The Air Freshener Man, the alter ego of pretend music maestro Robert Dane, … Read Full Bio ↴The Air Freshener Man, the alter ego of pretend music maestro Robert Dane, spent the early part of his life in middle-of-nowhere town Ashby-de-la-Zouch, Leicestershire, before ending up living in Leeds, via Scarborough. He now hangs vicariously on the tails of the Leeds music scene and has one mission to complete: He will go on tour to promote the release his debut single on Monday 30th August 2010. It will be deleted on Monday 6th September 2010, the day he turns 30. One format of the single must be vinyl. From that point on The Air Freshener man will split up with himself, citing ‘Musical Differences’
The Air Freshener Man began life as a regular contributor to popular teen mag Mega-Zine, found on Channel 4 Teletext. These writings resulted in The Air Freshener Man being voted best Mega-Zine writer of the year in 1993 by the readership. Many years later it became clear that there was only one name he could use for his music project, just to see if one day somebody turned up purely because they remembered the name.
Musically The Air Freshener Man describes himself with the usual clichés like “I don’t sound like anything else.” Sadly this is not true, as all music sounds like something else, and he is probably best lumped into the genre “Lo-Fi Singer Songwriter”, although he secretly worries that this will make him sound like a bland acoustic guitarist singing about being dumped in every song. This is not the case.
The Air Freshener Man's live shows are now part music, part performance spectacular, aided by a 4-track cassette recorder, some headphones, a penguin (stuffed), his own shelf and lots of gaffa tape.
The Air Freshener Man began life as a regular contributor to popular teen mag Mega-Zine, found on Channel 4 Teletext. These writings resulted in The Air Freshener Man being voted best Mega-Zine writer of the year in 1993 by the readership. Many years later it became clear that there was only one name he could use for his music project, just to see if one day somebody turned up purely because they remembered the name.
Musically The Air Freshener Man describes himself with the usual clichés like “I don’t sound like anything else.” Sadly this is not true, as all music sounds like something else, and he is probably best lumped into the genre “Lo-Fi Singer Songwriter”, although he secretly worries that this will make him sound like a bland acoustic guitarist singing about being dumped in every song. This is not the case.
The Air Freshener Man's live shows are now part music, part performance spectacular, aided by a 4-track cassette recorder, some headphones, a penguin (stuffed), his own shelf and lots of gaffa tape.
Penguin
The Air Freshener Man Lyrics
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Christina Perri Can you find the time To let your lover love you He…
Christina Perri/Musicfire.in Can you find the time To let your lover love you He…
Don Johnson Big Band Verse 1 6.45 in the morning in december I'm waiting for …
GWAR They attack They attack They are on a rampage Unleashed from…
Home Video I'm getting stupid sitting here Waiting for the light to ch…
HOMEVIDEO I'm getting stupid sitting here Waiting for the light to ch…
Klaha Konna yoru wa mou nakanai de Kimi no koto omotte nemurou…
O/W/W/W/L/S Who want smoke I'm the pope You're a fool Slingin' dope In t…
Pinkfong Pinkfong! Penguins, attention! Penguins, begin! Have you e…
Zior Park To North Pole Keep moving on Oh oh my lord Why you trying…
槇原敬之 製鉄所のコンビナートは 赤と白の市松模様 君に見せるつもりだった ロケットの模型と同じで もう君にも見せることもないし …
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BallZack
Wow instead of breaking your hose it breaks your lawnmower
Black Hat
I always love when infomercials attempt to create solutions to problems that don’t exist or are so minor that their solution actually can make it worse.
If you run over your garden hose with your lawnmower, that’s your fault. That’s not a defect with the product, you were careless. Now we have a super durable hose that, if you run over it, might damage the lawnmower itself rather than cutting through the cheap and easily replaceable hose.
Like, I understand wanting a product that can take abuse, but there’s no reason a hose should be able to withstand a lawnmower because you’re an idiot if you run over it in the first place.
Akmaj Theathority
I'd like to imagine them keep one upping each other. After this the lawnmower company make a powerful enough saw to cut this hose then the hose company make it ecen harder rinse and repeat
Juan D'Marco
Yeah
Volodya Dykun
Looks like they just stopped it
Azathoth the 3rd.
Well too be fair it's your own fault for leaving your hose out in the lawn before you mow either way.
HardLeg Gaming
Finally, a shark resistant hose, just what I always needed.
Redhairedgodlybeast
I really hope people aren’t defending these horrible products 😂
Mc
Needed*
Franco Redstone
well how are you gonna water your seaweed and algae