Friend of Mine
TheNotoriousBIG Lyrics

Now when I'm fucking off gin I'm invincible
When I drink gin, I feel invincible.

Don't love no ho, that's my principle
I have a principle of not loving any woman.

Cause uh, bitches come [and uh] bitches go
I don't care about women, they come and go.

That's why I get my nut and I be out the fucking door
I only have sex with them and leave immediately after.

[You know] they might be the one to set me up
They may plan to set me up.

Want to get they little brother to wet me up
They may involve their little brother to hurt me.

That's why I tote Tecs and stuff to get them off my case
That's why I carry guns to protect myself from them.

Just in case the little fucker ends up misplaced
Just in case they involve someone else to harm me.

I don't give a bitch enough to catch the bus
I won't even give them enough attention to offer them a ride.

And when I see the semen I'm leaving
I leave as soon as I finish having sex with them.

Bitches be scheming, I kid you not
Women plan and scheme to deceive me.

That's why I keep my windows locked and my Glock cocked
I keep my windows locked and gun ready to protect myself from them.

One ho said, "Big, why you so hard on us?
One woman asked me why I had such a negative attitude towards women.

Why you swear all bitches are so scandalous?"
She asked why I think all women are scandalous.

Thug nigga until the end, tell a friend bitch
I'm a thug until the end, and I don't care who knows it.

Cause when I like you, then you go and fuck my friend bitch
Whenever I start liking a woman, she ends up sleeping with my friend.

You know that ain't right
I know that's not right.

You see, I don't sweat these hoes
I don't worry about these women.

I keep them in flavors like Timbos and Girbauds
I keep them in different styles like different shoes or pants.

Bitches just like to play the merry-go
Women just like to play around, never being serious.

It was me, Dee, the MPV
It was me and my friend Dee in a MPV van.

The blunts and brew thang, knocking some Wu-tang
We were smoking weed and drinking beer to Wu-Tang's songs.

M-E-T-H-Oh shit, look at them lips and them hips on that bitch
We were listening to Method Man's song and saw a woman with attractive lips and hips.

Dee hit the dip, so I can drop my mackadocious shit
Dee went away so that I can flirt with the woman.

Light the blunt clip, and recognize a pimp
We started smoking weed and I tried to act like a pimp.

Needless to speak, the G's obsolete
I'm a gangsta and it doesn't need to be said.

Don't sleep, banged the skins in a week
I had sex with multiple partners in a week.

On the creep up the avenue
Walking secretly up the street.

I seen her on the block, who she rapping to?
I saw a woman on the street and wondered who she was talking to.

That's my nigga Dee, damn he got G
She was talking to Dee, my friend.

Now she fucking him and fucking me, see
She slept with both Dee and me.

Uh now I play her far like a moon play a star
I don't take her seriously, like how a moon doesn't take a star seriously.

She still sweat me hard cause I'm a rap star
She still shows excessive interest in me because I'm a rapper.

I be cruising up the block, I be passing her
I drove past her on the street.

Pimping hard with the female passenger
I was pretending to be a pimp with the woman who was with me.

And the only time I call her to hang
I only call her when I want to have sex with her.

Is when me and Dee blunted up, pissy, scheming on a gang-bang
Only when Dee and I are drunk and plotting to have sex with her together.

She should have used her intuition
She should have known better.

Then she wouldn't be classified in that position, listen
If she had used her intuition, she wouldn't be in that situation.

She's saying I dissed her cause I'm fucking her sister
She thinks I avoided her because I was sleeping with her sister.

A message to the fellas, that really gets them pissed, uh
A message to other men who get angry about it.

But she started that fucking family
She initiated the situation by sleeping with us.

She fucked my man Dee, so why she mad at me? (True)
She slept with Dee, so why is she angry at me?

Plus your sister look better than you
Her sister looks more attractive.

Give head better than you, pussy get wetter than you
Her sister is better at oral sex and being sexually aroused.

So break the fuck out like a rash
Leave quickly like a rash that goes away quickly.

I'm glad I ain't spend no cash to hit your nasty ass
I'm glad that I didn't spend any money on her or take her seriously.