Stupid
The Birthday Lyrics

I know, I'm a Stupid.
I am aware that I am not very intelligent.

But I'm a Real Stupid.
However, I am a truly stupid person.

観覧車をよじのぼる
I am very skilled at climbing Ferris wheels.

アクロバットが得意なんだ
I am also particularly good at acrobatics.

もともと仕事はハッタリで
Originally, I started my job as a fraudster.

身体は丈夫なほうみたい
However, at least my physical health is strong.

絶望ってやつと 希望ってやつは
Despair and hope are tricky feelings,

タチが悪いから すぐ入り込めるぜ
since they can quickly take over your mindset.

神様ってやつと 悪魔ってやつは
Similarly, god and the devil can be found everywhere.

そこら中にいるぜ
They are all around us.

うようよしてるぜ
They are very abundant.

生まれつき手クセが悪いからさ
Unfortunately, I was born with bad habits in my hands.

おもちゃに困ったことは無いね
However, this has never caused any problem with playing or toys.

ピストル, パチンコ, 風船ガム
In fact, I actively enjoy playing with things like guns, pinball and bubble gum.

ムービースターはベットベト
I also have a fascination with movie stars, maybe a bit too much.

一体ここはどこなんだ?
I am not really sure where I am right now.

ちょうちんあんこうの腹の中か?
Maybe I am inside of a fish's lantern-like stomach?

だったらこの壁切り裂いて
If that is the case, I will tear this wall apart.

大気圏ぐらい突破してやるよ
I will even break through the atmosphere if I have to.

輝いてたゴミはさ
You know that shiny piece of trash over there?

結局シンドロームと
It ended up being a syndrome.

一緒に消えちまって
It disappeared along with everything else.

ひっかき回してっただけで
I was just scratching at it.

あの娘のギターに傷をつけたよ
But in doing so I accidentally damaged that girl's guitar.