Duck Hunt
The Adventures of Duane and BrandO Lyrics

I'm bringin' home dinner, better warn the Miss.
I am hunting ducks to feed my family and I need to let my wife know.

I got my trusty dog sidekick to fetch them shits. (Yep.)
My loyal dog helps me retrieve the ducks I shoot.

That gigglin' little bastard's got me stressin' tonight.
The laughing dog in the game is making me feel frustrated and tense.

But I hate bein' laughed at, so my aim's on tight.
I am determined to hit the ducks and not let the dog's laughter get to me.

I got a, straight-shooter that I keep by my side.
I have a gun that is reliable and accurate.

Three bullets in the chamber, like I need it. (Yeah right!)
I am confident in my shooting abilities and don't need three bullets in the chamber.

Tell Brandon Lackey "get the grill ignited".
I am requesting for Brandon Lackey to start the grill so we can cook the ducks.

Because the whole damn neighborhood's gettin' excited, yeah!
People in the neighborhood are looking forward to eating the ducks we catch.

Quack quack boom, bringin' nothin' but doom.
I am a deadly hunter and the ducks have no chance against me.

When the ducks fly up I'm clearin' the room.
I am so skilled that I can easily hit the ducks without hurting anyone around me.

My phat mad skills'll have you holdin' your breath.
My impressive hunting skills will leave you in awe.

I'll have three duck burgers with a side of death, please!
I am going to cook the ducks and make burgers out of them.

I wanna kill that motherfuckin' dog.
I am so frustrated with the laughing dog in the game that I want to shoot it.

But every time I go to shoot, the safety is on!
I am having trouble shooting the dog because I keep forgetting to turn off the safety on my gun.

One of these days I'll give you something to laugh about!
I am determined to eventually hit the dog and make it stop laughing at me.

Duck Hunt, baby. What a pain in the ass, I'm out.
Playing Duck Hunt is frustrating and annoying, I'm done with it.

You rap like a cracker, leave my doggy alone.
I am telling someone who is insulting my dog to stop.

You're just jealous I got more ducks than you to bring home!
I am bragging about how many ducks I caught and implying that others are envious.

I just sit back, waiting for 'em to get in position.
I am patiently waiting for the ducks to fly into a good position for me to shoot them.

Ducks drop from my motherfuckin' ammunition.
I am so skilled that I easily hit the ducks with my bullets.

No bitchin' and whinin' when I miss one, punk.
I don't complain when I miss a duck because I am a confident and skilled hunter.

I got two more in the chamber straight ready to bust.
I have two more bullets in my gun and am ready to shoot more ducks if needed.

Tell Brandon Lackey he needs to finish this track.
I am instructing Brandon Lackey to complete a song, possibly related to our duck hunting trip.

Because I'm gonna eat dinner and take a nap, yeah.
After a successful hunting trip, I plan on relaxing and enjoying a meal.

Duane Zuwala, shootin' like a girl! (Hey!)
Someone is teasing me for shooting poorly, implying that I am shooting like a girl.

Step aside, Sally, let me give it a whirl.
I am challenging the person who insulted me to let me show off my hunting skills.

I got the mirror in my hand with my back to the screen.
I am using a mirror to aim my gun without looking at the game screen.

Shootin' without even lookin' like nothin' you've ever seen before.
I am so skilled that I can hit ducks without even looking at the game screen.

I make it look easy droppin' ducks left and right.
I am so skilled that I can easily hit and kill multiple ducks.

I could do this all night, but I'm at level 99.
I have reached the highest level in the game and cannot continue playing.

So I'mma fire up that grill and we're just gonna pretend;
We are going to cook the ducks and pretend that we are not eating them, to avoid feeling guilty.

that it's duck that we're grillin' up instead of man's best friend!
We are trying to justify our actions of killing ducks by cooking and eating them instead of dogs, which is obviously not acceptable.