We felt we had finally captured our sound, but the band was no more. JZ, Mark, and I had already been playing as The GasHounds, so our attention went there and a whole new batch of songs and recordings.
When JZ and I went through all our studio tapes from start to finish (1985-89), we revisited the thought we had long ago- can we capture our essential sound? We feel these recordings present the band as we always felt we should have been on record.
So, ladies and gentlemen, This Is The Alter Boys!
2) The Alter Boys are an American band including members of the bands Dog Fashion Disco, Mushroomhead, and Unified Culture, as well as MTV's Jackass. They play in various musical styles, and released their debut album in 2005. They are currently on Jason Popson's label "Fractured Transmitter" .
Vocals - Todd Smith, Jason Popson
Additional vocals - Craig Martini, Mike Martini, Ryan Dunn
Guitar - Todd Smith, Mike Martini
Bass - Craig Martini
Keyboards - Matt Rippetoe
Woodwind - Matt Rippetoe
Accordion - Mike Martini
Pigs & Pineapples
The Alter Boys Lyrics
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Embalmed in napalm
A struggle for power
In the belly of the beast
Disneyland debutantes
Table dance for dollars
While Silicone soldiers wear Versace fatigues
And everyday I look I see the devil in the mirror
Perfection can't be attained
That′s why
Ouiga we don't want to tell the future
Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness
Poison a chicken
And it will predict the future
Hellhounds and witches are sniffing at my door
Over the borders we've been trading human skin
And everyday I look I see the devil in the mirror
I′ve been praying to bleeding statues dining with these hungry ghosts
That′s why
Ouiga we don't want to tell the future
Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness
You′ve got a chip on your shoulder
There's a target on my chest
I′ve got a secret that I'm dying to confess
I′ve been blinded by the future
Present life cannot sustain
That's why
Ouiga we don't want to tell the future
Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness
The Alter Boys' "Pigs & Pineapples" is a dark commentary on the state of modern society. The lyrics are rife with symbolism and bleak imagery, creating a vivid picture of a world in chaos. The first verse, for example, mentions "ticker tape parades" and "embalmed in napalm," which suggests a celebration of violence and destruction. The second verse is equally unsettling, with its reference to "Silicone soldiers wear[ing] Versace fatigues" and "trading human skin over the borders." The chorus, which repeats the phrase "Ouiga we don't want to tell the future / Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness," seems to be a rejection of the idea that we can control our fate. Instead, the song suggests that we should find joy and comfort in small things, like roasting pigs with pineapples and smiled.
The song seems to be a critique of consumerist culture, where people are reduced to objects and corporations hold the real power. The line "Disneyland debutantes / Table dance for dollars" is particularly telling, as it suggests a world where even the most innocent and magical things are commodified and sold. The reference to "borders" and "human skin" implies a world where even the most basic rights and freedoms have been stripped away.
Overall, "Pigs & Pineapples" is a powerful indictment of a society in decline. However, it also suggests that there is still hope, as long as we can find joy and meaning in the small things in life. The song encourages us to reject the forces that seek to control and manipulate us, and to instead embrace the beauty and tenderness that can still be found in the world.
Line by Line Meaning
Ticker tape parades
Celebrations that involve the use of ticker tape, as a metaphor for superficial and empty ways of celebrating.
Embalmed in napalm
Relating to the use of napalm as a weapon of war in which an explosion of gelatinous substance is spread over an area or person, killing or severely injuring them.
A struggle for power
The competition for power among people, often marked by cunning, manipulation, and aggressiveness.
In the belly of the beast
Being stuck in a dangerous, oppressive, or risky situation that seems impossible to escape from.
Disneyland debutantes
Describing young, attractive women who cater to the fantasies of men, in a way that is reminiscent of the shallow and superficial aspects of Disneyland.
Table dance for dollars
A type of entertainment in which women dance on tables for money, often in a strip club or other adult venue.
While Silicone soldiers wear Versace fatigues
Describing a group of people who are superficial, obsessed with looks and brands, and who prioritize material possessions over everything else.
And everyday I look I see the devil in the mirror
A reflection on how individualism and societal expectations lead us to become our worst enemies, resulting in self-loathing and despair.
I′ve been blinded by illusion
Describing how illusions and superficialities have blinded us to the harsh realities of the world, and how we must see past this tendency in order to gain a clearer perspective.
Perfection can't be attained
Self-explanatory. No one can ever achieve perfection and it's a folly to try.
That′s why
Connecting the previous lines to the ones that follow, suggesting that because of these realizations about illusions and the unattainability of perfection, there are certain things we can do - as seen in the next lines.
Ouiga we don't want to tell the future
A reference to a Ouija board, a tool used in certain circles to predict the future. This line suggests that the song's writer(s) is/are skeptical of the tool's ability to predict the future and prefers to focus on other things.
Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness
A metaphorical suggestion that we ought to treat everyone, including those who have done wrong, with kindness and forgiveness.
Poison a chicken
A metaphor for taking advantage of people's weaknesses to extract a desired response, in a manipulative and potentially harmful way.
And it will predict the future
A continuation of the previous metaphor, noting that people who are mistreated might respond in ways that are easy to predict - perhaps even manifesting through ghostly apparitions or other supernatural events.
Hellhounds and witches are sniffing at my door
A metaphor for the many evils and bad influences in the world that can creep in and destroy our sense of safety, security, and well-being.
Over the borders we've been trading human skin
Literal and metaphorical meanings are intertwined, with this line alluding to the illegal trade of human organs and parts in the black market, as well as the desire for some to profit from other people's suffering.
I′ve been praying to bleeding statues dining with these hungry ghosts
A reference to Catholicism and the religious practice of praying to idols or saints for intercession, but in a way that is critical of the practice, suggesting that it is misguided and leads to thoughts of death and despair.
You′ve got a chip on your shoulder
A metaphor for describing someone who is always angry, defensive or overly-sensitive about something, and who is always ready to pick a fight.
There's a target on my chest
A metaphor for the sense of danger or insecurity that one feels, often as a result of real or perceived threats from others.
I′ve got a secret that I'm dying to confess
A reflection on the immense pressure and anxiety that comes from holding onto a secret, and the potential release one might feel if that secret is finally shared or released.
I′ve been blinded by the future
A continuation of the earlier metaphor of being blinded by illusions and superficialities, but now focused on the future rather than the present.
Present life cannot sustain
A recognition that the way we live in the present - with superficialities, illusions, and greed - is not sustainable for the long-term, and that we must focus more on the things that truly matter.
That's why
Another transition line, suggesting that the earlier lines of the song have led the writer(s) to a certain realization or conclusion.
Ouiga we don't want to tell the future
Repeating this earlier line once more, as a way to symbolize the persistence of the doubts and skepticism regarding the future, but now with a greater sense of hope or purpose.
Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness
Repeating this line once more as well, as a way to emphasize the importance of treating others with kindness and empathy, even in tough situations.
Writer(s): The Alter Boys
Contributed by Tristan R. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@Dude27th
I hope they let this songs stay on youtube now, it's always frustrating trying to share Todd Smith's work but not having any accesible platform to do so
@demonsrreal
Thanks David. We are among the elite few that remember this band
@davidkasper4590
Many of us remember them, but Youtube has been taking them down left and right. I am sure this will be gone soon too unfortunately.
@johnostrunic8904
your not the only one who remebers them, Ryan Dunn Rest in Peace this was his band but you may already know that if so i apologize but it does explain why johnny did a shout out at the begining lol
@drummonkey21
I got to see these guys live back when they started and my old band was opening shows for mushroomhead. I've since lost my original copy of this disc. Thanks for uploading!
@illuZionSN64
i cant wait for their show september 7th in lakewood ohio. its gonna be amazing and probably one of our last opportunities to see them. they are so sick but i wish youtube wasnt striking them and taking them down
@dragonforcecam
Its more the company who owns the record who is striking it down and then Youtube takes them off, because if the owners of it don't ever know its there or stop deciding to be dicks that's how it ends up staying up. I would imagine it's Rotten Records? the ones behind the reason why Dog Fashion Disco used to be so hard to find on here and other streaming sites, because they "owned" the intellectual property of the album because it was released by them. It's basically why they have done the rerecording of their older albums, so they can have them more out there for the old fans and more than likely gain new fans if they can be easily shown or find the music, it's also why there haven't been any remastering or such on those albums and the only way to buy a few of them is through the Rotten Records website, or in the rare case out in the wilds of a record store. It's actually really shitty to me because if the company has no interest in it or what have you, just give the rights back to the musicians so they can ya know, make money, new fans, just actually own the shit they put their hard work and effort into. No tho, the company has to keep them because what if they decide one day to do something with it? That's money they are just giving back to the people who actually deserve the money.
@jasoncracknell4086
I love this shit! Thanks to you. I appreciate it so much ❤️
@cataptromantia6831
Missed this. Thanks for the upload!
@MAXAMILLIONMAN
Wow I swear I thought the clean vox were Mike Patton for a second!