Only When I'm Drunk
Tha Alkaholiks Lyrics

Yo whats up man, get up man (I can't bust man)
The rapper is too drunk and unable to perform.

Get up nigga, bust (I'm fucked)
The rapper acknowledges he is too drunk.

Get up you gotta do your verse nigga (Aight I'll try it) get up nigga!
The rapper is attempting to perform despite feeling too drunk.

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone Oh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
The rapper behaves promiscuously when he is drunk and sings the song in such a state.

My grandma and your grandma urrp Sittin' by the fire Hold on, turn the beat off (nah, keep it goin') (J-ro can you make it?) I'm just not knowin'
The rapper is rambling and behaving erratically due to excessive drinking.

I get drunk and start talkin' mo' shit And when I got a gun in my hand you better get, out Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be Forget tryin' to rationalize, cover your eyes
The rapper becomes violent when he is under the influence of alcohol.

Ah d-urrp, damn I'm drunk I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk When I get drunk I might act uncouth But when I get drunk I always tell the truth
The rapper believes that he behaves weirdly when he is drunk but is also truthful regarding his emotions.

Yeah I'm good, I'm bad, I'm dope, I'm freaky fresh I make hip-hop fans say yes yes The liks comin' through, you know we gonna blow upop Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta, Urp damn, false alarm
The rapper is confident in his abilities as a rapper but also admits to feeling the effects of alcohol.

Gettin' all the ladies with my cool charm When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah, but only when I'm dr'urp drunk
The rapper believes that he becomes more charming when he is drunk but also acknowledges that he becomes disrespectful.

It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer Bust the one out, two out, (flips) type of rapper That'd get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker
The rapper boasts about his drinking habits and brags about his ability to hype up his listeners.

Slip a colt for the fever when I'm coolin' with my people Got hoes in east columus like I'm billy dee wrinkle Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm harry belafonte Lookin' for them niggas that jumped my homey dante
The rapper rambles about various things, from his love interests to his experiences in certain areas.

All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray Drink like Mr. Wendal smoke bud like Dr. Dre But that's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit Got damn I gotta piss I pass the mic to e-swift
The rapper describes his drinking and smoking habits and acknowledges that he is getting old.

Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me I'm trippin', must be the brew that I was sippin' Kickin' in, guess I shouldn'ta mixed it with the gin Cause when I'm layin' on my back I can feel the room spin
The rapper believes that he becomes invincible when he is drunk but also acknowledges the negative aspects of drinking.

I get a rep for downin four-o's All the hoes knows them alkaholik bros Niggas call me dad I got a fifth in the trunk Might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk
The rapper has a reputation for drinking a lot and being able to handle it but also admits to making poor choices when drunk.

I get drunk and start thinkin' bout my friends That passed on with every forty ounce the memory will last on Black man muzzle, mike lee and suavey D The three mc's will always live in my memories
The rapper reflects on his deceased friends and how drinking reminds him of them.

We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes And drink forty-o's, and wear the same clothes Damn I wish we could go through it again But I know one day we gonna do it again
The rapper reminisces about the old days when he and his friends performed together and lived the same rockstar lifestyle.

And when that day comes it's gonna be live But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive The alkaholiks we gets funky when we drinkin' Just a lil somethin', to pump up the thinkin'
The rapper looks forward to performing with his friends again but acknowledges the importance of not driving while drunk.