TETRIS
The Adventures of Duane and BrandO Lyrics

Tetris is awesome.
The game Tetris is excellent.

It makes people toss up their hands and scream obscenities.
The game is so exciting that people can't help but express themselves loudly.

Don't you know I'm a fuckin' Tetris pro?
I am an expert at playing Tetris.

I'm about to teach all you newbs geometry.
I am going to impart my knowledge about geometric shapes to all the new players.

I'm a fuckin' straight line, takin' four at one time.
I am very skilled at placing the straight line shape in Tetris, clearing four rows at once.

Add a Tetris to the high score, making it mine.
I will achieve a high score by clearing four rows at once (a Tetris).

Blowin' minds, droppin' lines like I'm Courtney Love.
I am impressing everyone with my Tetris abilities, much like how Courtney Love dazzles her fans on stage.

Shit I can lay down flat if push comes to shove.
I can be flexible with the shapes I place in Tetris, and can lay them down flat if needed.

I'm movin' so fast, down don't matter no more.
I am playing so quickly in Tetris that the speed at which the shapes fall does not bother me anymore.

I'm on Level-9 bitch, straight clearin' the floor.
I am currently on Level 9 and clearing all the rows without any issues.

Z-block gonna drop and I'll slide myself under.
The Z-shaped block is about to fall in Tetris, and I will slide it under the existing blocks to clear more lines.

Down at the arcade they call me the boy wonder.
At the game arcade, I am known as the young prodigy at Tetris.

Everyone's waitin' for me, the coolest block in the game.
People are eagerly anticipating my next move in Tetris as I am a skilled player.

Makin' all the other blocks look totally lame.
Compared to my Tetris skills, other players' abilities pale in comparison.

Saved the day... But I ain't got no name.
I have won the game of Tetris, but I do not have a distinguished reputation or name in the gaming community.

My Tetris high score will be my claim to fame.
My personal best score in Tetris will be what makes me famous in the gaming world.

When I walk down the street, I waddle from side to side.
I have a distinctive gait when walking due to my lack of leg mobility.

I ain't got no legs they call me the french fry.
I am known as 'French Fry' because I appear to have legs that resemble that shape due to my unique walking style.

Fuck around and I'll drop ya like a dumb blonde ho.
If someone bothers me while playing Tetris, I will swiftly defeat them in the game with no mercy.

When you're done with me you'll need Dr. Mario.
After playing Tetris with me, one might need to play Dr. Mario to recover from the mental exhaustion.

Playin' Tetris, droppin' blocks right here, over there, everywhere.
I am dropping Tetris blocks in different positions across the game board.

That ain't even fair.
My Tetris skills are so advanced that other players may feel that it is not fair to compete against me.

I don't even care.
However, I am indifferent to what anyone else thinks of my Tetris skills.

Here's a T, there's an L.
I am placing Tetris shapes with the T and L forms in various locations.

I'm gainin' speed, Level-3, all I need is just a freakin' Square.
As I'm reaching Level 3, I only need one shape (the square) to clear four lines at once.

Put it over there!
I am directing myself to place the square shape in a specific spot on the board.

Now I'm on my way to Level-9, scorin' high, blowin' minds, all the freakin' time. (Like it was a crime.)
As I'm advancing towards Level 9, I continue to impress with my high score in Tetris, almost as if I'm committing a crime.

I'm on fire (I'm on level 9).
I am performing exceptionally well in Tetris while reaching Level 9.

I'll retire (I will never die).
Despite playing for a long time, I will never stop playing and improving at Tetris.

No score higher... than mine.
My score in Tetris is unparalleled and unbeatable.

Wait a second BrandO it is my turn to rock! (No!)
I request that it's my turn to perform in the song, but BrandO disagrees.

Droppin the blocks in the places and shit don't you know that that is how it goes. (I will distract you while you rap.)
I am calling out BrandO's strategy in playing Tetris while he attempts to rap over my lines.

Cut it out you fucker it is still my turn to rock! (No!)
I am becoming frustrated that BrandO is interrupting my turn to perform.

That shit is fuckin' annoying you bastard I'm trying to finish the game. (How are you so good with small gaps?)
BrandO's behavior is causing me to lose focus on the game, and I am questioning his abilities in Tetris.

Cut it out now! (No!)
I am demanding that BrandO stop interrupting me in the song.

Really cut it out! (Nope!)
Despite my demand, BrandO is refusing to stop.

I will start to shout! (So?)
I am threatening to raise my voice if BrandO does not stop interrupting me.

Fuckin' shut your mouth!
I am telling BrandO to be quiet and let me continue with my turn in the song without interruption.

I'm motherfuckin' bringing down the roof! Turn, aim, and shoot!
I am celebrating my prowess in Tetris and intend to keep performing well by focusing on my moves.

L-Block, T-Block I speak the truth!
I am successfully using various Tetris shapes and impressing those around me.

I'm the king of this game, and I'm takin' names!
I am winning at Tetris and making a name for myself in the gaming community.

Fuckin' cut it out BrandO I'm resettin' the game!(You will never beat my high score, Duane. Oh shit!)
I am so frustrated with BrandO's interruption that I am resetting the game of Tetris. BrandO, in turn, is skeptical that he can ever beat my high score.