The Glorious Epic of Three Men who are Awesome
The Axis of Awesome Lyrics


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Through the mist of smoke and flame
Rides a man, a mighty lord
His foes fall in pain
Women cry his name
The gift of rock his reward

With a voice that can power lightbulbs
Wound a bear and shatter souls
He calms the hounds of Hades
All the single ladies
Put your hands up
Rock 'n Roll

Under rock and craggy mountain
In the ancient hall he dwells
His piano shines with glory
He sings an ancient story
Of betrayal by the Elves

Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves?
You're making me a dwarf, aren't you?

No, no. You are a mighty warrior

His six brothers, grim and beardy
They saw a maid, as white as snow
A magic mirror found her
Now she's off, they flounder
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work he goes

Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf

Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf!

Man of earth and man of fire
Battle brothers to the core
Valor soaring ever higher
But we're empty, lost without one more

Hello, my name is Lee
And I play the guitar
And I play the guitar!

What?

And so we ride onwards to destiny
Our foes and enemies slain
Fighting fierce beasts, eating their meats
We ride!
And Awesome's our name

Jordon!
Riding on a skeleton horse of fire!

Lee!
Riding on a skeleton horse of fire!

But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire

Ya, you have to pick something different

Lee!
Riding on a skeleton horse of... water!

What? A waterhorse?

You mean like a seahorse?

Well, at least I'm not riding on a chicken!

Who said I'm riding on a chicken?

Benny!
Riding on a chicken!

But why do I have to ride a chicken?
You guys got to choose yours!
I want to ride a dragon!

And so we ride onwards to destiny
On horse, seahorse, and hen
Evil destroyed, homeless employed
We ride!
From now till the end

And in the misty halls of Asgard
Where the Gods watch over man
They tried to curse the Axis for our pride

But alas, we were too awesome
Their powers weak against our might
So we kicked them in the balls
And then they cried

And so we ride onwards to destiny
With swords and weapons and shit
Lightning will flash
Thunder will clash
We ride into infinity!

We fly and don't need a plane
We'll fill you with love




Till heaven and earth combine!
And Awesome's our name

Overall Meaning

The Axis of Awesome's song The Glorious Epic of Three Men who are Awesome is a comical and exaggerated portrayal of three men going on a grand adventure, slaying their foes, and conquering all obstacles to be known as "Awesome." The lyrics are laced with references to fantasy and fairy tale tropes such as dwarves, Elves, magic mirrors, Asgard, and Hades. The song portrays each member of the group as a powerful and heroic figure who rides forth to destiny with swords, guitars, and magical horses, spreading love and vanquishing enemies.


The first verse introduces the first man, a mighty lord of rock, who rides through a "mist of smoke and flame," leaving his foes in pain and women crying his name. The lyrics use hyperbole, describing his voice as having the power to "power lightbulbs, wound a bear, and shatter souls." The second verse introduces the second man, who lives in an ancient hall, playing a piano and singing an "ancient story of betrayal by the Elves." This verse also references Snow White and the Seven Dwarves by describing his six brothers as "grim and beardy" and seeing a maid, as white as snow. The final verse introduces the third man, Lee, who plays the guitar and is initially confused about what he is meant to be in the fantasy setting. The song ends with the trio riding off into infinity, on horses, seahorses, and even chickens.


Overall, the song is a comical tribute to fantasy storytelling and rock music. It uses exaggerated and fantastical language to paint a portrait of three larger-than-life characters who are meant to be taken with a grain of salt. It's a celebration of fun and adventure, full of references to popular fairy tales and fantasy stories.


Line by Line Meaning

Through the mist of smoke and flame
Amidst the chaos and destruction


Rides a man, a mighty lord
A powerful and respected leader


His foes fall in pain
He defeats his enemies easily


Women cry his name
He is admired and desired by many


The gift of rock his reward
His musical talent brings him fame and success


With a voice that can power lightbulbs
His singing voice is incredibly strong


Wound a bear and shatter souls
His voice can cause physical and emotional harm


He calms the hounds of Hades
Even the underworld's creatures are tamed by his music


All the single ladies
A reference to a popular song, calls for women to dance and sing along


Put your hands up
Encourages audience participation


Rock 'n Roll
Celebrates the genre of rock music


Under rock and craggy mountain
In a secluded and ancient place


In the ancient hall he dwells
Lives in a place of great history and importance


His piano shines with glory
His musical instrument is impressive and revered


He sings an ancient story
Shares a tale from long ago through his music


Of betrayal by the Elves
A story of being wronged by mythical creatures


Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves?
Questioning the relevance of the story being told


You're making me a dwarf, aren't you?
Realizing he is being cast as a certain fictional character


No, no. You are a mighty warrior
Reassuring the person that they are portraying a formidable figure


His six brothers, grim and beardy
Describing the man's perceived companions


They saw a maid, as white as snow
The group became infatuated with a fair maiden


A magic mirror found her
A supernatural object revealed her existence


Now she's off, they flounder
They struggle to cope without her


Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work he goes
Quoting a classic song about working men


Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf
Accepting the assigned role with humor


Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf!
Affirming his powerful and heroic interpretation of the character


Man of earth and man of fire
Two individuals with different elemental associations


Battle brothers to the core
Comrades who fight alongside one another


Valor soaring ever higher
Growing more and more courageous


But we're empty, lost without one more
Feeling incomplete without a missing member


Hello, my name is Lee
Introducing oneself


And I play the guitar
Sharing one's musical instrument of choice


What?
Expressing surprise/confusion


And so we ride onwards to destiny
Heading toward a pre-determined fate


Our foes and enemies slain
Having defeated those who would oppose them


Fighting fierce beasts, eating their meats
Conquering dangerous creatures and consuming their flesh


Jordon!
Calling out one person by name


Riding on a skeleton horse of fire!
Describing how one person is portrayed


Lee!
Now addressing someone else by name


Riding on a skeleton horse of water!
Choosing a unique mode of transportation


But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire
Correcting a previous misrepresentation


Ya, you have to pick something different
Negating someone else's choice


But why do I have to ride a chicken?
Questioning the fairness of the assigned roles


You guys got to choose yours!
Feeling left out as others receive more desirable parts


I want to ride a dragon!
Expressing a desire for a different character portrayal


And in the misty halls of Asgard
Depicting a mythical location


Where the Gods watch over man
Describing the divine presence in the world


They tried to curse the Axis for our pride
Being targeted by malevolent powers


But alas, we were too awesome
Overcoming the curse with their exceptional qualities


Their powers weak against our might
Prevailing through sheer strength


So we kicked them in the balls
Responding to the attempted curse with aggression


And then they cried
Claiming victory over their adversaries


With swords and weapons and shit
Equipping themselves for battle


Lightning will flash
Nature's elements will react to their power


Thunder will clash
Their strength and foes' resistance will collide


We ride into infinity!
Embarking on a journey that will last forever


We fly and don't need a plane
Defying gravity and reality itself


We'll fill you with love
Spreading positivity and inspiration


Till heaven and earth combine!
Promising unification of all things


And Awesome's our name
Reiterating their shared identity as the Axis of Awesome




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Comments from YouTube:

fendroca

I've been listening to this song on spotify since 2018.. and only now do I see the actual MV.. this is amazing <3

Logan Goddard

I love how ya'll are playing Hero Quest haha. Brilliant music and video as usual! Great Job!!

InCytphul

Finally, an accurate portrayal of what happens in my epic Fantasy Epics! board games.....Thank you Awesome, thank you.

polymphus

True story: immediately after I watched this video, my speakers stopped working.


This video is so awesome, it blew up my speakers. 

spejic1

They knew they would never play anything as awesome as that ever again and simply gave up even trying.

MeMusicLikes

Did they really play "Hero Quest"? I had no clue, that anybody still knows this epic game

matt beshears

".. With swords and weapons, & Shit!!" FUCKIN LOVE IT!!! Been following for years love yall

Melissa Salisbury

Amazing! I love this song. Glad you guys finally made a video for it :)

chaosmastermind

OH my God, the nostalgia overload from them playing Hero Quest.. :D

Masud Hoque

Finally! It's here.
I've been waiting for a video from the first day I heard the song.

Had all the fire and explosions I imagined.
also, using RP games as setup. Awesome.
Job well done guys. A+

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