Three Cool Chicks
The 5.6.7.8's Lyrics

If my life was a movie I'd want to be Jackie Chan
If my life was a movie, I would want to embody Jackie Chan's qualities of humor, grace, and honor, which make a man admirable

Cause humor grace and honor are the marks of a man
Humor, grace, and honor are the characteristics that define a man's worthiness

My fights would all be glorious, my smile would melt girls' hearts
In my ideal life, I would be a skilled fighter and charming to win admiration from women

I'd be the toast of Hong Kong, my songs would top the charts
I would be a celebrated artist who has fame and success in the entertainment industry of Hong Kong

But I am what I am and that's all I am
Unfortunately, I am just who I am, and that's all that can be expected of me

That's all I can stand cause I can't stands no more
I have reached my limit and cannot tolerate any more of the status quo

If my life was a silent film I'd want to be Buster Keaton
If my life were a silent film, I would want to possess the ability to conquer my emotions and adversity with the same resolve and conviction as Buster Keaton did

I'd embrace the blues and in the process I'd defeat them
I would be able to overcome feelings of sadness and despair by accepting them as a natural aspect of life

I'd have no fight with gravity, I'd do just as I please
I would be able to defy the laws of physics and live according to my own will

I'd tumble down each flight of stairs with the greatest of ease
I would be so graceful that even when I fall down the stairs, it would appear effortless

If my life was a cartoon I'd want to be the Popeye the Sailor
In a perfect cartoon world, I would want to emulate the bravery and heroism of Popeye the Sailor

I'd have a damsel in distress and I would never fail her
I would always save a woman in need of rescue and be her hero

I'd mutter something clever then I'd knock Bluto cold
I would always have witty retorts while overpowering Bluto, my arch-nemesis

I'd be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug with a heart of gold
Even with my rough-and-tumble exterior, my true identity would be that of a kind and compassionate person

And all my problems would be solved because I eat my greens
In this ideal cartoon world, all problems would be solved simply by eating healthy vegetables

My life it would be measured out in well-constructed scenes
My life would feel purposeful as if it were a well-planned film, with everything happening for a reason

I'd have drama without tragedy, anger without pain
There would be excitement in my life without any real consequences or suffering

Love without loneliness, hey, I would not complain
There would be love in my life without any feelings of isolation or loneliness, and that's something to be happy about

[Chorus]
Repeating the chorus