics

I roll with a tight crew like Mushmouth and Russell
CaTash has a group of loyal friends who are always around him and can be compared to the cartoon characters Mushmouth and Russell from Fat Albert

Girls wanna grab my love muscle and suckle
CaTash is so popular with the ladies that they want to touch and latch onto his genitalia

Got trees in my duffel, get a ride from the airport
CaTash carries a lot of weed with him and always gets a ride from the airport

I take the shuttle, no need for rebuttal
CaTash is so confident in his way of doing things that he has no need to defend himself or argue back

Huddle round your speaker, got the system blastin'
The Alkaholiks want everyone to gather around and blast their music from the artists

And we takin' everything, it ain't no need for askin'
The Alkaholiks are not asking for permission, they are just taking over everything

Got the headbangin' beats, so nigga pass the aspirin
The Alkaholiks have intense beats that will make you want to headbang, they are so good that you may need aspirin for the headache

We bumrushin' the door in an un-orderly fashion
The Alkaholiks are rushing through the door in an uncoordinated and chaotic way

This is the year that we cash in
The Alkaholiks predict that this year they will make a lot of money

Catch me in Miami in the sun just baskin'
One can find the Alkaholiks hanging out in Miami, enjoying the sunshine

Catch me in L.A. in the streets just mashin'
One can also find the Alkaholiks on the streets of L.A. being wild and having fun

The name is E-Swift, I move quick when I'm dashin'
E-Swift is quick and agile when moving around

I'm swift on the cut with my hands when I'm scratchin'
E-Swift has great DJ skills and can scratch on a record with great precision

Alkaholiks back and the legacy's lastin'
The Alkaholiks are still in the game and their legacy lives on through their music