Proper Cup Of Coffee
The Andrews Sisters Lyrics


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A Sultan sat on his oriental mat,
In his harem in downtown Persia,
He took one sip of his coffee,
Just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia,
Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya,
That′s the worst cup of coffee in Persia!
'Cause...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee,
Made from a proper copper coffee pot.
I might be off my nut,
But I want a proper cup of coffee
From a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots,
They′re no good to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee
From a proper copper coffee pot,
I'll throw you in the sea."
In old Baghdad, in old Baghdad, in old Baghdad, in old Baghdad,
In old Baghdad very often I have had cups of coffee by the dozen
And you all should make my coffee just as good
And without my blasted cussing .
Oh, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya,
It′s the awful-lest coffee in Persia!
Oh what I want is a proper cup of coffee,
Made from a proper copper coffee pot.
I might be off my nut,
But I want a proper cup of coffee
From a proper copper pot.
Brass coffee pots, glass coffee pots
They′re no good to me
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee
From a proper copper coffee pot,




I′ll have a cup of tea!
I'll have a cup of tea.

Overall Meaning

The Andrews Sisters sang about a Persian Sultan who was disappointed with the terrible cup of coffee that his servant, Kersia, had served him. The Sultan complained about the quality of the coffee and cursed his servant. He then expressed his desire for a proper cup of coffee, made from a proper copper coffee pot. The Sultan had tried coffee served in iron and tin pots before but found them unacceptable. He made it clear that if he could not have the coffee he desired, he would throw Kersia into the sea.


The Andrews Sisters also mention their experiences with coffee in Baghdad. They proclaim that they have had cups of coffee by the dozen in old Baghdad, but the quality of the coffee served must improve. The sisters show their solidarity with the Sultan's desire for a proper cup of coffee, echoing the refrain of the song: "All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made from a proper copper coffee pot." They too claim, "I might be off my nut, but I want a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper pot." The Andrews Sisters make it clear that brass and glass coffee pots do not suffice either, and that if they cannot have the coffee they desire, they will have a cup of tea instead.


Overall, the lyrics of The Andrews Sisters' "Proper Cup Of Coffee" serve as a humorous critique of the often poor quality of coffee served in certain contexts. The song expresses a longing for the perfect cup of coffee, brewed in a beautiful copper coffee pot, and makes for an entertaining listen.


Line by Line Meaning

A Sultan sat on his oriental mat,
An important ruler enjoyed the luxuries of his palace in Persia.


In his harem in downtown Persia,
He enjoyed the comfort of his personal chambers.


He took one sip of his coffee,
The Sultan tasted his coffee.


Just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia,
The Sultan told his servant Kersia what he thought.


Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya,
The Sultan was very unhappy with the coffee.


That′s the worst cup of coffee in Persia!
The Sultan believed that the coffee was the worst in Persia.


'Cause...
Explanation of why the Sultan believed that the coffee was the worst.


All I want is a proper cup of coffee,
The Sultan wanted a good cup of coffee.


Made from a proper copper coffee pot.
The Sultan believed that the quality of the coffee depended on the method in which it was made.


I might be off my nut,
The Sultan acknowledged that he was possibly crazy for holding such a high standard for his coffee.


But I want a proper cup of coffee
Despite his recognition of a possible irrationality, the Sultan remained steadfast in his desire for good coffee.


From a proper copper pot.
The Sultan believed that a copper pot was the only acceptable material to use for coffee-making.


Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots,
Other materials besides copper were unacceptable for the Sultan.


They′re no good to me!
The Sultan would not settle for anything less than the best.


If I can't have a proper cup of coffee
The Sultan was willing to take drastic measures if he couldn't get what he wanted.


From a proper copper coffee pot,
The Sultan was very specific with his standards.


I'll throw you in the sea.
The Sultan would punish his servant for not delivering what he wanted.


In old Baghdad, in old Baghdad, in old Baghdad, in old Baghdad,
The Sultan reminisced about his previous experiences with coffee.


In old Baghdad very often I have had cups of coffee by the dozen
The Sultan has enjoyed a lot of coffee in the past.


And you all should make my coffee just as good
The Sultan believed that his servants should be able to make coffee as good as in Baghdad.


And without my blasted cussing .
The Sultan hoped that he wouldn't have to resort to cursing to get what he wanted.


Oh, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya,
The Sultan was unhappy with the coffee again.


It′s the awful-lest coffee in Persia!
The Sultan believed that the coffee was the worst in Persia once again.


Oh what I want is a proper cup of coffee,
The Sultan reiterated his desire for good coffee.


Brass coffee pots, glass coffee pots
Other materials besides copper were unacceptable for the Sultan once again.


They′re no good to me
The Sultan would not settle for anything less than the best once again.


If I can't have a proper cup of coffee
The Sultan was willing to take drastic measures if he couldn't get what he wanted once again.


From a proper copper coffee pot,
The Sultan was very specific with his standards once again.


I′ll have a cup of tea!
The Sultan would rather drink tea than accept lower quality coffee.




Writer(s): R P Weston, Bert Lee

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Comments from YouTube:

@Monty_BeGoodToEachOther

what a delightful rendition of this time honored music hall diddly.. just one more special offering from the terrific trio..

@Edwin48100

I didn't think they recorded this late into their singing career!

@tysonreissfelder6710

I think that at least one of the sisters recorded into the 70's.

@adamshaw9974

Nice :D

@saman.r5540

Is persia iran now days?

@thjola

Yes

@NPHT-so9us

boop

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