Idiot Brother
The Auteurs Lyrics


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They were hanging on
For grim life
They were clutching
at straws
They were sure
That the ship was at port
As it sailed far from shore
They were keen philosophers
They were keen on hurt
They were like
A pair of dumb dogs
Rolling in the dirt

(That's) you and
Your idiot brother
Waiting in the wing
Which one holds up the other
Which one pulls the string

One bite of the apple
One chop at the tree
Is your word
as good as your bond
Your stammer, your honesty

You could have it for free
Because nothing works
For no-one at all
No-one works for free

We were
getting on famously
I was doing my bit
They got no claim on me
So send me a writ

I was walking
Around your house
In the middle of the night
Home medicine erotica
Is you prescription right?

I want to kill your sister
With some business advice
Never doubt your loyalty
On the telephone line

And what about
our fat friend
With the golden ears
Upped and left
Turned down




your best shot
Now you're in arrears

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of The Auteurs's song Idiot Brother show a story of two brothers who are hanging on for dear life, grasping for any hope they can find. They have convinced themselves that the ship they were on is at port, even though it has sailed far from shore. The brothers are portrayed as keen philosophers, but also as two "dumb dogs" rolling in the dirt, suggesting they are not as intellectual as they believe themselves to be. The lyrics ask the question of which brother is holding the other up, as they both seem to rely on each other in some way.


The song continues to talk about how one's word might not always reflect their honesty, and how nothing works for anyone for free. The writer mentions that they were getting along well with someone, but they received a writ showing that they were being sued. The writer then talks about walking around someone's house in the middle of the night, with the suggestion of some kind of erotic influence. The writer then mentions a desire to kill the sister of the person they are addressing with business advice, while also reminding them to stay loyal on the telephone line. The song ends with a reference to their "fat friend" who has turned down their best shot, leaving them in arrears.


Line by Line Meaning

They were hanging on
They were struggling to survive


For grim life
The struggle was a matter of life or death


They were clutching
They were desperately holding on to


at straws
any possible solution, no matter how unlikely


They were sure
They were certain


That the ship was at port
That they had arrived at their destination


As it sailed far from shore
Even though they were actually moving away from their goal


They were keen philosophers
They liked to think about deep, intellectual concepts


They were keen on hurt
They enjoyed causing pain to others


They were like
They acted just like


A pair of dumb dogs
Two unintelligent animals


Rolling in the dirt
Playing around in the mud


(That's) you and
The same thing applies to you and


Your idiot brother
Your unintelligent sibling


Waiting in the wing
On the sidelines, waiting for their turn


Which one holds up the other
Which one is supporting the other's mistakes or bad behavior


Which one pulls the string
Which one is in control of the situation


One bite of the apple
One small mistake


One chop at the tree
One single action that could have negative consequences


Is your word
Do you keep your promises


as good as your bond
Are you trustworthy


Your stammer, your honesty
Your hesitation or nervousness might reveal how truthful you are


You could have it for free
It's not worth anything


Because nothing works
Because nothing ever goes according to plan


For no-one at all
Nobody is successful


No-one works for free
Everyone wants something in return for their efforts


We were
We used to be


getting on famously
We used to be getting along very well


I was doing my bit
I was contributing my fair share


They got no claim on me
They have no right to ask anything of me


So send me a writ
So they can take legal action against me


I was walking
I was moving around


Around your house
In the area near your residence


In the middle of the night
During the darkest hours


Home medicine erotica
Possibly referring to the use of drugs or other forms of self-medication to achieve a desired state


Is you prescription right?
Are you following the correct course of action to solve your problems?


I want to kill your sister
I want to give you some advice to help your sister


With some business advice
About business-related matters


Never doubt your loyalty
Always remain committed to your goals


On the telephone line
Even when communicating over long distances


And what about
What can be said about


our fat friend
Our overweight acquaintance


With the golden ears
Who appears to have good ideas or insight


Upped and left
Suddenly left


Turned down
Rejected


your best shot
Your most promising opportunity


Now you're in arrears
Now you owe money or are otherwise in a difficult position




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: LUKE MICHAEL HAINES

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