Sonic
The Adventures of Duane and BrandO Lyrics

Sonic is the name and speed is my game
My name is Sonic and I am known for my incredible speed

I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same
My speed is so fast that it appears as if thunder and lightning are one

Rockin' the red shoes, blue dude, voodoo curse
I wear red shoes, and despite being a blue hedgehog, I am unstoppable

Upon anyone that's makin' the planet any worse
I take it upon myself to defeat anyone who threatens the planet

Like this Dr. Robotnik/Eggman dude
Specifically, I will defeat Dr. Robotnik, also known as Eggman

He thinks he's got a fightin' chance against a hedgehog with an attitude
Dr. Robotnik believes he can challenge me, a hedgehog with a strong attitude

Just wait until I see him again
I am eager for my next encounter with Dr. Robotnik

He'll wish a thousand fuckin' times he didn't do what he did
Dr. Robotnik will regret everything he has done to oppose me

That's why they call me Sonic
I am called Sonic because of my incredible speed and abilities

I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined
My speed surpasses even the combined speed of sound and light

And when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit
When I transform into a spinning ball, I can break through obstacles

Spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit
I continuously attack with maximum force, never giving up

And when you can't take it any more I do it again
Even when my opponents are unable to handle my attacks, I persist

Because I gotta fuckin' win in order to save my friends, man!
I must win in order to protect and save my friends

Ain't no one gonna be fuckin' with me
No one can mess with me or stop me

Well hardy har har, it's the egg with the most
Dr. Robotnik, thinking he is clever, finds it amusing

Dr. Robotnik, Sonic time to go or you're toast
I am telling Dr. Robotnik that it's time for him to face defeat

I appear in every act with my Eggman ride
Dr. Robotnik is always present with his Eggman ride in every challenge

New moves, new plan, no place to hide
Dr. Robotnik constantly adapts and creates new strategies, leaving no room for hiding

Every time you think you win I go back to my lab
Whenever Dr. Robotnik believes he has won, he goes back to his lab to devise new obstacles

Creating new obstacles to foil your plan!
He creates new challenges to obstruct Sonic's progress and plans

Hey Sonic, tell Player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes
Sonic is asked to communicate to Player 2 to avoid jumping into spikes, as it is painful

That shit hurts even with these infinite lives
Despite having infinite lives, jumping into spikes still causes pain

I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you
Sonic, known for collecting rings, is far ahead of his opponents

On a mission to turn you into robot stew
His mission is to defeat and destroy his opponents, turning them into helpless states

It's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro
Tails, Sonic's companion, provides transportation and support

Anytime, anyplace, if you slow down though
Tails is always available to assist, but Sonic must not slow down or falter

Shit if you miss it - I'll get it, you got a problem - I'm on it
If something is missed or there is a problem, Tails will take care of it without hesitation

We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave 'em runnin' in smoke
Together, Sonic and Tails will defeat both Dr. Robotnik and Metal Sonic, leaving them in defeat

Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post
Before progressing further, it is important to save progress at a specific location

We need the Emeralds when we get to the end (I know.)
The Chaos Emeralds are needed for the final stages of the game

Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game
If Sonic and Tails defeat Robotnik and complete the game, he will mock their efforts

Don't hit me, I'm just bein' a friend (Shut up!)
Despite Tails being friendly, Sonic urges him to be quiet

We're gonna make it to the thing, gonna speed right through
They are determined to reach their goal and navigate through obstacles with great speed

Show these bitches how we do what we do
They aim to demonstrate their abilities and prove themselves to their adversaries

What the fuck, where'd you go? I'm talkin' to myself
Sonic realizes that Tails has disappeared and he is left alone

What the hell happened to you?
Sonic is confused and frustrated by Tails' sudden disappearance

I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly ass moves, you'll go- (no, no, no)
Tails, with his two tails and impressive moves, asserts himself as a powerful ally

Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go- (no, no, no, no)
Tails expects recognition and appreciation for his impressive moves, refusing to be ignored

Packin' these rings, bitch it ain't no thing, you'll go- (no, no, no)
Tails confidently carries rings without any perceived difficulty, demanding acknowledgement

Tails is the name, Sonic's right-hand G you'll go- (NO NO NO NO NO)
Tails emphasizes that he is Sonic's loyal and valuable right-hand companion

Shut the fuck up
Sonic aggressively tells Tails to be quiet

It's time to get serious, Tails
Sonic urges Tails to focus and take the situation seriously

Yo Tails, where the rings at? Gimme some more
Sonic asks Tails to provide him with additional rings

Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score
Their mission is to locate Dr. Robotnik and seek revenge

I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit
Sonic asserts his independence and states that he doesn't require Tails' constant presence

Followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick
He feels annoyed and suffocated by Tails always following him closely

Gimme a hand Tails, gimme a lift (Okay)
Sonic reluctantly asks Tails for assistance and a lift

Thanks a lot little buddy, now go the fuck away
Sonic thanks Tails sarcastically and requests that he leave him alone

I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'?
Sonic has a confident and bold attitude that he wants others to acknowledge

Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan
He is determined to obtain the Chaos Emeralds in order to unlock his powerful Super Saiyan form

Somebody's gotta motherfuckin' save the day
There is a need for someone to step up and save the day

And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way
Sonic believes he is the only one swift and agile enough to avoid danger and stay safe

Watch your back, if you know what's good for you
He warns others to be cautious and aware of their surroundings

I will *mumbling*
Sonic's speech is interrupted or unclear, leaving his intentions unknown

You fuckin' robot makin' motherfucker ruinin' my mood
Sonic is frustrated by Dr. Robotnik constantly creating robots that interfere with his mission, ruining his mood

C'mon Tails, let's annihilate this Eggman dude
He encourages Tails to join him in eliminating and defeating Dr. Robotnik, also known as Eggman

Now the plane's goin' down, but we're almost there
As the plane they are on is in danger, they are close to their destination

I'll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck (NO FAIR, haha)
Sonic bids Tails farewell and asks for luck, but Tails is upset by the situation and adds a sarcastic remark

I just wanna eat chili dogs... (Is that so much to ask?)
Sonic simply desires to enjoy his favorite food, chili dogs

Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log
He wants to relax by smoking marijuana and taking a comfortable bowel movement

I don't even really fuckin' care!
Sonic expresses apathy and indifference towards the situation

I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath
Metal Sonic introduces himself and warns others to feel his anger and power

I got a dick like a chain saw
Metal Sonic boasts about having a powerful and destructive essence

I'll cut you in half. HAHAHA
He threatens to cut others in half and laughs menacingly

Bring it on, you can't replace this
Metal Sonic challenges others and claims that he is irreplaceable

Based on me on a first name basis
He believes others should be familiar with him on a personal level

Why the fuck do you rap so slow?
Metal Sonic questions why others rap at a slow pace

Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho?
He compares others to Leo Camacho, asking them to question their identity and abilities

ERROR: Does not compute
Metal Sonic encounters an error and fails to process information

Shoot my system froze, reboot
He experiences a system freeze and has to restart or reboot

Scanning. Loading converter. I am Sonic, insert girder.
Metal Sonic scans and loads a converter, imitating Sonic and inserting a girder, suggesting a physical attack

What the fuck is this muthafuckin' bullshit?
Metal Sonic is frustrated and angered by the situation, considering it absurd

That Robotnik just won't quit
He comments on Dr. Robotnik's persistence and refusal to give up

I'm tired of this shit, I want a chili dog
Metal Sonic expresses fatigue and a desire for a chili dog, similar to Sonic

I'm the real motherfucking Sonic the Hedgehog!
Metal Sonic claims to be the true Sonic the Hedgehog

Activating Spin Ball
Metal Sonic activates his Spin Ball technique

(Motherfucker, don't make me laugh)
He warns others not to underestimate him and make him laugh at their efforts

I'll get you next time...
Dr. Robotnik promises to defeat Sonic in their next encounter

(Motherfucker, I just shut your ass down!)
Sonic boasts about shutting down Dr. Robotnik's plans and activities

(Don't ever compare me to Leo...)
Dr. Robotnik strongly denies any comparison to Leo Camacho

One two three, here we come with the rings
Sonic and Tails approach with rings in hand

It's Sonic and Tails, bitch pack your things
They assert their presence as Sonic and Tails, demanding attention

I learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me Houdini
Sonic mentions that he has learned magic tricks and can be compared to the famous magician Houdini

I got my Chaos Emeralds, barely competing
He has obtained the Chaos Emeralds, indicating his superior power in comparison to his opponents

You're so clever Sonic. Where do you come up with these rhymes?
Others admire Sonic's cleverness and wonder where he finds inspiration for his rhymes

Sorry I'm in a bad mood, I've been waitin' outside
Sonic apologizes for his mood, explaining that he has been waiting outside

How 'bout you give me a chance, to be your sidekick guy?
Someone asks Sonic for an opportunity to become his sidekick and companion

Keep up that attitude, I'll punch you in your eye! (Oww!)
Sonic warns the individual that maintaining a certain attitude will result in a punch to the eye

'Sup little bitches, yo my name is Knuckles
Knuckles introduces himself to others in an assertive and confrontational manner

And I ain't comin' to this place here for shits and chuckles
He clarifies that he means business and is not present for amusement

So take a step back unless you wanna get knocked
He warns others to move away unless they want to experience physical confrontation

'Cause I'm a bad motherfucker with some wicked dreadlocks
Knuckles describes himself as tough and intimidating, emphasizing his unique dreadlocks

So I'm lookin' at ya Sonic, 'cause you think that you're fast
Knuckles focuses on Sonic, suggesting that he believes Sonic overestimates his speed

But if you go round for round, then you're never gonna last
He warns Sonic that if they engage in a direct competition, Sonic won't be able to maintain his endurance or stamina

'Cause your rhymes are old bro, I think it's a no-go
Knuckles criticizes Sonic's rhymes, considering them outdated and not suitable for success

You sound kinda shitty like Duane and BrandO!
He compares Sonic's rhymes to those of Duane and BrandO, finding them subpar

But that's how it goes, so don't get me pissed
Knuckles explains that this is the reality and advises others not to anger him

I've got some big ass hands with some spikes on my fist
He describes his large hands with spikes on his fist, suggesting he is formidable in physical combat

And I fly through the air with the greatest of ease
Knuckles boasts about his ability to fly effortlessly through the air

I'm gonna get a one-up bustin' up some TVs
He plans to gain an extra life by destroying some televisions

Bitch please! I'll put your ass on disability
He promises to incapacitate his opponents to the point of permanent disability

Then pimp smack your ass, take away your credibility
After inflicting physical harm, he will further degrade his opponents by removing their credibility

Wait- I gotta turn it around
Knuckles realizes he needs to change the direction or course of the situation

We gotta find Robotnik and pound his ass to the ground
Knuckles states that they need to locate Dr. Robotnik and physically defeat him

Now we're comin' for you and we're goin' straight through
They are approaching their target and will confront him directly without hesitation

Right to your HQ, got my nigga in blue
They plan to infiltrate Dr. Robotnik's headquarters and acknowledge Sonic as a trusted ally

(And he's fast too!)
Sonic's speed is highlighted, emphasizing his effectiveness in the upcoming battle

(He's who?)
There is confusion regarding Sonic and his identity or abilities

Man I told you!
Sonic reaffirms his previous statements and asserts his abilities

Catch up with Sonic and fuck up Robotnik!
Others are encouraged to keep up with Sonic and assist in defeating Dr. Robotnik

I got it under control Tails, I'll get them shits back
Sonic assures Tails that he has the situation under control and will retrieve the stolen items

When you fuck with a motherfucka' like me, you'll get bitch smacked
Sonic warns others about the consequences of messing with him, including physical retaliation

I'm way too fast, bitch understand
He asserts that his speed is unmatched and demands understanding

Motherfuckers talk shit and get the back of my hand
Those who speak disrespectfully will experience his physical retaliation

Like all day long and every night
He is ever-ready and consistently prepared to deal with any confrontations or challenges

I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice
Sonic maintains a calm and collected composure, comparing himself to the musician Vanilla Ice

But I'm blue, not white, not wrong, dude right
He emphasizes that he is blue in color, meaning he is unique and correct

I'm so groov'ay, I'm out of sight
Sonic expresses his coolness and impressiveness, suggesting he is beyond comparison

Like General Patton, I'm not talkin' 'bout Mike
He clarifies that he is not referring to Mike Patton, instead making a comparison to General Patton

I'm old school fool, Tails take the mic
Sonic announces that he has an old-school style and asks Tails to take over the microphone

D-Dodgin' bombs way cool, as we enter the arch
Sonic boasts about his coolness and ability to dodge bombs as they enter an arch-shaped structure

Thumbs up motherfucker, we be comin' with sparks
He signals a thumbs-up and indicates that they are approaching with determination and energy

To get the rings back, Emeralds up, that's the way we do it punk!
Their goal is to retrieve the stolen rings and make use of the Chaos Emeralds to achieve victory

Bring it on, tear it up! Absolutely don't give a fuck!
They eagerly welcome any challenges and are prepared to go all out, showing no fear or concern

We're the motherfuckin' team flyin' by with skill
They declare themselves as a formidable team, swiftly moving with expertise

One rhyme left, goin' in for the kill
They have one final move left and prepare to swiftly execute it to secure victory

I got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind
Sonic is fully focused on obtaining and protecting the rings

1.20 in my pocket but with plenty of time
He has limited resources but remains confident and believes he has sufficient time to succeed

Fast approachin'
Their progress is rapidly moving forward

Let me jump these bombs
Sonic requests the opportunity to skillfully navigate past the bombs

Straight through the hole like I'm fuckin' it, nah
He plans to pass through a narrow opening with agility, comparing it to a sexual act

It doesn't really matter 'cause I see it right there.
Sonic acknowledges that the target is within sight, dismissing any uncertainties

It's Sonic and Tails and we just don't care
They confidently assert their presence as Sonic and Tails, displaying fearlessness

For sure!
They affirm their certainty and confidence in their abilities

(Don't you know that you look like a fuckin' walrus, that flies)
Someone insults and compares another individual to a walrus that can fly

(Ok, now go away Tails. You're not old enough to fight Robotnik yet.)
Sonic dismisses Tails, suggesting that he is not yet mature or skilled enough to face Dr. Robotnik

BRRRRR!!!
An onomatopoeic sound effect indicating a powerful or threatening presence

It's time to meet your doom Sonic, I'm hauntin' your dreams
Dr. Robotnik announces his intention to bring Sonic's downfall, appearing in his dreams as a threat

With my mean, bean, pokey thing killing machine!
He presents his weapon, a lethal machine designed to cause harm and destruction

What the fuck did you say? I wasn't payin' attention
Sonic didn't pay attention to or process what was said to him, asking for clarification

I've destroyed you more times than I care to mention
Sonic acknowledges Dr. Robotnik's previous defeats, indicating a lack of interest in discussing them further

Let's end this now, I got shit I gotta do
Sonic is eager to conclude the confrontation, as he has other matters to attend to

You motherfuckin' motherfucker, fuckin' whoopity doo
He insults Dr. Robotnik and dismisses his attempts with sarcasm

You'll never make it Sonic, I'm the king of this game
Dr. Robotnik declares that Sonic will never succeed, asserting his dominance

All you woodland creatures are all the same
He generalizes and belittles the woodland creatures, including Sonic, as being insignificant and predictable

I'll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog
Dr. Robotnik threatens to harm and eat Sonic's friends, emphasizing his cruelty and lack of empathy

Check my MySpace bitch, I just posted a blog.
He mocks Sonic by referring to his MySpace page and the announcement of a new blog post

I'll fuckin' roll you down the stairs like your name was 'Log'
Dr. Robotnik taunts Sonic, claiming he will roll him down the stairs like a log

You'd better let my friends go you gluttonous hog
Sonic demands that Dr. Robotnik releases his captive friends, calling him a greedy hog

I'll down+A your face, let go of me tubs
Sonic threatens to strike Dr. Robotnik, using a move from the game, and demands to be set free

It's been a long day chubby, gotta get me some grub
Sonic comments on the length of the day, referring to Dr. Robotnik as chubby and expressing his need for food

I'm starvin'
Sonic reveals that he is hungry

(What the?)
Sonic is surprised or confused by something unexpected

(BRRRRR!!! HAHAHA)
An onomatopoeic sound effect indicating a powerful or threatening presence, followed by laughter

So you want a chili dog? Too bad, I'm back!
Sonic playfully denies someone's desire for a chili dog, stating that he has returned

What's that? You said you're fat? We knew that
He sarcastically responds to someone's comment about being fat, indicating that it was already known information

Nooooooo I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!
Sonic denies being fat, claiming to be big-boned as an alternative explanation

Yeah right motherfucker, tell that to Star Jones!
Sonic challenges the claim of being big-boned by referencing Star Jones, possibly suggesting that Jones was once overweight

Lemme set it straight and send you back to your lab
He aims to clarify the situation and defeat Dr. Robotnik, returning him to his lab

You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab
Sonic advises Dr. Robotnik to lose weight and suggests that he will have to rely on a cab due to his size

That's enough motherfucker, I'll throw my arm at you Sonic!
Dr. Robotnik threatens to throw his arm at Sonic, showing desperation in the face of defeat

(Initiating targeting sequence)
Dr. Robotnik begins preparing to target and attack Sonic

Where'd you go Robotnik?
Sonic searches for Dr. Robotnik, expressing curiosity about his whereabouts

KAPOW!
An onomatopoeic sound effect indicating a sudden and dramatic impact

I rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now? BRRRRR!
Dr. Robotnik boasts about his power, causing the ground to shake, and challenges Sonic to destroy him

You cow, you fuckin' big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch
Sonic insults Dr. Robotnik, criticizing his appearance with derogatory terms

I'm gonna cook you over easy
He threatens to cook Dr. Robotnik in an easy or simple manner

HUMPTY DUMPTY! (I said it)
Dr. Robotnik compares Sonic and himself to the nursery rhyme character Humpty Dumpty, indicating that he will be the one to fall or be defeated

I will destroy you and your friend Tails too!
Dr. Robotnik threatens to destroy both Sonic and Tails

I really don't think that's gonna happen, RoBUTTnik
Sonic doubts Dr. Robotnik's ability to succeed and playfully mocks him by altering his name

I got the [Chaos Emeralds]
Sonic reveals that he possesses the Chaos Emeralds, indicating his superior power

-SUPER SONIC-
Sonic activates his Super Sonic form, harnessing the enhanced powers of the Chaos Emeralds

Well hardy har har, three cheers for you
Sonic sarcastically responds to Dr. Robotnik's comment, implying a lack of genuine applause or enthusiasm

I'm really mad now, you have no clue!
Sonic expresses anger and frustration, suggesting that others cannot fully comprehend his emotions

Ooh, I'm not listening (Don't care) motherfucker
Sonic dismisses someone's comments, stating that he is not listening and does not care

I'm waggin' my fist from the seat of my ride
Sonic implies that he is shaking his fist at his opponent while in the driver's seat of his vehicle

With these pokey fingers there's no place to hide!
He suggests that his sharp and pointy fingers make it impossible for his opponent to find a safe hiding spot

Still not listening (I really don't care) motherfucker
Sonic reiterates that he is not interested in listening to someone's words and does not care about their opinions

Anyways, I'm gonna fuckin' tear your fuckin' shit apart
Sonic states his intention to completely destroy and defeat his opponent

I gotta shit, I'm gonna fart, I think I sharted
He humorously shares his bodily functions, joking about needing to defecate and possibly having an accidental release of feces

OH NO!
Sonic expresses dismay or surprise regarding something that has occurred

HAHAHA
Sonic laughs uproariously, finding amusement in the situation