Benjamin: Son how about you put up your hands.
Teddy: No thank you.
Benjamin: I just going to have to cake with somebody!
Teddy: Alright.
(Slap slap slap slap)
Teddy: Ow! I dont like it i dont like it
STOP!
Benjamin: Keep your hands up.
Teddy: I DONT LIKE IT!!! I DONT LIKE THIS!
Benjamin: KEEP THEM UP!!!
Teddy: JUST STOP!!! JUST STOP DAD I DONT LIKE IT!!!
Benjamin: Dont lower your hands teddy!
Teddy: (Crying)
Linda: He is crying.
Teddy: It is not fun for everyone dad!

Marco Castillo

2y↑1

Godzilla: Teddy how about you? Put up your hands.
Kong: No thank you.
Godzilla: I just going to have to cake with somebody.
Kong: Alright, Ow! I don't like it stop!
Godzilla: Keep you r hands up.
Kong: I don't like it! I don't like this!
Godzilla: KEEP THEM UP!!!
KONG: JUST STOP!!! Just stop Bob, I don't like it!
Godzilla: Dont lower your hands!

Marco Castillo

2y↑2

Bob: Im closing you gotta go teddy.
Teddy: what? Why?
Bob: Its dark there is no food there is nothing here for you.
Teddy: That's ok.
Bob: go on scat.
Teddy: skippity Bop and dada, skabby dabby skeet bop ski bop.
Bob: I ment go not scat.
Bob: Go!
Teddy: Go!?
Bob: Go!
Teddy: Where am i suppose to go!??
Bob: Shoo!
Teddy: AHH!!!
Bob: GET OUT TEDDY!
Teddy: RAWR!!!
Bob: RAH!!!
Teddy: RAWR!!!
Bob: RAA!!!
Teddy: AHHH!!!
Bob: GET OUT!!!
Teddy: So i should go?

All comments from YouTube:

Ashley

2y↑4K

I love how quickly they match each other's energy. It's like their outrage is just simmering below the surface at all times. 🤣

Dulmorgoth

2y↑61

That's probably true 🤣

newguy371

2y↑34

Well they were both on Assy McGee, so they're probably used to working with each othet.

Tyler Homer

2y↑34

I mean they both do stressful jobs so it makes sense

Alastair McGetrick

2y↑41

Teddy is like one of those friends that you are glad to have around but still drive you absolutely nuts lmao

Daniel Wilson

2y↑25

i like to think they both understand that they can talk to one another, even if it's occasionally a shout. they both understand not to take the shouting personally and use each other to vent a bit,

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D.Dankey

2y↑3.7K

One thing i like about teddy is hes always polite. I mean he just yelled at Bob, disrupting the mood of the restaurant and immediatley apologizes to the only customer there for his actions. How can you not like him

odod

2y↑108

"how can you not like him" uh because he has no boundaries, is unstable and prone to outbursts, and gets aggressive and demanding when things dont go his way

D.Dankey

2y↑87

@odod ehhh hes funni

odod

2y↑41

@D.Dankey he is funni, u right

Fork

2y↑10

odod also who brings fires from one restaurant to another man deserved to get yelled at for that one.

Travis Wilkins

2y↑2

Because Bob and Teddy are mean to each other

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Colonel Mustang

2y↑1.5K

I love how Teddy still insists on paying even as he’s yelling at Bob.

Oscar Ramirez

2y↑81

Because he's friend and customer, that's what I love about him

Marco Castillo

2y↑13

You dont have any tools!

Wai Keong Lim

36w↑5

Just because he is upset doesnt mean he has to be unreasonable XD

Monet

28w↑2

Because Teddy is the best🎉😂

Shawn Thompson

27w↑2

HERE’S YOUR $4.16, BOB

Reyeyawn

2y↑1.5K

It’s funny how they go from calm to yelling and back to calm like nothing ever happened 😂😂

Carlos Rios

2y↑67

Most best friends are like this.

TheShockinglyEloquentDog

2y↑20

this is literally my boyfriend and our best friend

Marco Castillo

2y↑17

It's dark there's no food there is nothing here for you.

al west

2y↑3

Be joe that sometimes

HarpsiFizz- First Year Mortician

That's what best friends do.

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Bruh

2y↑1.4K

There’s something about animated characters having real raw arguments that just absolutely sends me every damn time

Shinko Fleur

2y↑35

Facts.

Marco Castillo

2y↑22

They run on gas and batteries Damit!!!

Zeno Logic

2y↑14

Watch Smiling Friends then

Bruh

2y↑11

@Zeno Logic Bro I’ve watched it forwards and backwards, funniest shit ever

Blake

43w↑4

I’ve seen every one one of these episodes multiple times and they still make me crack. When Bob says scat and Teddy actually starts scatting lmaoo.

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Gary Pellerin

2y↑1.5K

When Teddy started to scat...too funny.

CrazyChris622

2y↑24

i'm pretty sure both him and Bob arguing is funny to me

TheRyderShow246 Cool

2y↑40

Bobbity bobbity bobbity bobbity Bob bob bob!
Scattity battity battity battity battity boop bop!

13Jordanator

2y↑8

@TheRyderShow246 Cool I meant go not scat! Go!

TheRyderShow246 Cool

2y↑4

@13Jordanator
No!

jordan bermudez

2y↑625

The shrill “YES” when they were arguing about the tickets takes me out everytime like the pure rage in his voice 😭

Marco Castillo

2y↑18

I dont like it STAHP!!!

Kalo

1y↑18

The "IDIOT" from teddy in that exchange always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

scj

41w↑1

2:08

Messy

2y↑2.2K

Teddy is one of the best adult characters, and I'm being 100% serious. He's cool, knows how to fix things, is nice with kids, will pay for his meal every single time, encourages Linda and treats her like a sister, tries his absolute hardest to not insult Bob and most importantly, laughs at their terrible, godawful jokes.

Only bad thing about him is that he can get extremely weird and unstable sometimes. Makes you feel like he doesn't understand the concept of boundaries and just a simple...no lol. Which is interesting, because he's also awful at saying no to people.

Gabe Schleifer

2y↑89

And I think that makes him so endearing. He's clearly good at a lot of things, so you want him to have friends, which makes it hilarious when you see him try and fail. If he wasn't good at anything AND annoyed everyone, his schtick would get old fast.

Kopfkino

2y↑40

You know that he's basically in love with Linda, right?

Messy

2y↑63

@Kopfkino
I was gonna include that part in my original comment initially actually, but I had to think about it honestly. His relationship with Linda definitely looks a bit inappropriate, but at the same time, Teddy just gives me the vibes of someone who'll date anyone as long as It's possible. Hence why he was SO obsessed with wanting to go back to his ex wife in that one episode. I don't think he's in love with Linda, but more so with the idea of her. Does that make sense?

Kopfkino

2y↑15

@Messy Yeah, I hear what you're saying. I think it's more of just a running gag.

Gabe Schleifer

2y↑36

@Kopfkino I'd say it's more like he has a crush on Linda, since she's one of the only women who's nice to him and patient with his weird habits.

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Sofa Lint

2y↑759

I wish there was more of this angry dialogue with teddy and Bob. I ended up watching more of the later episodes and it seems teddy becomes more obsessed with pleasing Bob while Bob seems more awkward about confronting him. It's so surprising to see these earlier episodes and watch them get mad at each other lol

Annie Finley

2y↑97

i love all of bobs burgers but I think the earliest episodes are the funniest. them arguing all the time being one reason but in the first several episodes I'm always laughing.

BluLight Studios

2y↑30

My head cannon is that they just got used to each other's antics or they
just don't wanna keep fighting about random stuff all the time so they just
roll with each other's stuff and don't cause drama over nothing.

MorseeInHD

29w

@Annie Finleythe earliest episodes are the funniest for every charchter not just job and teddy and the side characters were so good

Ghost Thad

2y↑133

I love how Benjamin can't contain his laughter when he's telling Teddy to keep his hands up lol

FS

1y↑13

And I like that they kept it. Instead of asking them to redo.
I love to hear and see actors enjoy working on a project and the script. :)

Gianfranco Espinoza

2y↑455

I love how Bob initiates the yelling most of the time

Marco Castillo

2y↑15

It's nothing about her becoming a woman XD

WJen8

2y↑704

Lmao they're so toxic sometimes yet so wholesome other times 😂

Triple Decker Supreme

2y↑68

That's guy friendships, man, they ain't Toxic they're just beefin' one out

Yanrokbowl

2y↑12

@Triple Decker Supreme Funny since it's called Bob's Burgers

🌸Charmaine Draws🌸

41w

@Triple Decker Supreme good one!

Todd McHenry

2y↑711

"3 years ago you forgot a tomato on by burger and I said NOTHING" lmfao

Stanislaus Giliadoff

2y↑19

I am declining politely

el kiote

2y↑1

@Stanislaus Giliadoff Polite Lee!

Marco Castillo

2y↑6

Bobby! look over there dont look at me!

Georgette Rosin

2y↑6

Tbh that's my energy

Todd McHenry

2y↑4

@Georgette Rosin 🔥 humor

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Loife

2y↑432

"Here's your bill. It's four dollars and sixteen cents, PERVERT."

"Okay, four dollars and sixteen ce- P-PER-PERVERT?!?!??! WHO YOU CALLIN 'PERVERT'?!"

"IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BILL!"

0:34 This show has the most naturally funny dialogue I have ever seen, right next to Home Movies. The absolute upscale in the banter felt so realistic, it had me on my knees laughing lmaooooooo

Mikaela Childress

2y↑13

I cried laughing at that line 🤣

Mr. L

2y↑5

Alot of the voice actors from Home Videos are in Bob's Burgers. Obviously Bob, but also Hugo and Ron

AnonymousMan 557

Home Movies was made by the same guy who made Bob's Burgers

91Definite

25w

Fun fact the coach from Home Movies is the voice of Bob! “Home Movies” I couldn’t get into when I was a kid? But I give that show respect b/c that voice actor that played him came a long way playing Bob in “Bob’s Burgers”

ley

2y↑496

teddy's responses are hilarious cause he's never ever intentionally rude/disrespectful

Marco Castillo

2y↑12

To reach milk, place your hand through christmas whrist wreath that sounds fun.

George Holt

2y↑381

Teddy realising that Bob was in a rut and making as big a deal out of it as possible is top tier friendship

Mr. L

2y↑10

He worships Bob😂

Sydney Warren

2y↑222

The way Mort just sits there watching with a smile as they argue in the first one

Marco Castillo

2y↑12

REPLACE MY PHONE EVERY TEN YEARS!?!?

Stupid Random Productions

2y↑6

@Marco Castillo YES

C J

2y↑14

Mort is like a child in the middle of two parents arguing 😂

trashy dashy arts

1y↑6

@C J bruh this comment had me laughing it fr be like that tho HAHAHAH

el kiote

1y↑2

Mort's just a happy man

Harry Baker

2y↑1.7K

90% of these must be improvised.

Knight ISL

2y↑191

Ain’t no way some these weren’t genuine loud aggression between the two Voice actors 💀

mason

2y↑247

bob's voice actor has said that his go-to line during improv is "get out" so more often than not when he's saying it it's during an improved scene

Marco Castillo

2y↑6

No thank you.

How it be sometime

2y↑14

@mason That explains a lot.

jimmy_the_squid

45w↑34

2:05 is my favourite, the pure unbridled rage in Bob's voice is hilarious

pink heresy

2y↑935

“What am I supposed to do, replace my phone every 10 years!??” fucking killed me

TK Critic

2y↑94

"YES!!!!" 😡

Mr. L

2y↑61

@TK Critic “DO ME A FAVOR! DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE! IM IM IM IM IM LEAVING!!!!”

Kaden Moore

2y↑23

GOOD!!! GREAT!!!

No_visor5

2y↑23

YEAH, IM LEAVING!!!

Sandra Lopez

2y↑21

“LEAVE!!!”

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spartan1010101

2y↑187

3:45 you can hear the echo from the recording room (which is supposed to be insulated) from how loud he's yelling lmao

Marco Castillo

1y↑14

Just stop! Just stop bob i don't like it!

jbwarner86 2

1y↑22

I also love how right before that you can hear H. Jon Benjamin trying his damndest not to laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if he and Larry Murphy were actually playing pat-a-cake in the recording booth for that scene 😆

Sixblazer

2y↑265

Some people are like this, they can just go from 0-100 in an argument with friends, but they both know they don't mean it. It's a sign of true friendship. Teddy is Bob's best friend, even if he doesn't want to admit it

MLGMAN 13

2y↑6

Only true friends can go 0-100 in a argument and obviously not mean it

For The Corps

2y↑622

“Cars don’t have batteries, idiot. THEY RUN ON GAS!” I. DIED.

KLONOA105

2y↑121

"and batteries. damnit!"

Marco Castillo

2y↑7

For The Corps

2y↑3

@Marco Castillo you mean bob.

Ma_ Monna

2y↑1

Me too lol

Marco Castillo

2y↑5

@For The Corps Im sorry sir i know your enjoying your lunch-PUT A BURGER ON THAT BOARD!!!

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Alexandria Collier

2y↑122

1:44 will always be my fav Bob and Teddy scene. The part when Bob just breathes, you know it’s about to hit the fan!😤😂

Laserbeak316

2y↑17

Then he just turns to Teddy and says “You”.

film theory

1y↑2

@Laserbeak316 what me

Creator indy

51w↑1

Which episode was this?

Romaine Wright

2y↑120

The scatting bit is one of my all-time favorite Teddy moments. “Scatty batty batty…” 😂😂😂

Marco Castillo

2y↑3

Skibbity Bop mm dada.

Mark Cambrone

2y↑885

Teddy has become more obsessive, inconsiderate and invasive that Bob should yell at him more often.

TheFlashzap

2y↑61

And that’s putting it lightly

im tired

2y↑20

exactly why i love teddy

Hargurinder Singh

2y↑73

He cares too much, and then the fam calls and brings him back in even tho he has other things happening

Bobby Lawson

2y↑20

He's Bill Dautrieve 2.0

Carl the longshoreman

2y↑6

His teddy is such a creep.

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Maxie

2y↑61

Teddy and Bob remind me so much of how me and my best buddy always wind up matching each other's intensity in arguments and then immediately moving past it. Teddy really is one of the best "friend" characters in adult animation

Marco Castillo

2y↑5

EAT THE BURGER!!!!

91Definite

25w↑1

I wish I had a homie like Teddy

Drawingfandom

2y↑188

The funniest parts are when Teddy just stops yelling and talks normally then goes back to yelling

My favorite thing in bobs burgers is how dialogue can just sound so real and have funny banter

Marco Castillo

2y↑2

Scooby-Doo dollapadao.

yeri

2y↑182

idk why teddy crying bc hes scared of pattycake made me laugh so much omg

Marco Castillo

2y↑5

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Adam Long

2y↑78

I could watch just Bob , Teddy and Louise. Thank you for this gem. I loved every second of it .

ry

1y↑21

1:10 I LOVE HOW NON ANGRILY HE SCREAMS AT TEDDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

tamera tits

2y↑60

Bob and teddy have the best friendship i swear, they get each other and always match each other energies so perfectly!!

Marco Castillo

2y↑3

3 years ago you forgot a tomato on my burger and I said nothing, NOTHING!!!!!

penny

2y↑101

3:40 you can hear Bob's VA trying to keep in his laugh

Marco Castillo

2y↑4

MrSimonsays2592

1y↑12

"Really? You're gonna give up that easily?" Is my favorite Teddy line. 😂😂😂

Sonic Z TH

2y↑67

They have a chaotic relationship, and that's what makes it strong.

Marco Castillo

2y↑2

I want to pay my bill!!!

Marco Strange

2y↑18

I love that even though Bob was kicking him out, Teddy still wanted to pay his bill. Pretty sure Bob would have let it go, but Teddy still cared enough to pay for his meal.

Adrian Åslund

1y↑11

From hanging out with alot of autistic people I think there's a strong case for Teddy being an undiagnosed autistic. He's got everything from misunderstanding and misreading social cues (it happens sometimes that autistics get set off because they mistakenly interpret innocent things as an insult or attack directed at them and sometimes Ive had to explain to autistic friends that theyve misunderstood something) Ive seen Teddy get set off in similar situations.
The way Teddy becomes very disturbed when small things changes in his surroundings and the routine he feels safe in also fits. Having inappropriate emotional outbursts and a sort of stereotyped way of speaking is also common. He fits quite alot of those traits. Mind you Autistics can be super sweet and genuinely compassionate people like Teddy even though they're just a little off.

LaChauntis Washington

2y↑74

Their fights are hilarious. 😂 Bob shouldn't tell Teddy to get a new phone if he won't take is own advice.

Marco Castillo

2y↑1

Did you bring Jimmy Pesto's fries into my restaurant!?!?

Justinlx30000 L

@Marco Castillo You did this! Fix your damn fryer, Bob!

John J

2y↑173

0:42 Teddy gives him a $10 and change. That's a good tip for a $4.16 bill

George Hiscott

2y↑11

He might just be too angry when giving the money to Bob

halloween pun

2y↑1

I expect nothing less of Teddy

Dr. V

2y↑38

My friend and I have this same kind of thing. We'll both start yelling at each other and acting really mad at each other, but the anger is essentially all just on the surface and never extends beyond even the sentence being spoken. Which is why you can be going at each other at the top of your lungs and then the next sentence both be immediately back to normal. It's a nice way to relieve stress, since yelling can help a lot with stress relief and it's usually not easy to find a good excuse to yell at somebody.

Marco Castillo

BOB: GET OUT!!!
Teddy: So i should go?

firewatch814

2y↑12

Teddy and Bob have a true friendship 😂

Lisa Stephens

2y↑50

I Love Bob 's Burgers 🍔🍔!!! Teddy rocks . Everything and everyone in the cast are so talented. I know there's a lot of improvisation , cuz I remember it was mentioned during the video Comic-Con discussions during quarantine. Can't wait for the movie, and I hope the writers ,etc. keep up the good work for a long time to come!

Guardian

2y↑12

The older I get, the more relatable Bob becomes

Sams Nothavingit

1y↑6

Something about Linda’s “you’re scarin him.. he’s cryin” when bobs forcefully cake-ing with teddy, kills me I replay it every time lmao

Zer0!Watch

2y↑10

I honestly think it’s nice that despite being mad, Teddy wanted to pay the bill instead of taking the opportunity to storm out without paying

The Narrator

2y↑36

"What? Am I supposed to replace my phone every 10 years?"
"YES!"

Marco Castillo

Yugi Moto: GET OUT!!!
Seto Kaiba: So i should go?

M Reski

2y↑111

Not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous that Teddy had 23% battery life left, midday. 😑

Jennifer S

2y↑7

1030 am and I'm at 7%

sunchips18

2y↑3

@Jennifer S Both of you should invest in getting a new phone if you can afford it. 😬

Jennifer S

2y↑6

@sunchips18 😆 it's less the phone and more I'm in capable of remembering to charge it

sunchips18

2y↑6

@Jennifer S I don’t know how you live like that, but I wish I had your courage. If it drops below 60%, I’m already starting to sweat. 😬😬😬

Jennifer S

2y↑3

@sunchips18 lol being a mess helps. 29 right now. If only I had your discipline

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Katie Margeson

51w↑5

0:56 😂 Gets me every time.

Travis Herndon

2y↑44

That patty-cake scene had me dying lol

Marco Castillo

2y↑1

incarnateTheGreat

1y↑8

3:42 I love how Bob laughs

Skwisgar Skwigelf

27w↑1

I love how they immediately go back to being buddies after screaming at each other

Zack Smith

2y↑13

From what I understand, many of these scenes are developed through H. Jon Benjamin and Larry Murphy riffing on each other. So, whenever Teddy's being impossible or Bob's having a meltdown, it's good to know that they really are coming from a place of friendship.

Alan Montero

2y↑44

2:05 Literally me and my friends arguing
🤣🤣🤣

Marco Castillo

2y↑4

2:05 My parents when they are arguing.😆😆😆

Sunny [They / Them]

2y↑21

Teddy and Bob's arguments sound like YouTuber skits in the best way possible

D'angelo JacobHymenShits

2y↑53

Bob's Burgers is kinda innocent compared to the stuff I'm used to watching and I like that

Marco Castillo

2y↑3

Exchanging her strands.

OmegaFan

2y↑105

3:45 God H. John Benjamin yelled so loud you can hear the echo of the recording booth

Isaac A.garcia

2y↑27

I love how his expression doesn't match the tone of his voice.

film theory

2y↑5

@Isaac A.garcia I wonder how he said it in the recording booth do you think he blew out any mics the nostalgia critic did that once he got so mad at a movie he blew out his mic because of how much he was screaming into the mic

Isaac A.garcia

2y↑1

@film theory 1: Maybe? 2: I've never seen that Nostalgia Critic video before, could you link it?

film theory

2y↑1

@Isaac A.garcia im gonna try and find the link i know it exists it just mite take awhile

jbwarner86 2

@Isaac A.garcia I think it was his Disneycember review of Mulan II. It had a disclaimer at the beginning and everything that said something like "No, your speakers aren't broken, Doug just screamed so loud he permanently clipped his mic" 😆

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Buri

2y↑4

The way Bob shouts „KEEP EM UP“ gets me every fricking time! 😂

Jesse Ramirez

2y↑94

Get out! Get out teddy!!
I want to pay my bill!
Get out of my resteraunt!!
I want to pay my bill!
Lol i love that part

Kalvin187 Douglas

Same

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Stringslinger88

2y↑76

My favorite is after Teddy yells at Bob for burger of the day
Louise: Why is Teddy in the street punching cars?

Marco Castillo

2y↑1

Why is Teddy walking in the street and trying to punch cars?

Anthony’s Corner

1y↑2

They’re such loving brothers! You can’t tell me they don’t give you bestie sibling vibes!

TheGirlwhoAnimates

2y↑1

Teddy and Bob are so like a married couple though. They are my faves.
"Middle of the day and your phones at 23 percent?" So relatable and my parents get mad at me for this exact reason haha.

Michael Amuno

2y↑2

Bob and Teddy are truly the best of friends lol 😂

Retro Oasis

1y↑3

Mort smiling during the argument is an underrated bit.

jdibiasioart

2y↑21

I was drinking water while watching this video and at 1:07 in and shot water out of my nose from laughing too hard!🤣💀

Viviana Espinoza

2y↑196

They should’ve put bob lashing out on teddy about the tickets to cake at the end of this video

Immabeaner

2y↑8

I love how he said “you”

Viviana Espinoza

2y↑1

What me

John J

2y↑1

He just wants to cake with someone!

Viviana Espinoza

2y↑1

All this for caking and tickets to cake

Reddest 1000

2y↑14

0:29 I hear Teddy's voice actor audio signal. But when I heard Bob call him pervert I laughed 😂

johnnymanize

2y↑4

Bob’s voice is usually so monotone, so whenever he blows his top, I nearly crap myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Modern Ape

2y↑3

I love it when teddy randomly starts growling

Queen Ender_Zushi

2y↑11

Love how Mort’s just smiling at the pervert part

Marco Castillo

Hahahahaha

Mr Podge

2y↑130

Can you do Bob and Mr Fischoeder being very different businessmen for ??? minutes? :D

Cloudy

2y↑2

Hmm maybe can you be more specific?

Mr Podge

2y↑10

@Cloudy Like how Bob is quite poor and puts care into his business, whereas Mr Fischoeder is the richest man in town, and cares little for anything, like the scene where he takes beams out of his rollercoaster, or says to Louise that she should work in his coal mine?
Some of the interactions those two have regarding business are quite comedic (like when they're tied up under the pier).

But, if not, if there is a single clip that I would request to be uploaded, it would be from Season 8's "The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets" where Teddy flicks a screw out of a phone when working on it, then says to a guy eating his burger "you may be chewing on a screw" XD

Christopher Sobieniak

@Mr Podge Certainly shows how both came from different worlds the way their lives are.

halloween pun

2y↑4

The scatting, burger of the day and patty cake ones kill me every time

Marco Castillo

1y↑1

And i said nothing.. Nothing!

Gary Pellerin

2y↑11

Must have watched this a hundred times now. Just noticed Teddys armpit hair when he's yelling through Bob's car window. Everything on this show cracks me up, even three little pit hairs.

Marco Castillo

I meant go not scat.

TheAwesomeDarkNinja

1y↑4

Bob's Burgers proves you don't have to have characters that despise each other for the sake of comedy.

Reyeyawn

1y↑4

1:04 teddy forgetting his words and just growls, is hilarious

Mentí Rosa

2y↑83

0:32 that’s the best shape Teddy has ever been in on the show ever

Mike West

2y↑9

It has to be the Boydle holding in his gut. And then after the mechanical shark ate it, he’s looked a lot fatter ever since.

Daria

2y↑2

You see young muscly lifeguard teddy in the shark episode xD

hpa2005

2y↑19

Bob: "I hope your car isn't out of batteries!"

Teddy: "Yea cars don't have batteries idiot! they run on gas and batteries!....DAMN IT!!"

Marco Castillo

2y↑2

Isaac Buckley

32w

I notice that when Bob realizes Teddy brought in Jimmy Pesto's fries, he's straining his arm, probably because he both wants to eat the fry but also to make sure Bob does not see it. This show just does little touches so well

S Richey444

2y↑24

Teddy is low-key Bobs Stalker. 😂

KaseyKay17

2y↑3

Oh, Teddy doesn’t stalk Bob…he stalks the whole family ^_^

Laserbeak316

2y↑3

@KaseyKay17 mostly Bob though.

Juan Sanchez

I don’t think there’s anything low-key about it lol

Optimusjakey

2y↑13

The way bob yelling is gold

Marco Castillo

2y↑2

I know thats your burger.
No it is not.
Stop being weird and eat the burger please.

Pie Flinger™

1y↑5

"It's written on the bill!" "There's a million restaurants I could go to!" "Then go to them all, Teddy!"

Butch Lee

1y↑1

I love that you can hear the echo in the recording booth sometimes when they're yelling it's so funny. Reminds me of looney toons

Docei Deer

2y↑11

I wanna see muppet versions of Bob and Teddy. I feel like it would be so much funnier.

Joey Waters

2y↑1

Teddy already reminds me of one.

Eggalovania

49w↑7

"Then bring a charger you idiot" Scared me, it was the realest and angriest scream bob has ever done,

2:11

King Mario

We need a compilation of Bob screaming in general. It's hilarious

Carpet Dragon

1y↑3

When the show first came on I never would have wanted someone like Teddy in my life but now I’m older and wish I had that kind of a friend.

Jesus H. Basie

2y↑25

LMAOOOOOOOOO THE FACT THAT HE PEAKS THE MIC

Marco Castillo

2y↑1

Boom mic.

ProbablyPaul

47w

I love how mort is just there smiling most the time

Person McPersonstein

2y↑43

Four dollars and sixteen cents? Damn that's a good deal it's no wonder the Belcher's are broke.

Adam DeNardis

2y↑12

Probably why Teddy eats there every day. He's their best customer.

JoJo Gobbo

2y↑1

Especially since they are the freshest ingredients available. He spares no expense when it comes to food. I’d definitely go everyday

Rivy -lurk-

2y↑2

@JoJo Gobbo Exactly which is what makes me wonder why Bob's restaurant isn't more packed with people

Diaaaa

I don’t think that’s issue…

Elliot

@Rivy -lurk- I think it's because it's out of the way and they have had to deal with a lot of stuff leading to them closing

Big J

I love how polite he is to the man at the end just witnessing this insanity at 1 pm

Sinn

Even if Bob denies it or they bump heads on things they are truly an undeniable duo when paired together with a shared goal they can become a forced to be reckoned!!

Sinn

Polar opposites sometimes are much more scarier then those who are similar bc tbh those who are different ways of being and thinking are quite unpredictable :D

Oaf

2y↑26

You can hear them almost laughing

Marco Castillo

2y↑1

Lol XD!!!

blushbakery

2y↑2

Teddy enjoys his burger of the day running gag too much.
Can’t blame him though XD

veronica !

1y↑2

MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING I NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW

Sandi S

1y↑2

I know this sounds so crazy and psycho, but I wish these characters were actually real. I love them lol.

Joe12_3

2y↑3

A handyman shouting “CARS DON’T HAVE BATTERIES!” Is the funniest thing to me.

Still Born

2y↑1

Bobs burgers shows you that cringe or awkward humour cant exist in a vacuum. The contrast between bob and teddy make their conversations hilarious.

Marco Castillo

1y↑1

Yes.

DyznySucks

30w

Bob, Ted, and Mort need an episode for themselves where I can call them the dynamic trio

Neon Flights

2y↑10

They got serious brother energy.

Elijah the Jester

2y↑7

The phone argument was my favorite one. Mainly because it's a similar argument my friends would have.

Marco Castillo

2y↑4

2:40 My favorite moment of teddy and bob.

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