The Gates
The Beautiful South Lyrics


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Woman goes to heaven, it's not important when
'Cause as soon as she arrives God has to send her down again
?You've got an extra five years to clean up after men?
?I mean no disrespect God, but you better make it ten?

Well if heaven's an improvement I won't mind the extra squeeze
I've got a few more birds down there, after losing bees
Trying to lose their bees

So don't be shocked who queue-jumps
Or who just calmly waits
A certain type of behavior
The guest list just creates

No time for lively discussion
No time for televised debates
The well-meaning soon become well meant
It's the hard sell or hell at the gates, the gates

Alcoholic finds himself outside the pearly gates
I've only got one worry God, a few outstanding slates
Any tab you used to have been passed to so called mates
And after they've paid-up they're off to the land of empty crates

Heaven is a glass, neither half empty nor half full
So do us all a favor God and give that thing a pull
Give that thing a pull

So don't be shocked who queue-jumps
Or who just calmly waits
A certain type of behavior
The guest list just creates

No time for lively discussion
No time for televised debates
The well-meaning soon become the well meant
It's the hard sell or hell at the gates, the gates

Model turns up hours late, he had to get it right
If you're gonna look cool in heaven wear something more than white
Vanity's close to arrogance, just slightly more polite
Fashion show a jumble sale at a slightly different height
At a slightly different height

So don't be shocked who queue-jumps
Or who just calmly waits
A certain type of behavior
The guest list just creates

No time for lively discussion
No time for televised debates
The well-meaning soon become the well meant




It's the hard sell or hell at the gates, the gates
The gates, the gates

Overall Meaning

The Beautiful South's song "The Gates" is a satirical commentary on the idea of heaven and the afterlife. The first verse describes a woman going to heaven, but immediately having to return to earth because she has "an extra five years to clean up after men." This line is a jab at traditional gender roles that place a disproportionate burden on women to perform domestic labor. The singer goes on to suggest that God should give her ten years instead of five to get the job done. This speaks to the frustration many people feel about the unfairness of society, and how much time and effort it takes to achieve equality.


The second verse features an alcoholic who has arrived at the gates of heaven with "a few outstanding slates." He is worried that his debts won't be paid off and that he won't be allowed entry. This part of the song highlights the idea that people have to be "good enough" to get into heaven, and that there's a certain amount of gatekeeping involved in who is allowed in. The chorus repeats the idea that the "guest list" creates certain types of behavior, suggesting that people are only good because they want to get into heaven.


The final verse features a model who is worried about what to wear to heaven. The singer suggests that she wear something other than white, as "vanity's close to arrogance." This line plays on the idea that people who are obsessed with their appearance are seen as shallow or egotistical. Overall, "The Gates" is a witty and darkly humorous take on the afterlife, suggesting that heaven is just as fraught with inequality and judgment as earth.


Line by Line Meaning

Woman goes to heaven, it's not important when
It doesn't matter when a woman goes to heaven


'Cause as soon as she arrives God has to send her down again
Because God sends her back immediately upon arrival


You've got an extra five years to clean up after men
You have an additional five years to tidy up after men


I mean no disrespect God, but you better make it ten
No offense, God, but ten years should be better


Well if heaven's an improvement I won't mind the extra squeeze
If heaven is better, I don't mind the lack of space


I've got a few more birds down there, after losing bees
I still have some friends left down there after losing others


Trying to lose their bees
Trying to get rid of bad relationships


So don't be shocked who queue-jumps
Don't be surprised by line-cutters


Or who just calmly waits
Or by those who don't seem bothered by waiting


A certain type of behavior
People's behavior is unique to them


The guest list just creates
The guest list is responsible for certain attitudes


No time for lively discussion
There's no time for talking in heaven


No time for televised debates
There's also no room for television debates


The well-meaning soon become well meant
Those with good intentions often become redundant


It's the hard sell or hell at the gates, the gates
It's either convincing enough to get in, or you go to hell


Alcoholic finds himself outside the pearly gates
An alcoholic reaches heaven's gates


I've only got one worry God, a few outstanding slates
My only concern, God, is a few unpaid debts


Any tab you used to have been passed to so called mates
Any debts that existed, have been passed around


And after they've paid-up they're off to the land of empty crates
Once they've paid, they go to a place of nothingness


Heaven is a glass, neither half empty nor half full
Heaven is neither optimist nor pessimist


So do us all a favor God and give that thing a pull
God, do us a favor and make things clearer


Model turns up hours late, he had to get it right
A model arrives late because he had to look perfect


If you're gonna look cool in heaven wear something more than white
If you want to look good in heaven, wearing white is not enough


Vanity's close to arrogance, just slightly more polite
Being vain is like being arrogant, just more subtle


Fashion show a jumble sale at a slightly different height
A fashion show in heaven is like a chaotic sale, but fancier


The gates, the gates
Repeating the title of the song




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DAVE ROTHERAY, PAUL HEATON

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