Shut Up
The Bloodhound Gang Lyrics

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I am Jimmy Pop, I am quick and efficient, and I am requesting to be prepared with oil like a machine.

I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I am comparable to unpleasant physical growths like zits, warts, corns, cysts, and boils.

I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I annoy and irritate you to the point where I am like a sebaceous cyst that becomes a bothersome physical form under your skin.

I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
I am not very deep or insightful, similar to the plot of poorly made gay pornography by amateurs.

Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
I keep you interested and eager for more like the nation of Bangladesh, which struggles with poverty and lack of resources.

Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
I will confuse and amuse you with nonsensical lyrics like the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show.

Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find
I am unique and not easily found or replicated.

Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
I am similar to a Native American without his traditional alcoholic drinks.

I'm like Schneider one day at a time
I am like the character Schneider from the TV show One Day at a Time, who is helpful but eccentric.

I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
I am like Bob Vila, the home improvement TV host, fixing and improving things, but also causing discomfort like hammering nails.

To my wall like Daniel-son does
I am attaching you to my life and experiences like Daniel-son does to his master in the movie Karate Kid.

I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because
I am performing repetitive and pointless actions like the character Daniel-son in Karate Kid, who waxes cars for no apparent reason.

I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
I become excited and energized like a Western Union telegraph machine, and I insist on being myself.

And I got more balls than the daily lottery
I have more courage and daring than the average person playing the lottery every day.

Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
I am like an irritating and bothersome medical condition that cannot be ignored.

Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
I am more ironic and sarcastic than a lesbian orgy.

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
I do not care if you do not like me or my music.

Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
I do not like you because you are not similar to me in personality or lifestyle.

Second verse is different from the first
The second verse of this song is different from the first verse in terms of lyrics and meaning.

I'm Jimmy Pop I am
I am still Jimmy Pop.

Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
My name is Jimmy Pop and I am being repetitive for comedic effect.

See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
My name is not Hoover and I do not care about your opinion or criticism.

And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
I have a unique perspective or outlook on life, like the geometric shape parallelogram.

And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
You will be attentive and listening to me like a field of corn with ears of corn.

I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
I will confuse or disorient you like the jazz musician Dizzy Gillespie, as I promote and emphasize my own abilities and accomplishments.

Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
Like a No. 2 pencil, I always have a purpose, aim, or message to convey.

You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
You will want to share my message or music with friends, like a poorly rolled smoking joint.

I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull
I am Jimmy Pop and I am making you feel better like Alka-Seltzer, while I compare you to a seabird that is less significant or noteworthy than I am.

As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
As I keep talking or performing, your mind or ego will become overwhelmed or explode.

Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
I will cause a negative and unpleasant impression or reaction, like the taste of expired and rotting liver sausage.

Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face
I will be aggressive and confrontational like the violent movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
I will dismiss or reject you like brushing off toothpaste with a toothbrush.

Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
I am venting my frustration or anger like a Chinese Laundromat which has steam being released.

But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap
I am not the soft and pleasant toilet paper brand Charmin, so do not try to deceive or manipulate me.

I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I have negative feelings or prejudices towards both white people and black people.

I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
I dislike having to use bathrooms in public places, but this is a common feeling that many people share.

I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
I have an irrational dislike towards feminist women who are attracted to other women, based purely on their appearance.

I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I have a dislike towards the music magazine Spin, because they do not promote or feature my music.

I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I have a dislike towards the TV hosts Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford.

I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I have a dislike towards all movies made by the filmmaker Spike Lee, who is of short stature.

I hate people that think I care what they think
I dislike people who assume that I value or consider their opinions of me.

I hate people that think their ass don't stink
I dislike people who are arrogant or self-righteous, and believe that they are perfect and free of flaws.

I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I have a dislike towards the musician Jon Bon Jovi, but I have an even greater dislike towards his music.

I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I dislike taking the life of other human beings, because it means adding to a tally or keeping track of death.

I hate you but you hate yourself too
I dislike you, but I know that you also have negative feelings towards yourself.

I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you
I do not enjoy being honest about my dislike towards you, but I know that being in your position or living your life would be equally unpleasant or worse.

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
I do not care if you do not like me or my music.

Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
I do not like you because you are not similar to me in personality or lifestyle.