Bomberman
The Adventures of Duane and BrandO Lyrics

One bomb, two bomb, three bombs blown.
Bomberman is setting off a series of bombs.

The name's Bomberman, like you didn't fuckin' know.
Bomberman is introducing himself with bravado.

I got my, helmet on and my bitches in check.
Bomberman is well-equipped to take on his enemies and has control over his surroundings.

Packed full of ammunition so I get some respect.
Bomberman is confident in his abilities due to his preparedness and arsenal.

Take these big ass boots and kick a bomb in your face.
Bomberman is using his footwear to make explosive moves.

Tear the enemies down and put 'em back in their place.
Bomberman is taking down his foes ruthlessly and effectively.

I'll make; 9/11 like the 4th of July.
Bomberman is comparing his destructive actions to a major tragic event in American history.

On a rocket ship comin' headin' straight for the bad guys.
Bomberman is coming at his enemies with full force and determination.

'Cause I ain't goin' to take no shit.
Bomberman is ready to fight back and stand up for himself.

Light the wick on my motherfuckin' dynamite stick.
Bomberman is using a powerful explosive to take out his enemies.

Break the wall down, tear that fuckin' shit out the room!
Bomberman is smashing through obstacles to get what he wants.

Sneak up on the enemies and seal their doom.
Bomberman is efficiently and stealthily taking down his foes.

Bomberman; and y'all can't fuck with that.
Bomberman is confident in his skills and knows his opponents can't match up to him.

Step back, light a smoke, drink a forty and laugh.
Bomberman is taking a moment to relax and revel in his victories.

Tell your boss I'll be there in a minute to front.
Bomberman is not afraid to face his enemies head-on and show them what he's made of.

After I ride this kangaroo and fuckin' scratch my nuts.
Bomberman is using humor to express his confidence and bravado.

It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman.
Bomberman is reminding everyone of his name and game.

B-B-B-Blowin' shit up all across the land.
Bomberman is causing widespread destruction with his explosive actions.

D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leavin' this place with a fuckin' hand grenade that'll explode in your face!
Bomberman is taking out his enemies in no uncertain terms and leaving them no chance of survival.

And n-n-nobody fucks with me, bitch.
Bomberman is asserting himself as a force to be reckoned with.

You heard me, oh no.
Bomberman is making it clear that his words are not to be taken lightly.

I'm TNT.
Bomberman is referring to himself as a powerful explosive material.

I'm Dynamite.
Bomberman is comparing himself to a highly explosive substance that can cause destruction.

I'm here representin', yeah I'm down for life.
Bomberman is indicating his loyalty and dedication to his cause.

You can't fuck with the man with the master plan.
Bomberman sees himself as someone who has everything under control and cannot be stopped.

Bitches think I ain't comin'?
Bomberman is questioning whether his enemies believe he will show up and fight them.

You can bet that I am.
Bomberman is letting his enemies know that he is not a force to be underestimated.

I got a brand new suit and I can walk through the walls.
Bomberman is showing off his latest technology and how it gives him an advantage over his enemies.

I don't care if you're a bomber, if you're 10-feet tall!
Bomberman is fearless and ready to take on any opponent, regardless of their height or strength.

They're gonna have to fuckin' scrape your ass off the street.
Bomberman is confident in his ability to take out his enemies and leave them defeated.

So go ahead nigga, talk that shit.
Bomberman is unbothered by his enemies' attempts to intimidate him.

I guarantee you're gonna live to regret it.
Bomberman is warning his enemies that they will suffer the consequences of their actions.

It's Bomberman baby, I'm the cream of the crop.
Bomberman is seeing himself as the best of the best.

I'm gonna need a crowbar to get your bitch off my cock!
Bomberman is being vulgar and showing off his sexual prowess.

Do a little jig and blow a hole in your face.
Bomberman is using humor to express his violent actions.

Disco dance to Prince and take a leak on your grave.
Bomberman is showing his disregard for his enemies and their deaths.

If you ain't feelin' me bitch, I don't give a fuck!
Bomberman is not concerned with anyone's approval and is acting on his own will.

I'll kick you in the face if you don't step off my nuts!
Bomberman is willing to use violence to assert his dominance and control over others.