MARIO 2
The Adventures of Duane and BrandO Lyrics

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The Adventures of Duane & BrandO Story: when mario opened a door after climbing a long…

We have lyrics for these tracks by The Adventures of Duane and BrandO:

Battletoads Battletoads... I'm gonna hit you in the face with my big…
Bomberman One bomb, two bomb, three bombs blown. The name's Bomberman…
Castlevania Armed with a whip and a fuckin' stake, I'm gonna…
Cheetahmen II Cheetahmen 2 Copyright 1992 Active Enterprises Ltd. Dr. Mo…
DOUBLE DRAGON Billy: D-D-D-Double Dragon, fuckin' your face. It's time t…
DRAGON WARRIOR I'm gonna club you in the teeth with my bamboo…

Duck Hunt I'm bringin' home dinner, better warn the Miss. I got my…
FINAL FANTASY Once upon a time in the land of Melmond, the…
Kung Fu I'll take five at one time, knock you down in…
LITTLE NEMO It's time for bed, better go to sleep. Got my pajamas…
Metroid [Duane and BrandO] Samus Aran in her yellow spacesuit, ju…
Ninja Gaiden Yeah... I'm gonna gonna slit your fuckin' throat, without l…
Sonic SE-GA Sonic is the name and speed is my game I make…
TETRIS Tetris is awesome. It makes people toss up their hands and…
THE CARPET IS LAVA Get your ass in the kitchen! Do what you is told. The…

Zelda II Once upon a time in the land of Hyrule, everyone…

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@someredplayer9688

6y↑3

I'm back in this bitch, throwing turnips and shit
This ain't no 'Doki Doki Panic', deal with it
It's Super Mario, in the motherfucking house
Gonna blast the sunglasses off that bomb-throwing mouse

Yo, Mario, don't confuse me with John Leguizamo
He didn't have a mustache, but at least he got the hoes
(Like in 'To Wong Foo')
I like 'The Pest', and I really, really liked the clown from 'Spawn'
But when they cast him as Luigi, baby, that was just wrong
(Yeah, that was just wrong, wrong)

The Princess is my character of choice (Come on!)
But my balls are too big for me to rap in that voice
And so I jump really high
Take a jog in the sky
Hit the POW Block, throw a fucking bird in your eye

Anyway, we're on a mission to kill King Wart
I heard a call for help, in my dream, of course
And I woke up and saw the cave I seen in my sleep
That's what I get for counting sheep, let's go!

I'm in a cave now, tearing this place down
With these bombs that I pulled out of the ground
L-L-Luigi's in the cave too, that is the truth
P-Pulling bombs out the ground like dentists pulling on my tooth
R-R-Representing in this cave, b-bringing d-down the r-roof (Kaboom!)

(I don't know anyone who plays as Toad)
Now I'm leaving the cave, it's time to get on my way
Headed to the Birdo to save the day
Defeated Fryguy, Tryclyde, and Clawgrip, bitch
As I enter the bird head, I clench my fist

I am a motherfucking Birdo, look at my face
I spit eggs, motherfucker, straight into your face
I'm so hardcore, I rhymed face with face
I rhymed face four times, now get outta my face
Am I an Ostro or a Birdo? Nobody knows!
I eat orbs for breakfast, no milk, mofo
The inside of me glows, you suck and I blow
Don't throw those back, I'll shoot fire up your nose

How the fuck you gonna try and burn my 'stache, paisano?
You trying to make me look like John Leguizamo?
Have some unfertilized dinosaur, ho!
Take that shit, Hermaphrosaurus Rex, do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Oh wait, you can't, that's right
"You red-bowed weirdo, boy birds don't lay eggs"
I say as I throw the last one in your face

King Wart, pulling life support
I see you made it past all of my cohorts
Get ready for my bubbles
Hold it right there
Now it's time to turn this dream into a scary nightmare
Beware
I bet you're scared
I declare despair, not one life spared

Well, leaping lasagna! You mean I'm dreaming right now?
I thought it was real, either way you're going down
I was wondering why the Princess wasn't taken this time
Eat your fucking vegetables, it's time to die .

All comments from YouTube:

@SoniKast

8y↑153

Just.. how do you shove "Do the Mario" and John Leguizamo in all of the mario raps?

@d.danger4335

6y↑4

SoniKast because the Super Mario Super show, was a mix of Mario Bros 1,2 enemies and they traveled in many different areas

@EternallyEve

5y↑8

@@d.danger4335he means how do they fit the reference in all 3 Mario songs

@chasethemaster3440

5y↑1

I’m your 69th like

@rouge-ish324

4y↑4

Because it was wrong how John Leguizamo was Luigi

@mickieee

12y↑45

"The Princess is my character of choice. But my balls are too big for me to rap in that voice" — Best part, my life's now complete.

@BenjaminBattington

9y↑35

I still fucking lose my shit years later every time I hear you force a second fucking Leguizamo reference

@TheAdventuresOfDnB

9y↑37

Oh it wasn't forced.

@buttons551

Which reference to him?

@silverwolf9001

7y↑1

Bigby B Leguizamo's awesome! I loved it at 1:44 when Luigi said are you f%^#ing tyrna burn my 'stache paezano,
Ya tryna make me look like John Leguizamo?

@DarkLink1996.

3y↑37

As a kid, Toad actually was my character of choice for most levels. This was the GBA version, so pluck speed mattered quite a bit more.

@braedenreese5080

3y↑4

Mine was Princess Peach. She was the most usable character that can float across levels.

@nessdapkboyo4755

2y↑4

@@braedenreese5080 Nah bro Luigi was the best dude

@mbplush125

44w↑1

@@nessdapkboyo4755 TBH I actually agree with you Luigi's high jump is the most useful

@nessdapkboyo4755

44w↑2

@@mbplush125 That damn crouching High Jump was 😩

@mbplush125

44w

@@nessdapkboyo4755 Fr dawg

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@welon17

8y↑14

"The princess is my character of choice, but my balls are too big for me to rap in her voice!" I bursted out laughing!

@mikauanaki4866

9y↑57

Remember kids, eat your vegetables - or else Mario will jump through your windows and throw them down your throat.

;)

@Metalman200xdamnit

9y↑7

+Jacob Lewis SMB2,scaring kids away from veggies since 1988.

@MegaNarwhalGuy

10y↑54

That Birdo part was perfect, but Wart's part was pretty much "GRRGRRGRFFRGBBRGGRRBRR" and I didn't understand it. I think I heard "bubbles" somewhere in there, though.

@TheAdventuresOfDnB

10y↑9

narwhao Sorry about that. Try this: https://duaneandbrando.bandcamp.com/track/mario-2

@YoshirockZ64

If you listen closely you can easily hear words XD though at first I did agree

@I_am_Mazki

i got king wort something something life support and then i got nothin

@mbplush125

41w

Yeah I barely could understand Wart but I listened closely to understand him a bit

@ReimondoCortexalotl

2y↑5

1:13
"I don't know anyone who plays as Toad." LMAOOO 😂😭💀

@Phobotech

14y↑11

2:07 onward is really difficult to understand, but other than that, it's some good ol' DnB greatness! I'm glad my friend introduced me to y'alls vids :D

@scotty3bites

14y↑4

i listen to this every morning driving on my way to school, along with the other dnb stuff...it's win

@arbrasskorlean9581

9y↑12

"Hermaphrosaurus Rex"
That is brilliant and genius and beautiful and whoever came up with it deserves and round of applause.

@KingDaddyDmac

14y↑21

Fucking Amazing as always!!! you never disappoint ;)

@Mega_Memez

45w↑1

wait if this video is 11 years old how is this comment 13

@phantomlordsrealm3436

10y↑3

"I rhyme face with face, now get out of my face".
Birdo made my day. lol

@rohry4905

2y↑4

used to listen to this when i was like 11 or 12 this song would pop into my head from time to time and more than a decade later finally checked it out again and damn duane&brando knew how to flow though hahaha

@IngwiePhoenix_nb

1y↑1

Same here. Started to remember the "Luigi's in the cave too, that is the truth" line and went for a hunt to try and find where it came from - and ended up back here. Easily some of the best rap-music-based-on-games out there.

@rohry4905

1y↑1

@@IngwiePhoenix_nb true true, the line that would keep popping up for me was "the princess is my character of choice.. hit the pow block" line. These dudes made some memorable tunes fersure.

@sonickun95

14y↑2

i got the LP of D on my Ipod, MP3, Cellphone, PC, PSP and on my DS >.< It's so awesome!

@menslady125eif2590

10y↑4

Love the cartoon references!

@GamingWithDrew

11y↑4

"I was wonderin' why the Princess wasn't taken this time!" -- made me LOL for some reason. xD

@Noyjeetut

14y↑1

This is great man. I've been getting into nerdcore lately and this is so going on my ipod.

@TrashTawk

14y

I just remembered why I subscribed. I love all this stuff, but favorite-ing all of this takes forever. So let it be known, my subscription means I automatically favorite everything you post. 'Sides, it's not like I don't watch all of it anyway.

@Chocobo012

14y

best mario song out there =]

@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH

12y↑1

Awesome

@Syberz2

14y

New music = love <3

@GoNosis

14y

Your stuff is awesome. AWESOME.

@fearlessfoxfilms

2y↑1

Awesome, bro.

@MechaRouge4

14y

Best Mario rap ever u dudes rock thumbs up

@KeybladeMaster87

14y↑3

I play Toad and Luigi in this this game, AND DAMN PROUD OF IT XD!

@chickennoodlegamer915

5y↑6

Heres something fun to do if you can rap fast. Try rapping this song at 1.5 speed. It's really satisfying when you do it successfully

@thethreecolourmusicneko8012

4y↑2

S**t man you are right. My tounge is just flapping around ^^

@VaFan9

14y↑2

"Swing your arms from side to side... Wait, you can't, that's right." Killer.

@pseudonamex2

14y↑1

gadamn! Brilliant job makin Doki Doki panic and john liguisamo refferences!

@donchakayaripon

14y↑13

I love the "I'm so hardcore, I rhymed face with face! I rhymed face 4 times now get out of my face!" That's just awesome.

@zeldahater1

14y

Awesome song, downloaded it. I appreciate your lyrics. This is nice material ;D

@BigWimply

14y

You have increased my quality of life dramatically.

@blazian83

14y

you guys win for rhyming face four times in a row!

@mariomario813

9y↑37

Too Much John Leguizamo

@TheAdventuresOfDnB

9y↑44

That's a funny way to spell "not enough"...

@mariomario813

9y↑1

lol

@Egalitariat-likesecretariat

9y↑2

+THE ADVENTURES OF DUANE AND BRANDO
Reminds me of "Samurai? That's a funny way of saying 'bitch ninja!'"

@Jeremo-FD

27w

Always the right amount

@MicrowaveMechanics

14y↑2

"Hit the POW bar, throw a fokkin bird in yurr eye" You guys are fucking awesome.

@sonicx15juggler

14y

Great! i like the rate you upload vids :D 3 this day,if i'm right,keep up the good work!

@tjfanoele1722

11y

AMAZING

@Dachimotsu

14y

@TheAdventuresOfDnB : Wow. Thanks!

@LV99MasterMonk

14y↑1

I fucking love The Pest!! You the man for the shout out to that movie!!

@KomaruStan

8y↑17

1:13 I play as Toad...

@TheAdventuresOfDnB

8y↑14

WE DON'T KNOW U

@KomaruStan

8y↑4

***** True, true...

@topfranluis1

So do I...

@TSEpictures

14y

Coolios baby!

@mynishiah

10y

Heck yay

@vfaulkon

14y

@Jyluth THANK YOU. I couldn't understand a word of that bit. ^_^

@turboadam94

14y

@TheAdventuresOfDnB you guys need to do twilight princess and ocarina of time anddddd majoras mask you guys are my favorite rappers yu guys are the shit i listen to you guys everyyyyday when can i expect your new stuff??

@watchdog2007

14y

oooh i wants new stuff.. my faves are ninja gaiden, final fantasy and megaman 2... too EPIC!

@kyrenity

14y

I loved this! Great job guys! :D

@someredplayer9688

6y↑3

@gladeplugins

14y

Hey, this one wasn't up before was it? Awesome!

@RyanHipp

12y

hahaha. Nice job guys. These are awesome

@TheMatto128

14y↑5

i like how the bombs don't say "boom" when they explode instead they say "Bomb" lol

@SprDrumio64

10y↑128

This > Any Egoraptor rap collabs ever

@roastytoasty8559

36w↑2

fckn sick!

@Glidertwin

14y

I couldn't stop laughing at the Toad bit. I love you guys.

@gentlestress

14y

That bit about doing The Mario was epic.

@thethreecolourmusicneko8012

4y↑1

Friend: Hey let´s play Mario 2 ..
Me: Ok^^
Also Me grabbing the Guitar : 0:00

@Barrowsbro86

9y↑32

just because im watching jojo videos and one of these guys name is Brando i get recommended this

@sr.metang8193

6y↑1

DIOOOOOOOOO

@MarmaladeJelly

14y↑1

@Lexurus4 "King Wart! Pulling life support. I see you made past all of my cohorts. Get ready for my bubbles! Hold it right there! Now it's time to turn this dream into a scary nightmare. Beware! I bet you're scared. I declare despair. Not one life spared!"

@DrewDracoSune

11y↑2

"Im in the cave now, tearin' the place down! With...these..bombs...that...I...pull...out of the ...ground!"

@kyle2day

14y↑1

I always thought the battle with the character who keeps alluding to faces would be the bird face you fight near the end of the game/acts as a level goal.

@iDerp69

14y

@MetalVikingGreg Agreed. This song is proof it can work.

@Barquevious_Jackson

47w↑1

1:43 - Boy this set of bars didn't age well.

@Thefabregas22

18w

how do you mean?

@takatotakasui8307

4y↑2

This is Dunkey's favorite video

@MichaelEdwardsVA

14y

are you ever going to upload the comix zone song thats one of my favorite song of yours

@CaptainBoltagon

14y

I hope you do some kind of Wario video. I fucking love that guy, and your Batman one was great

@Keltoth

14y

Yes, yes it is.

@theSneakySasquatch

14y

dude you guys have so got to do more raps about earthbound! itd be a perfect game to do, especially after seeing your rap about saturn valley. oh btw BOING BOING!!

@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH

14y↑3

omg gj guys :=D

@Dan-do2pl

Bruh this was so broken that YouTube thought you was speaking a different language

@lsd-rickb-1728

3y↑1

Hopefully some other YouTuber does sick rap music on old school games like this

@turboadam94

14y

@allav866 haha i see what your saying but it would be amazing if he would oh well i guess we can always hope. and majoras rap would be amazing

@iamlegndrylysv

14y

@TheAdventuresOfDnB i want to hear the castlevania song, is that out yet? (not simon's quest)

@RetroXpuntoNES

14y

This song is perfect for the celebration of 25 years with Mario.

@Varg69420

14y

@TheLivingSeven Yes.

@ElSonambulo6

14y

yes John Leguizamo colombian talent!!!

@iQuackCheeks

Will you guys ever make a lp of devastation 2 with snes games?

@King_Cyn

14y

@PsionicGamer That wasn't Bowser, that was King Wart, a completely different person.

@Dan55888

14y

@kinglinkrox Megaman 2 rap was the bomb-omb

@mikal902

12y↑3

in this game Luigi is clearly the best character !

@usersinvideos

14y

@TheAdventuresOfDnB He is talking about a really well made fan vid that was really similar to this one.

@ea451

14y↑1

toad kicks asssss

@Dawnleaf

14y↑1

>Quote something funny from the song >Get hundreds of thumb ups >??? >Profit

@TheLegendofKat

14y

@MrKauil13 They also play as Toad.

@LimitBlade617

14y

@TheAdventuresOfDnB NEW STUFF?! HOLY SHIZZLE I'M GONNA SHIT MAHSELF!

@theSneakySasquatch

14y

@CorneliusLens idk, but i do hope that they follow through!

@aquawarrior12E

12y

I busted out laughing when king koopa showed up XD

@Chocobo012

14y

YEP

@Darksuperchaossonic

12y

Hey, are you making Mario 3, or planning it?

@King_Cyn

14y

@PsionicGamer *Spoiler* It was a dream. That's probably why Peach wasn't kidnapped and..bowser wasn't in it. At the end, it is shown that Mario was just dreamining.

@Dachimotsu

14y

@TheAdventuresOfDnB : Yes, it is. Except for Wart's lines. Those are completely unintelligible.

@ElectronJohnSA

9y↑6

I hope they make a Yoshi's Island rap!

@mugenmarshal01

11y

Miss the lyrics, new to the channel...

@limepawz

14y

@aibomart It's only brando rapping and making music.

@sirreality9811

3y↑1

RA-REPRESENTIN IN THIS CAVE
BA-BRINGIN D-DOWN THE R-ROOF

@YungSkrimbo

14y

Epic~ but it needs the subtitles you always have! oh well still up to par.

@boone0694

14y

i thought you guys were broken up? why are you still uploading vids, or is it just for the fans?

@gamegod9000

14y

Why are you guys re-uploading the videos on this account? Sorry for being uninformed. If you said anything on your website, I havent been there lately, and I dont have a facebook or twitter if you said anything there. I tried finding the Zelda rap in my favs but I had to put it in there again...

@igotskilll

14y

@ZoroX130 i use him in the desert levels becuase hes the "strongest"

@King_Cyn

14y

@PsionicGamer I'm sure you know it's a dream, I'm pointing it as a spoiler for everyone else who didn't know already.

@CanadaMortgagePro

14y

@Jyluth Thank you I couldn't understand a word that came out of King Wart's mouth.

@NintendoWiigee

14y

high jump ftw

@railwayaccident7837

11y↑11

Ok kids, vegetables can kill you! Dont eat your vegetables.

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