Fugue For Tinhorns
The Andrews Sisters Lyrics


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We're off
We're off for a day at the races
And who knows, who wins, who shows, who plays
I know
You know?
I know
Well, go
Well, hand me the form, I'm a little bit

I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's the guy that says if the weather's clear
Can do, can do
And this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do
Can do, can do

I'm picking Valentine
'Cause on the morning line
The guy has got him figured at five to nine
But look at Epitaph, he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph
Epitaph, Valentine and Revere
I got the horse right here, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute

For Paul Revere I'll bite
I hear his foot's alright
Of course it all depends
If it rained last night

I know it's Valentine
The morning words looks fine
Besides, the jockey's brother's a friend of mind
And just a minute, boys, I got the press-box noise
Because my great grandfather was Equipoise
Epitaph, Valentine, Paul Revere
I got the horse right here

Just a second, just a second, just a second

I tell you Paul Revere
Now, this is no bum steer
It's from a handycapper that's real sincere

I go from Valentine
'Cause on the morning line
The guy has got him figured at five-to-nine
So make it Epitaph
He wins it by a half
According to this here in my Telegraph

Epitaph, Valentine, Paul Revere
I got the horse right here
(And the winner, Twinkletoes)




Twinkletoes?
We had the horse right here

Overall Meaning

The Andrews Sisters' song "Fugue For Tinhorns" is about going to the races and picking out which horse to bet on. The singers discuss different horses and their odds of winning, highlighting the excitement and unpredictability of horse racing. They exchange ideas on which horse to choose and base their predictions on research and word of mouth. The song's chorus, "I got the horse right here," emphasizes their confidence in their chosen horse and their excitement at the prospect of winning. The song's lyrics are filled with clever wordplay and puns, adding to the playful and lighthearted tone of the song.


Overall, "Fugue For Tinhorns" is an entertaining, comedic take on horse racing and betting. The Andrews Sisters' harmonies and lively delivery add to the energy of the song, making it a fun and catchy tune to listen to. The song captures the excitement and thrill of horse racing, while also poking fun at the unpredictable nature of gambling.


Line by Line Meaning

We're off
We're heading out


We're off for a day at the races
We are heading to the racetrack for the day


And who knows, who wins, who shows, who plays
We don't know who will win or compete


I know
I have an idea


You know?
Do you have any idea?


I know
Yes, I have an idea


Well, go
Ok, what is it?


Well, hand me the form, I'm a little bit
Give me the betting form, I need to study it


I got the horse right here
I have selected the horse to bet on


The name is Paul Revere
The horse's name is Paul Revere


And here's the guy that says if the weather's clear
This source tells us if the weather will be clear


Can do, can do
Yes, that’s a possibility


And this guy says the horse can do
Our source confirms that the horse can win


If he says the horse can do
If this source confirms the horse can win


Can do, can do
Yes, that’s a possibility


I'm picking Valentine
I am choosing to bet on Valentine


'Cause on the morning line
Because the horse's odds are favorable on the morning line


The guy has got him figured at five to nine
The source has predicted that Valentine has a 5-9 chance of winning


But look at Epitaph, he wins it by a half
However, Epitaph is predicted to win by half a length


According to this here in the Telegraph
According to this article in the Telegraph


Epitaph, Valentine and Revere
The horses with the best chance of winning are Epitaph, Valentine, and Revere


I got the horse right here, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
I’ve already picked the winning horse, give me a sec


For Paul Revere I'll bite
I am willing to take a chance on Paul Revere


I hear his foot's alright
I'm confident in the horse because it's in good health


Of course it all depends
However, everything ultimately depends on variables like the weather


If it rained last night
If it rained last night, it could affect the results of the race


I know it's Valentine
I'm sure that Valentine is my best choice


The morning words looks fine
The horse has good odds in the morning


Besides, the jockey's brother's a friend of mind
I have a personal connection to the jockey's family


And just a minute, boys, I got the press-box noise
Hold on, let me check the latest news from the press box


Because my great grandfather was Equipoise
This horse has a special connection to my family


Epitaph, Valentine, Paul Revere
The top horses in the race are Epitaph, Valentine, and Paul Revere


I got the horse right here
I still think my original bet is the best choice


I tell you Paul Revere
I am certain that Paul Revere is the winning horse


Now, this is no bum steer
This is not a bad tip


It's from a handycapper that's real sincere
This tip comes from a genuine source


So make it Epitaph
I'm changing my bet to Epitaph


He wins it by a half
I believe Epitaph will win by half a length


According to this here in my Telegraph
This information comes from an article in the Telegraph


Epitaph, Valentine, Paul Revere
The top horses in the race are Epitaph, Valentine, and Paul Revere


I got the horse right here
I'm still confident in my choice of Epitaph


(And the winner, Twinkletoes)
(And Twinkletoes wins)


Twinkletoes?
I can't believe Twinkletoes won


We had the horse right here
We almost had the winning horse




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Loesser

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Comments from YouTube:

@redlinemando

Thank you Caitlyn Meadors for listing each vocal part. Their voices sound so much alike that it's uncanny!!!! You really have to close your eyes & listen closely to identify each girl by their subtle tonal differences. There are still a couple sections that are difficult for me to isolate each voice to it's owner. For me, there's something about Maxene's pronunciation that stands out in my ears, but I love each voice equally. The magic they had together as a trio will never be matched in our current state of auto tuned voices, lude wardrobes & genre confused notations!!!!!!! What year was this recorded?

@caitlynmeadors4170

Paul Revere (Patty)
Valentine (Maxene)
Epitaph (LaVerne)

Patty is a dead giveaway
For Maxene it's easy to tell if you've seen the TV show pilot
So LaVerne is given away by elimination

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