The Baddest Man Alive
The Black Keys / RZA Lyrics

I could take the pitchfork from the devil
I am so powerful, I could take the weapon from Satan himself.

Keep a super suit like I’m incredible
I have a special suit that gives me incredible abilities like the superhero, The Incredible Hulk.

From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky
I have no limits or boundaries, I can conquer any environment from the deepest ocean to the highest sky.

I’m the baddest man alive
I am the most formidable person on this earth, no one can stand up to me.

I’d grab a crocodile by his tail
I am fearless, I could easily capture a dangerous predator like a crocodile.

Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail
I am so powerful, I could manipulate the justice system to do whatever I want, even put the police officers behind bars.

Make the meanest woman break down and cry
I can handle even the most threatening person, and even make them cower in fear.

I take no mess, and I take no jive
I do not tolerate anyone trying to disrespect or challenge my authority.

Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I am filled with so much energy and adrenaline, I feel like I can do anything, even fly.

Not bad meaning bad, but I’m bad meaning good
My reputation may sound negative, but in reality, it means that I am great at what I do and no one can surpass me.

Say my name three times, and you knock on wood
My name is considered so powerful that people must knock on wood to avoid tempting fate or getting hurt.

Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood
Like the famous villain from the movie Candyman, I walk the streets and instill fear in those around me with my notoriety.

Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
I am so gangster, I can wave my gun in a cop's face without any fear of retribution.

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
I am so brave, I could easily steal a meal from a powerful predator like a tiger.

Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire
I am willing to endure extreme pain and danger, like taking a bath in gasoline and walking through fire.

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty
I have no fear of wild creatures, I could hug a grizzly bear and even drink its milk.

Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee
I have such little regard for authority, I could take a police sergeant's hat and use it as a toy without any consequences.

Spit in a crocodile's face, have a menage a trois with two female apes
I am so dominant, I could even intimidate a crocodile by spitting in its face, and have my way with multiple female apes.

Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives
I am completely invulnerable, I could even sleep in a barrel of sharp butcher knives without being harmed.

I drink honey straight from the beehive
I don't fear bees or wasps, I could even drink honey straight from their hive.

Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
I am so fearless and daring, I could jump off the Empire State Building completely naked with only a bungee cord to support me.

Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
Even more dangerous than bungee jumping, I could skate across the Golden Gate Bridge with no clothes on, risking my life.

When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye
Even in the face of death, I am unafraid and stand my ground.

I bust off in the face of the witch of the East
Even the powerful and wicked witch from The Wizard of Oz would cower before me and my dominance.

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh
I could mock and belittle even the most fearsome creatures, like telling a great white shark to brush his teeth like a human.

I’m the man who stole the golden fleece
Like the mythical Greek hero Jason, I could successfully complete difficult and dangerous tasks, like stealing the golden fleece.

And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast
Even the fairy tale characters of Beauty and the Beast can't stand up to my dominance, as I could commit heinous acts without any consequence.

I’m the baddest man alive, and I don’t plan to die
I am the most dominant and untouchable person on earth and will never meet my match, even in death.

I’m the baddest man alive
I am truly the most formidable and powerful person on the planet, and no one can ever defeat me.